are you what you want to be?

jamie london drew. 19. phi mu

[wtfaubreigh-deactivated20180812]

"Ah, say no more. I am I just wasn’t expecting to see you.”

[drewlj]

Yeah, well, I've been bored out of my friggin' mind, so I figured I'd just pop in and see what you're up to. 

[calandriaxabaya-deactivated2014]

Yeah…the man is someone you never want to be around with.

[drewlj]

Well that's... shitty. Sorry. Still not going to murder you, though. 

[drewlj]

text // mase face

Mason: They might! Its worth a shot!

Mason: Well do you want too? I mean we don't have to go together or anything.

Jamie: your enthusiasm for laffy taffy wrapper jokes kills me.

Jamie: yeah, i mean... why not? why wouldn't i?

[wtfaubreigh-deactivated20180812]

"What are you doing here?"

[drewlj]

Just checking up on my favorite fellow blonde. Play nice, Aubs, jeez.

[tori--king-deactivated20141129]

Alright, things got a little crazy, now are you going to get me something to wear or not?

[drewlj]

What's the magic word, Tor?

[calandriaxabaya-deactivated2014]

"Yes, I’m vandalizing campus property by painting on the wall. I don’t really care. Now go away."

[drewlj]

You're not trying to steal my title as Resident Criminal, are you?

[calandriaxabaya-deactivated2014]

Well…true. But it’s a mandatory visit. It keeps me out of rehab and being into admitted into an asylum…It’s a lose-lose situation at the moment.

[drewlj]

Are things with your dad really that bad?

[bossassmitch]

Okay so I know y'all were worried...

[bossassmitch]

You not been starting any cat fights or spreading fake rumours about other girls? Weak, Jamie. Weak.

[drewlj]

I know, I know. I haven't really been in the mood for it. I have a couple potential targets, but I haven't had the motivation to ruin lives lately.

[courtney-webb]

I think you’re one of the first girls that’s ever told me that. But thanks, most people should.

[drewlj]

If you see things that way all the time, I kinda have to agree. Most people really should.

[drewlj]

text // mase face

Mason: Nopeee, that was just a joke I heard a long time ago.

Mason: Okay

Mason: So what are we gonna do this weekend? I know theres a couple parties, which one are you going too?

Jamie: i doubt the quality of your jokes will /increase/ if you get them off laffy taffy wrappers, mase.

Jamie: there's a theta party on saturday which i absolutely cannot miss or kenny will skin me alive, so if you're cool with going, we can go together, i guess...

[calandriaxabaya-deactivated2014]

Nope. I have to go unless I’m dead.

[drewlj]

Technically, you don have to do anything you don't want to.

[drewlj]

text // mase face

Mason: I know, I fail. I should really stick to not telling jokes. Or I should just steal them from the laffy taffy wrappers.

Mason: You sure?

Jamie: you weren't doing that already???

Jamie: 100000%

[drewlj]

text // mase face

Mason: my jokes are terrible but great.

Mason: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Mason: a fsh

Mason: you okay?

Jamie: TERRIBLE

Jamie: yeah, of course. super good.

[drewlj]

text // mase face

Mason: Hm, well I could try entertaining you. I could tell you a joke or something.

Mason: Of course I'll be free. I swear I'm not avoiding you or anything like that. I've just been kind of a hermit these last few days working on my school shit.

Mason: I know that makes me sound like a nerd but I really do want to graduate this year.

Jamie: omg please don't your jokes are the worst

Jamie: i promise i say that with nothing but love

Jamie: right. you're graduating. it's fine. i know you'll be amazing.

[drewlj]

text || wywy

wyatt: ugh

wyatt: like UGH

wyatt: he told me too

jamie: told you.... what? 'be a slut but not in my face bc that def won't make me jealous'???

[savannahcarsonx]

I have other plans Saturday, more important ones. And today is my birthday, so why not? Remember, I can do whatever I want right?

[drewlj]

More important than a party. Can't say I'm not the least bit curious as to what you could possibly find 'more important' than throwing a rager for your birthday... I thought you didn't believe in that.

[savannahcarsonx]

I’m sure my ego could, but it’s never going to happen. Oh, wasn’t aware of another party happening tonight. But oh yeah, you bad kids must.

[drewlj]

No skin off my back, honestly. Oh, your party is tonight? I guess I can swing that, then. The other party is Saturday. Thursday is kind of a weird day for a party.