SEMI-AUTOMATIC.

DREW. gemini. nøpe! THE CRITICS SAY: "i don't have any money to donate to the homeless today, sorry." -soccer mom, ★

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STEVIE: ON WEDNESDAYS WE EAT PASTA

DREW: OKAY GRETCHEN WIENERS, CHILL.

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STEVIE: NOT REALLY

STEVIE: milkshakes and pie are okay because who would ever turn down milkshakes and pie?

DREW: PASTA THO. OMG

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STEVIE: I JUST LIKE KNOWING WHAT IM GONNA EAT

DREW: SO YOU DON'T WANT A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS?

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STEVIE: why? does that sound impastable to you?

DREW: are you alfredo try pastas on a different night of the week?

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STEVIE: i eat pasta on wednesdays

DREW: what

DREW: ONLY wednesdays?

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STEVIE: no pasta

STEVIE: the rest sounds good

DREW: omg what did pasta ever do to you 😨

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STEVIE: you have a point.

DREW: so, do i need to bring anything tonight?

DREW: pizza, pasta, capri sun, a sense of humor, etc

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STEVIE: don't start choking now that this is going

DREW: well i can't now. it'd be expected.

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STEVIE: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

DREW: tbh i still think the fact i'm texting you without doing it bc i'm choking to death is pretty unexpected

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STEVIE: I CAN'T BELIEVE I DROPPED THE BALL ON THAT

DREW: I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU

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STEVIE: i've seen you mastermind an attack!

DREW: a devilish attack, if you will 😈

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STEVIE: you're smart about this stuff

DREW: i can be schemey when i wanna be!

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STEVIE: i have faith in your abilities

DREW: that makes one of us so it's much appreciated ✌️️

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STEVIE: what kind of revenge plot!!!

STEVIE: i don't believe in violence

DREW: i'm a firm believer in battles of wits.

DREW: somehow.

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STEVIE: I STRONGLY SUSPECT YOU ARE CORRECT

DREW: WE NEED TO EXTRACT A REVENGE PLOT

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STEVIE: it was just thursday and last night but

STEVIE: MORE THAN ONE DAY IS STILL DAYS

STEVIE: the plural stands

DREW: THEY'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

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STEVIE: THEY'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS.

STEVIE: D A Y S

STEVIE: YOU GOT A BREAK!!!!

STEVIE: and that is slander, sir

DREW: has it been days?

DREW: time really does fly when your sans darcy.