"The only thing that makes you a pro in comparison is you’re better at fighting green munchkins bent on world domination."
"How you doin’, sis? You and Purple Birdy still a thing?"
"I've been to outer space more than you, that makes me a pro. Have you ever been to outer space? I could probably get you a spot at the cool kids table if you asked really nicely."
"Oh...." she bits her bottom lip and shakes her head. "No, he started not being able to call me his girlfriend and then he cheated on me...with a trashy redhead that had a nice car."















