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nothing like a fake holiday to perpetuate the stereotype that Irish people are drunks

#the real truth about saint patrick #i hate saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud #saint patricks day

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

elodieunderglass

I’m glad to remind you!

the whca shooting and the ballroom "solution" very much puts edgar allen poes "masque of the red death" in my mind.

massive problem plaguing the people, causing them to live in fear that the people in charge refuse to to anything abt, instead holing up in a palace of overindulgence and opulence to party their hearts out, safe and sound from the very real violent presence they are ignoring.

the hope in my heart remembers how the masque of the red death ended.

#current events #america politics #whca dinner #whca #reality meets fiction again in a horrifying way #reality is a horror story #white house correspondents dinner #white house correspondents association #correspondents dinner

ghostytoastykat

*giggles and kicks my feet in what the frickety frack was that*

they killed him. they killed my boy.

#the amazing digital circus

if one more person threatens to touch me im going to do something that will put me on the evening news

#the real truth about saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud #i hate saint patrick #saint patricks day

just admit you like to drink dont make up a fake green man who never did anything hes NOT REAL

#saint patricks day #the real truth about saint patrick #i hate saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud

etherealbiocide

BROMARCH 💜🧡♒️🧢🔫🗡🏳️‍⚧️

More Bromarch, as earlier promised! And a meme at the end LOL.

I really do love them so much yall don't understand ;( WAAAAA

[Reblogs are appreciated!]

[PLEASE DO NOT USE MY ART AS YOUR PFP WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.]

dont think ive ever gotten gender euphoria until just now when my bestie told me she doesnt see me as any gender and that my gender is me and thats it and ooooooh boy i see what ive been missing cuz that shit hits gooooooood.

#gender nonconforming #gender euphoria #i am just me #queer validation #this is why shes my bestie

saint patrick is a fraud there were never any native snakes to kill

#the real truth about saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud #i hate saint patrick #saint patricks day

saint patricks day is a fake holiday that nobody actually cares about and I am tired of it

#saint patricks day #the real truth about saint patrick #i hate saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud

i be drawin

#art improvement #digital aritst #oc artwork #homestuck fanart

I feel like if you were granted sainthood by doing some incredible feat and God sees fit to reverse what you did you should no longer be called a saint and people should just be honest and admit that they only care abt saint patricks day because people want an excuse to get drunk and make a fool of themselves

#i hate saint patrick #the real truth about saint patrick #saint patrick is a fraud #saint patricks day

Victorian child this, Victorian child that, I personally think the most horrifying thing for a Victorian child is the fact you can no longer see the milky way, like anywhere but the most desolate, out of the way, unoccupied places. Light pollution is a scourge and there should be 2 hours a night where all the city lights get turned off so we can see the actual sky.

#this would horrify a Victorian child #light pollution #booooo #i crave the virgin night sky

flamejob

lady gaga's joe calderone persona is like IT for me like she gets it she understands everything i feel she's the moment she's everything i want to be

flamejob

the world seriously was not ready for this

boycritter

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

boycritter

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.