Bird Keeper Nash

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

all bugs are good for is bird food. so like caterpie i guess, they're pretty nutritious

I assumed you’d be into Scatterbug more since they don’t have any poison parts on em to be quite honest

i'm from kanto, never seen one

Oh right. They’re kind of like caterpie but thinner and they’ve got huge heads. They’re cheap to import so worth it when you’re surrounded by fucking Wurmple like I am right now.

gotcha. caterpie are pretty much just the hot dogs of kantoan wildlife so i've never had to worry about poison powder or stingers.

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

all bugs are good for is bird food. so like caterpie i guess, they're pretty nutritious

I assumed you’d be into Scatterbug more since they don’t have any poison parts on em to be quite honest

i'm from kanto, never seen one

Anyways now that the weird anons are gone, reblog with your dream bug type. Can be any breed any crossbreed I just wanna see smth

all bugs are good for is bird food. so like caterpie i guess, they're pretty nutritious

[Image of a murcrow with pericings, it seems to take print in wearing the shinies]

This seems illegal. I’m not even going to ask how you managed to pierce this thing without getting hit with a full power dark pulse—

But how the Cel have none of those been ripped out by another Pokémon yet? Especially another Murkrow? Op this is a terrible idea.

they famously like pulling at shiny things. fucking awful idea

Do you think If I set up a dance pad just right I could teach my Ariados DDR

no. i think ariadoses instinctively know ddr from the moment they're hatched

Oh so true. Let me give it a try, I’m sure this will have no negative repercussions to the local arcade

can't prove a theory with a sample size of 1 though. best to release as many ariados as possible into the local arcade, just to be safe

Do you think If I set up a dance pad just right I could teach my Ariados DDR

no. i think ariadoses instinctively know ddr from the moment they're hatched

Short queen👍

I do not know what this means.

it means you're short and they feel positively about you

porygon-supremacy

I am Eris. I am the leader of Team Apostasy. I will not let anyone derail me from my goal.

If you are receiving this message it is because we believe you could be a great addition to our team.

We are Team Apostasy, we mean you no harm. Our mission is for the good of all.

The term 'team' is mainly for aesthetics (and to get more attention, all publicity is good publicity) In truth, we are a revolution.

We wish to free humanity from the shackles our 'gods' keep us in.

Our Legendaries, our 'gods' hold no empathy for their creations. We are their playthings, nothing more than a sick joke and a form of entertainment.

So I ask you, do you truly wish to live under the tyrannical rule of those that pretend to care? Do you wish to live in fear of these creatures?

Or do you wish to rise up and fight against them?

It is your decision, we await your response.

@team-apostasy-official

... Your offer intrigues me. And I sympathize with your cause.

But you do realize how this sounds, right? If they truly hold all the power legends say they did, no amount of mega evolution, Z moves, terastalizing... I don't even think Dynamaxing could make any of us hold a candle to beasts that control time, space, have the ability to evaporate the ocean or flood every region, just to name a few.

Do you have any sort of plan on how to do this?

Based team idea honestly. I’ve considered trying this MYSELF but you cannae really stop Legendaries— I mean so many of them are capable of just blasting us off the face of the earth. It’s EASIER to just pretend they’re NOT THERE. They hate that.

#sorry but we actually thoroughly solved the legendary problem when we invented masterballs #don't worship anything that can be brought to heel instead

idk about the bullshit you got going on in hoenn but in kanto our legendaries are extremely stoppable.

Nictoria, I just thought you should be aware... that drill-peck boy is actually a violent criminal. You're obviously a very normal, law abiding citizen so it only seemed right that you should know to avoid him.

I don’t know what you mean Anon, Nash has never done anything wrong or been in any sort of troublesome events especially near the cycling road. You should go get some rest.

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

you know my trainer class but you never call me bird keeper nash

This is true. I apologize for being rude, Bird Keeper Nash.

Though with your expertise on Flying-type Pokemon, I strongly suspect you could qualify for far greater. Ace Trainer at the very least.

probably but who wants that hassle?

also im not gonna start calling you veterinarian sophora just fyi

Doctor would be the title regardless.

But do not worry, I have never once expected formality from you.

that sorta feels like a dentist demanding to be called doctor but ok

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

you know my trainer class but you never call me bird keeper nash

This is true. I apologize for being rude, Bird Keeper Nash.

Though with your expertise on Flying-type Pokemon, I strongly suspect you could qualify for far greater. Ace Trainer at the very least.

probably but who wants that hassle?

also im not gonna start calling you veterinarian sophora just fyi

I wish it was more common practice for people to put their Trainer Class or other title on their blogs. I have very little idea how to refer to many people here.

you know my trainer class but you never call me bird keeper nash

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.

that's a shame bc if you were victoria gonzap i might be inclined to show off the cool bird i caught a whole back

You should. Do that anyways. Just in case she sees this SOMEHOW.

[The only response is a video file.

The camera pans across the rooftop of an apartment building where a makeshift bird sanctuary has been built. Among the many bird feeders is an enormous Fearow, a Cramorant, and a Kilowattrel lackadaisically picking at various forms of bird food.

The camera pans even further to the right and for a moment the dazzling blue form of a Kantoan Articuno can be seen, before the feed cuts.]

i also don't remember why you hated my guts but i suspect its because you never really had a reason

silver-crowned-riders

Looked back through and Jace got mad again when he found the reason again lol

I GO IN TO ASK A NORMAL QUESTION, NO ONE GETS WHAT I MEAN AND NEVER WILL, AND NOW A 19 YEAR OLD DECIDES WE'RE THE KIDS!

Hung up on it queen won't let it go maxxer

WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN!!!!! I'M BEATING BOTH OF YOU UP

first of all i'm 20 now.

second of all you came into my ask box calling me a fucking poser. sorry i didn't respond with hugs and kisses and asking to be your best friend.

third of all i think you're kids because you've always acted like fucking babies every time you've spoken to me. being this invested in beef with a teenager isn't exactly adult shit.

@drill-peck you're alive? i genuinely thought you died or something

No idea what you’re talking about I’m regular citizen Nictoria Lawnzap and nothing bad has happened to me ever.

that's a shame bc if you were victoria gonzap i might be inclined to show off the cool bird i caught a whole back

You should. Do that anyways. Just in case she sees this SOMEHOW.

[The only response is a video file.

The camera pans even further to the right and for a moment the dazzling blue form of a Kantoan Articuno can be seen, before the feed cuts.]

i also don't remember why you hated my guts but i suspect its because you never really had a reason

people make WAY too big of a deal about catching legendaries on this site tbh. so you're the "chosen of zekrom" or whatever, its not that fuckin hard to catch one of those things.

like i literally caught articuno like 3 months ago and forgot to post about it

starblessed-blasterz

I like this attitude way more than completely disregarding the idea we're out there at least!! :>