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You’re a dead man Miyako

#ooc

Bandwagoning, that’s a thing.

Top Ten List -

Take a wild guess!

1. Overwatch - Tracer

2. Kantai Collection

3. Arpeggio of Blue Steel

4. Panzermadels

5. Red vs. Blue

6. Love Live!

7. Fire Emblem

8. Vocaloid

9. Hibike! Euphonium

10. Alice in Wonderland

Idk man just bear with me

Bandwagoning, that’s a thing.

Top Ten List -

Take a wild guess!

1. Overwatch

2. Kantai Collection

3. Arpeggio of Blue Steel

4. Panzermadels

5. Red vs. Blue

6. Love Live!

7. Fire Emblem

8. Vocaloid

9. Hibike! Euphonium

10. Alice in Wonderland

Idk man just bear with me

"Hello luv, would you like some tea?"

“Uhhhh…..No thanks, I prefer coffee.” The GPU said quickly. “You are a maker right?”

“Hmmmm? Flying…..” Nvidia actually paused for a moment. “Well, Seeing how fast I can go……” She grinned and went back to eating. “I’m sure I could figure it out! Criollo Cocoa Beans, I’m on it!” Nvidia put her fork down, already finished with her food. “Man~ This place is great! Ahhhhhh~”

She didn’t ask for too much food, so she was almost just about done herself. Hypothetically speaking, a ramp would maybe be enough for Nvidia to go flying. The question is, how would she land? She pondered these questions as she finished eating. “This is some really great food!” Nodding happily, she dug in her pocket and pulled out her wallet.

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@driftingtrains

“I understand you are a well known Maker, but I cannot understand how people would enjoy such a game? Simulations of every day life makes far more sense, but simulation of trains? I cannot bear to understand how people would be enticed to buy such expensive DLC.” Vert said as she took a sip of her tea. Indie games were becoming popular, but as of recently; simulation games have become increasingly popular as time went on. Car, train, car mechanic, goats, and other simulations were gaining the attention of gamers all around Gamindustri. Dove was one of the Makers who created such a game and Vert invited her over to gain some information as to why this was spreading like fire.

“Well, there was a time when people did everyday life simulations, hence 3rd-life, but what happened was that people wanted to see what it was like to do other things. What would it be like to drive trains? What would it be like to fix cars. In a way, we helped expand the world per se. In a way, one can see what the world has to offer without actually having to go out and do the work. People don’t necessarily need to buy all of my DLC’s it’s more for people looking for specific trains and maps. In a way, we cut back on the file size for Train Simulator without taking up all of the data with constant updates and add-ons.”

Sipping her own tea, she continued on. “Some simulations are made as jokes, such as Goat Simulator. But even as jokes, the gameplay is always a big factor. Simulators have been around for a very long time, even if you think about it, video games can also technically be called simulators. It’s hypothetical, think of it like this, Death Souls 3 gives you options as to what class you want to be, and as that class, you are simulating a battle, boss fights, and survival.”

#ladyvertofleanbox

"Hello luv, would you like some tea?"

“Uhhhh…..No thanks, I prefer coffee.” The GPU said quickly. “You are a maker right?”

“Oh~ Make it something challenging~ I can get that, no problem~” She said, taking a pause from eating. She continued eating, before taking another pause. “A presser~ Got it!” She turned and continued eating. At least she was eating polity…..Just at high speeds……

“They may seem simple but we’d need Criollo Cocoa Beans. Rather rare and only found in a certain realm. Can you fly may I ask?” It would be relevant since they’d essentially have to go into another portal and look for the rare bean. If she could acquire that bean, she’d be able to mass produce it with no issues. Continuing to eat, she noted the politeness Nvidia was trying to stick to.

“OOI TEITOKU!”

#idek what this is

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

“She… may have misspoken. I’m certain it’s Lastation, although I do like lactation…”

#noireiscanonicallyafurry

“She was pretty adamant on it, even told me that breast pumps would be a fantastic sacrifice for ya.”

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

“Yes, that is very incorrect. And, um…”

“It’s… Lastation. The nation is named Lastation.”

#noireiscanonicallyafurry

“Sounds very similar, ya’ sure it ain’t Lactation dear? That Neptune lad seemed rather genuine.”

"Cheerio luv, you're Noire, Goddess of Lactation right? Neptune's told me all about ya', she told me to call ya' a tsundere and offer you these puppies!" Instead of actual puppies, she hands over a paid of breast pumps with a nod and smile.

“Huh? Wait… eh? Lac… Lactation… Oh!”

“Wait, I’m not a tsundere! …Is this a breast pump? I mean, I’ll take it… but I’m not a tsundere.”

#noireiscanonicallyafurry

“Neptune told me to address you as such, am I presumed incorrect on that matter? So this is Lactation then? Looks lovely, bit dark but that’s alright to each their own I suppose.

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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Send “Oops” for your muse to catch mine in just a towel.

"Hello luv, would you like some tea?"

“Uhhhh…..No thanks, I prefer coffee.” The GPU said quickly. “You are a maker right?”

“That almost sounded like a challenge to me~ Tell me what you need Kiddo~ I’ll get them, In a flash~ When you are as old as me, you know how to find stuff~” She nodded and grinned. The waitress came pack, putting the scrabbled eggs in front of Dove and three plates full of food in front of Nvidia. “Thank you!!” Nvidia said existed. The waitress smiled and went off to sever other customers. “Itadakimasu!!” She said before she started eating. She tried to slow down, as to not gross out the maker, but she was still going quite quickly.

“I’d need the cocoa plant itself and maybe cinnamon, I can probably harvest some other items from my train cars.” Stepping into one of her trains was like stepping into different worlds, it was almost like a portal built into the very door frames. “I might need a presser for the coffee too. I’ve been surviving off of tea for a while now, but with those ingredients I can make quite the coffee.” The sight of her eating so quickly made her stifle a giggle, well at last Nvidia was trying. Turning to her food, she began to dig in at a leisurely pace.

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Send me ‘Kiss Kiss’ + a URL, and my muse will kiss theirs.

For bonus points, specify a type of kiss.

"Hello luv, would you like some tea?"

“Uhhhh…..No thanks, I prefer coffee.” The GPU said quickly. “You are a maker right?”

The waitress nodded and walked off. “Of course~ I come here all the time!” Nvidia grinned. “You should have seen the first time I came here! I blew in so fast I think I nearly gave everyone in here a heart attack! I was less in control of my speed back then!” Nvidia was practically vibrating in her seat. If this was her in control of her speed, what would that have looked like? “Oh?! Can you now? Well well well! Sounds like a challenge! You will have to make some for me sometime~”

No doubt it would’ve been quite the sight to see. Nvidia must’ve been a little more surprising a while ago since she wasn’t in control of her speed. She seemed to be doing better at controlling herself, so at least it was a plus. “I could imagine it somewhat.” Nvidia always seemed to be vibrating, but Dove didn’t mind, Nvidia was unique and Dove was always different from the other makers. “Sounds good to me, I just need the raw ingredients to make it. They’re awfully hard to come by in these areas.”

"Hello luv, would you like some tea?"

“Uhhhh…..No thanks, I prefer coffee.” The GPU said quickly. “You are a maker right?”

“Yup~ Don’t worry about it Kid! I was made to be fast and efficient!! It’s my job!” She grinned, drinking more coffee. “I can make way stronger Coffee, but the coffee here is really good! Same with the food. I come here all the time!” Nvidia was starting to get existed again, her words speeding up. “They have gotten used to me! It’s great!” Nvidia started becoming lost in thought. “Anyways! Hurry up and order!” She grinned.

Lifting her hands up, she fixed her hair and thought about what she wanted to order, after a moment she said, “How about some eggs, scrambled if you will. Top it off with some cheese, yeah?” She finished tying her hair and nodded, “That’s good, do you like this place? I’ve never been here, being new to the area myself. I can make some decent coffee myself in the dining car of my trains.”