Sexiest doctor alive

If you're from PPTH, don't tell Cuddy about this blog.

[drgreghousemd]

Intro thing

Sucks to meet you, I’m Dr. Gregory House at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. My team of morons haven’t found me a new case in a week, so I’m trying out this social media thing.

Ask me about your stupid medical problems so I can tell you that you’re my new case or you’re a raging hypochondriac.

Or don’t. I don’t care what you ask as long as it keeps me busy and not bored to death.

@wilsoncologist is my homosexual male stripper wife, though he may deny it. It is true.

OOC: this is a roleplay account and I am not a real doctor (obviously)

any account can interact with me! i interact with multiple different character accounts so don’t feel like you’re interrupting anything.

if you know me irl go away</3333

my main account is @goldsunsets!

[drgreghousemd]

i miss the old house md roleplay days lowkey… sighs and looks away into the distance

[drgreghousemd]

house, there is a girl who looks and acts like u. I'm scared

–psych patient

You sure it’s not a hallucination? Last time i checked i don’t have a clone living under your bed

[winter-doc-monroe]

Guys, its me, trust.

[drgreghousemd]

Stop scaring your patients!! That’s my job

[drgreghousemd]

If you see Wilson limping today, sorry, that’s my fault. Make sure to mention gay sex if you see him, I’m sure he will be very happy to respond.

[jacobmfisher-md]

--[[ House. let's remember. some things are just better not said ]]--

[drgreghousemd]

Do you want a special “treat” as well👅

[epic-hermes-offical]

reblog tthis if you also want an unhealthy amount of asks

[drgreghousemd]

house, there is a girl who looks and acts like u. I'm scared

–psych patient

You sure it’s not a hallucination? Last time i checked i don’t have a clone living under your bed

[drjameswilson-ask]

you take over my blog bcz my top post is literally when i made you into a flag

i think this gives you enough reason listen to me on like EVERYTHING yeah ? ^_^

Wow... That is uhh, very creative. Thank you. I'm not sure about the listening to you on everything though,

[drgreghousemd]

I need to inform everyone that I hung this up in my bathroom so I can look at it while I piss.

[drjameswilson-ask]

House, that's..kind of gross. I don't even want to imagine that,,

[drgreghousemd]

Would it make you feel better if i jerked off to it instead? (I do)

[drjameswilson-ask]

you take over my blog bcz my top post is literally when i made you into a flag

i think this gives you enough reason listen to me on like EVERYTHING yeah ? ^_^

Wow... That is uhh, very creative. Thank you. I'm not sure about the listening to you on everything though,

[drgreghousemd]

I need to inform everyone that I hung this up in my bathroom so I can look at it while I piss.

[drjameswilson-ask]

I don’t believe in oncologist

What? As in.. the cancer study or as in the doctor that specializes in cancer?

[drgreghousemd]

How do u feel about ur daughter dating Chase

It’s a little weird because Chase uses me in place of his father figure but other than that I couldn’t care less

However it is a tragedy that Ava decided to date an Aussie. I tried to talk her out of it😢😢😢

[eric-foreman-official]

happy lesbian pride foreman we are all so proud of you

I appreciate the sentiment, but again, I am not a lesbian. I have been informed that apparently men can identify as lesbian (I don’t understand it, but that’s not my business), so that doesn’t disqualify me, but I still am not a lesbian.

[doctorchesterinthehouse]

I knew you liked men. It radiates off of you.

[eric-foreman-official]

I never said that.

[drgreghousemd]

You are a gay man

[eric-foreman-official]

Nuh-uh. I’ll prove it.

[drgreghousemd]

Prove it? With what? Your Straight Certificate?

[drgreghousemd]

I will eat you

Jokes on you I’m into that!!

[eric-foreman-official]

happy lesbian pride foreman we are all so proud of you

I appreciate the sentiment, but again, I am not a lesbian. I have been informed that apparently men can identify as lesbian (I don’t understand it, but that’s not my business), so that doesn’t disqualify me, but I still am not a lesbian.

[doctorchesterinthehouse]

I knew you liked men. It radiates off of you.

[eric-foreman-official]

I never said that.

[drgreghousemd]

You are a gay man

[drgreghousemd]

You and ava look exactly alike.. minus the red hair, obvi

Huh that’s weird its almost as if she’s my daughter

[drgreghousemd]

Suggestion of the day: send me asks

[starry-scarl3tt]

HEY WHAT’S UP GUYS? WELCOME TO ANOTHER CHALLENGE VIDEO! TODAY WE’RE GONNA TRY TO SPEND 24 HOURS LOCKED INSIDE DOCTOR LISA CUDDY’S OFFICE, MAKING COMPLAINTS! THIS IS PART TWO OF TRYING TO SPEEDRUN GETTING DR JAMES WILSON FIRED, SO IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THAT YET, GO CHECK IT OUT, IT’S IN THE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION! NOW, ON TO THE VIDEO!

[drgreghousemd]

I dunno it feels like Vogler hacked into tumblr and changed the UI just to piss me off