Motor City, $@%&!

[joebards]

I’m here. So does anyone want to RP?

[joebards]

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[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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[lsleofskye]

Life’s a beach | benmuldersunsets

Location: Surfers Paradise, Queensland, Australia

[rexsploded]

[buckcap]

I love Robards, so much. He’s the perfect character for this series.

[bothhavesharpteeth]

Winter Soldier #17 

[bothhavesharpteeth]

hello do you a have a minute to talk about our personal lord and savior joe robards

[movierpmemes]

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) feel free to change details and pronouns as you see fit. some nsfw and triggering material.

where must we go, we who wander this wasteland in search of our better selves?

my name is ___.

my world is fire and blood.

each of us in our own way was broken.

it was hard to know who was more crazy: me……or everyone else.

where are you?

you promised to help us.

help us, ___.

i tell myself they cannot touch me.

i am the one who runs from both the living and the dead.

it is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of this world.

sooner or later someone pushes back.

they are not your property.

today is my day.

you’re already a corpse.

how much more can they take from me?

that’s mine!

that’s my jacket!

that’s my head!

why can’t you stop?

what a day.

what a lovely day.

witness me.

i live, i die, i live again.

is that just the wind or is it some furious vexation?

we’re not going back.

it hurts.

out here, everything hurts.

you wanna get through this? do as i say.

pick up what you can and run.

you don’t have to do it just because he tells you.

he’s not gonna hurt us.

don’t damage the goods.

look how slick he’s fooled you, ___.

we’re not to blame.

who killed the world?

whatever you do, you can’t be seen.

i’m supposed to be alone.

that was the deal.

what’s your name? what do i call you?

i got unlucky.

fool.

mediocre.

drive!

i got a boot.

all this for a family squabble.

put a bullet in her skull.

i myself will carry you to the gates of valhalla.

you shall ride eternal.

give me the gun.

go back for her.

we keep moving.

he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!

___, don’t be stupid.

there is no going back.

we are not things.

i don’t want to hear that again!

i’m gonna go and do some repairs.

i’ll go.

i thought i was being spared for something great.

it’s right in front of your eyes.

say, anyone notice that bright light?

are you hurt?

you’re bleeding.

that’s not his blood.

don’t breathe.

i remember something like that.

help me, please!

we had to get out.

where are the others?

we’re the only ones left.

shall we wait?

everybody has gone out their mind.

you’re not the only one, ___.

do you think there’s still somebody out there?

you having a baby?

you kill people with that, do you?

i killed everyone i ever met out here.

come here, take a peek.

can i talk to you?

you’re more than welcome to come with us.

i’ll make my own way.

hope is a mistake.

if you can’t fix what’s broken, you’ll go insane.

we go back?

i thought you weren’t insane anymore.

i don’t like him already.

i like this plan.

it feels like hope.

we can start again, just like the old days.

look, it’ll be a hard day.

we might be able to, together, come across some kind of redemption.

one man, one bullet.

stay with me.

remember me?

he’s dead!

i’m gonna need you to drive.

i am so sorry.

hold it. there you go.

___. my name is ___.

[ieroisms-archive]

[buckcap]

“I am Tesla Tarasova. The voice of the Electric Ghost. And these are your last rites.”

Winter Soldier (2012) #17

[rothelp]

norman fucking rockwell! starters.

you fucked me so good that i almost said i love you.

you’re fun and you’re wild, but you don’t know half of the shit that you put me through.

i can’t change that, and i can’t change your mood.

‘cause you’re just a man, it’s just what you do.

why wait for the best when i could have you?

i don’t get bored, i just see you through.

you took my sadness out of context.

maybe i could save you from your sins.

take a deep breath, baby, let me in.

just take my hand.

i’m your man.

they mistook my kindness for weakness.

i fucked up, i know that, but jesus – can’t a girl just do the best she can?

who i am is a big-time believer that people can change.

you don’t have to leave her.

when everyone’s talking, you can make a stand.

even in the dark, i feel your resistance.

you can see my heart burning in the distance.

you want this, you need this.

are you ready for it?

oh god, miss you on my lips.

nothing gold can stay.

you’re beautiful and i’m insane.

give me hallmark. one dream, one life, one lover.

it’s just me and you.

touch me with your fingertips.

we’re getting high now because we’re older.

me myself, i like diamonds.

if you weren’t mine, i’d be jealous of your love.

maybe the way that i’m living is killing me.

it turns out everywhere you go, you take yourself. that’s not a lie.

wish that you would hold me or just say that you were mine.

it’s killing me slowly.

dream a little dream of me. make me into something sweet.

fuck it, i love you.

it turns out california’s more than just a state of mind.

if i wasn’t so fucked up, i think i’d fuck you all the time.

we got this relationship.

i love her so bad, but she treats me like shit.

take this veil off my eyes.

my burning sun will, some day, rise.

said i’m gonna play with myself.

we’ve come to tell you that she’s evil, most definitely. evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely.

i’d like to hold her head underwater.

i’m a star and i’m burning through you.

be my once in a lifetime.

i’m a fucking mess.

thanks for the high life.

i would like to think that you would stick around.

you know that i’d just die to make you proud.

touch me anywhere ‘cause i’m your baby.

i believe that you see me for who i am.

is it safe to just be who we are?

you try to push me out, but i just find my way back in.

there’s things that i wanna say to you, but i’ll just let you live.

if you hold me without hurting me, you’ll be the first who ever did.

what you been up to, my baby?

haven’t seen you ‘round here lately.

all of the guys tell me lies, but you don’t.

you just crack another beer and pretend that you’re still here.

this is how to disappear.

i love that man like nobody can.

i’m always going to be right here.

no one’s going anywhere.

you don’t ever have to be stronger than you really are.

i wanted to reach out, but i never said a thing.

i shouldn’t have done it.

i wanted to call you, but i didn’t say a thing.

i’ll catch you on the flip side.

we’ll do whatever you want, travel, wherever how far.

you don’t ever have to be stronger than you really are.

you don’t ever have to act cooler than you think you should.

you’re brighter than the brightest stars.

you’re scared to win, scared to lose.

whatever’s on tonight, i just wanna party with you.

you make me feel like there’s something that i never knew i wanted.

it’s you. all the roads lead to you.

i see you for who you really are.

i miss dancing with you the most of all.

nobody warns you before the fall.

i’m wasted.

don’t leave, i just need a wake-up call.

i’m facing the greatest loss of all.

i want shit to feel just like it used to.

i guess that i’m burned out after all.

sometimes, girls just want to have fun.

the poetry inside of me is warm like a gun.

it’ll buy me a year if i play my cards right.

i’m just trying to keep my love alive.

bartender, our love’s alive.

baby, remember, i’m not drinking wine.

that cherry coke you serve is fine.

i love the little games that we play.

do you want me or do you not?

i heard one thing, now i’m hearing another.

happiness is a butterfly.

what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already been hurt?

i’m already hurt.

if he’s as bad as they say, then i guess i’m cursed.

don’t be a jerk. don’t call me a taxi.

i just wanna dance with you.

i lose myself in the music, baby.

i’ve been tearing around in my fucking nightgown.

don’t ask if i’m happy. you know that i’m not.

at best, i can say i’m not sad.

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have.

she couldn’t care less, and i never cared more.

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman with my past.

i’ve got monsters still under my bed that i could never fight off.

they write that i’m happy. they know that i’m not.

[btpcast]

JOEBARDS. <3

(via Declan Shalvey’s Twitter)

[joebards]

Let’s start this fucking blog off. This is the official starter call, so like this post for a starter! Doesn’t matter if your new or old follower, mutual or not, or otherwise, anyone is more than welcome to like this for a starter. Feel free to send me an IM if you would like to plot! Or even send me some memes if you would rather.

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“Portal” sentence meme

❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞

❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞

❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞

❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞

❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞

❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞

❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞

❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞

❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞

❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞

❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞

❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞

❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞

❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞

❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞

❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞

❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞

❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞

❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞

❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞

❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞

❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞

❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞

❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞

❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞

❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞

❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞

❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞

❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞

❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞

❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞

❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞

❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞

❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞

❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞

❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞

❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞

❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞

❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞

❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞

❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞

❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞

❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞

❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞

❝ You are kidding me. ❞

❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞

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[suprnovas-moved-deactivated2020]

𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐔𝐓  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.    🔪

spoiler  free  dialogue  from  rian  johnson’s  2019  murder  mystery,  KNIVES  OUT.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  or  edit  as  found  necessary  !

❝  i  suspect  foul  play.  ❞

❝  how  about  a  glass  of  milk  ?  ❞

❝  maybe  he  left  you  a  cold  glass  of  milk  in  his  will,   asshole.  ❞

❝  you’re  not  getting  bailed  out,   not  this  time.   ❞

❝  who  is  that  guy  ?  ❞

❝  i  read  a  tweet  about  a  new  yorker  article  about  you.  ❞

❝  you’re  famous  !  ❞

❝  are  you  baiting  me  ?  ❞

❝  how  about  some  more  cookies  ?  ❞

❝  this  could  be  the  best  thing  to  happen  to  all  of  you.  ❞

❝  why  are  you  here  ?  ❞

❝  i  have  eliminated  no  suspects.  ❞

❝  you  tell  her,   or  i  will.  ❞

❝  that’s  some  heavy  duty  conjecture.  ❞

❝  i’m  warning  you.  ❞

❝  are  you  goddamn  insane  ?!  ❞

❝  up  your  ass.  ❞

❝  matter  of  fact,   eat  shit.  ❞

❝  definitely  eat  shit.  ❞

❝  i  won’t  eat  an  iota  of  shit.  ❞ 

❝  i’ll  slap  that  smug  smile.  ❞

❝  we  gotta  do  this  more  often.  ❞

❝  when  people  get  desperate,   the  knives  come  out.  ❞

❝  this  is  a  twisted  web,   and  we  are  not  finished  untangling  it.  ❞

❝  i  keep  waiting  for  the  big  reveal.  ❞

❝  i  don’t  feel  like  talking,    i’m  distraught.  ❞

❝  you  vicious  little  bitch.  ❞

❝  in  for  a  penny,   in  for  a  pound.  ❞

❝  you  asshole.  ❞

❝  you’ve  always  been  good  to  me.  ❞

❝  what  i’m  about  to  say  isn’t  gonna  be  easy,   and  you’re  gonna  be  upset.  ❞

❝  you  all  love  twisting  the  knife  into  one  another.  ❞

❝  you  know  something,   spill  it.  ❞

❝  did  you  just  google  that  ?  ❞

❝  i  did  just  google  that.  ❞

❝  don’t  answer  that  if  you’re  gonna  puke.  ❞

❝  what  the  shit  ?!  ❞

[jjoelswatch]

Sarah’s list of Marvel characters: Joe Robards

- “I’m doing the drivin’ now, Nancy. You ain’t careful, I might yet drive this #$%& off a cliff.”