Doctor Lawrence Gordon

Head of Oncology Angel of Mercy Hospital

[drfootloosebitchass]

My name is Lawrence Gordon.. I’m a doctor.

I work at a Hospital in New Jersey. Not much to me. No i’m not a jigsaw apprentice.

ooc// a roleplay blog if you couldn’t tell🥹🥹 op is a minor

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Another question. Is Doctor Gordon technically seen as a DILF.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Uh… am I? God I hope not

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Looking for genuine medical advice. Can someone tell me if there's an easy way to hide a broken nose WITHOUT going to a hospital? No particular reason, just would be nice to know.

How do I sedate a fully grown man with a law enforcement background in order to prevent him from clocking into work

[drfootloosebitchass]

Yeah, I won’t be giving you this information

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Dr House reminds me of a certain someone I know.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I get this comparison a lot. It’s annoying.

[mrveryfuckingconfused]

You think Lawrence will let me keep it?

[drfootloosebitchass]

I might.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Let him keep it.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Drop the cigarettes and I might seriously consider it.

[mrveryfuckingconfused]

You think Lawrence will let me keep it?

[drfootloosebitchass]

I might.

[verynervousatm]

Does anyone else ehold their fingrrs like 1 cm from their fan? Its like edging ursrlf

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m sorry?

[detectivemark-hoffman]

I don’t understand the appeal of escape rooms.

People voluntarily pay money to be locked in a room solving puzzles under pressure.

You can get the same experience by not cherishing your life.

[chainsmoking24-7]

+ you get a super cool scar🫩

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Well, I’d call the scar you have fuckin’ ugly but…

[chainsmoking24-7]

BITCH LOOK IN A MIRROR BITCH

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Oh. Touched a nerve.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Damn.

[drfootloosebitchass]

How do you feel about twins

You’re both morons.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I really do miss my daughter.

I haven’t been allowed to see her in a while.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

For the record, it’s your fault.. Hm. I’m feeling a bit of Déjà vu.

[specialagentpeterstrahmmm]

Having custody issues, Doctor? Not surprised with what you get up to recreationally.

[drfootloosebitchass]

I’m not interested in hearing this from you.

[drfootloosebitchass]

Let me hit please please please please

Hm. Maybe.

[kaydeneatsboys]

lawrence the type of dude to go to bed with a pair of blue pajamas top to bottom

[drfootloosebitchass]

An apple a day will NOT keep the doctor away.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Spread the gospel

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Ai is becoming a problem nowadays.

Take this from me, a trusted officer of the law. Using ai to harm and harass other people like this is not okay. Shame on you, doctor.

[drfootloosebitchass]

literally WHY would i ai generate this.

[detectivemark-hoffman]

You admitted to hating me. Hate can make you do things like this.

[drfootloosebitchass]

i really don’t care enough to go out of my way to ai generate slop.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Spread the gospel

[detectivemark-hoffman]

Ai is becoming a problem nowadays.

Take this from me, a trusted officer of the law. Using ai to harm and harass other people like this is not okay. Shame on you, doctor.

[drfootloosebitchass]

literally WHY would i ai generate this.

[chainsmoking24-7]

Spread the gospel

[drfootloosebitchass]

mark just sent me a gif of an anime girl crying and said “that’s me!”

can i fucking quit

[detectivemark-hoffman]

No evidence.

[drfootloosebitchass]

i’m screenshotting your ass.