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[ariadosanon]

INFO:

My name is VICTORIA GONZAP, but most people just call me VIC or GONZAP.

I’m an ORRISH Pokémon Hunter, and the leader of NEO SNAGEM. If you want a Pokémon I’ll FIND it for you, no questions asked. But I DON’T do LEGENDARIES.

Someone have a Pokémon you want? I can STEAL it. Pokémon you want illegal to catch? I can POACH it. Just ask for my RATES. You PAY for what you GET. And I RESERVE the right to refuse SERVICE.

Before you inevitably ASK and make a FOOL of yourself: NO I do not want to RULE THE WORLD or some asinine shite like that. I just want to live my life on my OWN terms.

If you’re here from ROCKET, trying to get back at me, tell ARIANNA to SIT and SPIN.

ARCISTS AND ARIADOS HATERS DNI. I STILL HATE YOU.

[HIGH STAKES BLOG]

OOC:

Pelipper Mail: On

Musharna Mail: Off

Magic Anons: Off

Admin is an adult (it/she pronouns, please don’t use they/them for me) you can call me Virus.

Ooc posts will be tagged with #ooc

You can read about ‘Natural Shadow Pokémon’ here!

Blog Plot

(Lore under #lore tag)

Pronouns: she/it

Age: 25

Sexuality: Poly Lesbian

Infamous Pokémon Poacher, Thief, and Terrorist Victoria Gonzap is now in witness protection in exchange for information on several different criminal organizations and constant serveilence check ins.

After being scorned by her remaining family, Victoria now struggles to return to the life of crime she tore down to appease her brother. Team Rocket still wants revenge, and Interpol still wants the information she can give.

She is loud, likes to start fights, and overall? A massive troll. Don’t believe everything she says, even if it’s not obvious that she’s lying.

Themes of Pokémon abuse, organized crime, and other associated topics are prevalent on the blog for plot reasons. If you don’t like my writing or what I write about, please just leave me alone.

Please don’t send me asks that are even vaguely suggestive.

Character Abilities

Shadow Immunity - Immunity to Shadow based Pokémon moves and attacks.

Shadow absorption - Ability to absorb and utilize Shadow Energy from the environment and moves.

Shadow command - An inexplicable control over any Pokémon affected by Shadow Energy. Extends even to corrupted legendary Pokémon.

Amped Healing Factor - Due to bodily mutations and overexposure to Shadow Energy, wounds heal at an unprecedented rate.

Pain Dulling - Due to bodily mutations and overexposure to Shadow Energy, all pain is only felt at half of its usual intensity. Serious damage sustained is still just as deadly, though.

Weakness to Friendship - Especially susceptible to damage done by Return and similar techniques. Takes much longer to heal from friendship or cooperation based moves.

Weakness to Holy - Especially susceptible to damage done by blessed, holy, or light based techniques. Takes much longer to heal from these moves.

REFERENCES

Civilian

Snagem Outfit

(coming soon)

VOICE

[ariadosanon]

How does it feel? Losing that horrid scientist of yours. We all watched it on gliscord, how he died. Quick and painless! A luxury for him, many more people would have drawn it out far longer than that.

Killed by his prey. What a way to go out.

Can you people be normal in my dms for once. I didn’t even Reveal this one. No HI VICTORIA! Saw the news about Professor Snakewood! So sorry Victoria!

Just message upon message of weird shit like this dude

[plasma-veracity]

Hey VERA check out my new Glitch City JOLTIK

[holds up a very fat, grey joltik]

It’s gonna help EAT the other JOLTIK. Since they’re cannibals and all

- @ariadosanon

[ barely awake] What the FUCK is that THING?!

[ariadosanon]

It’s a JOLTIK! Look he LIKES you. Look he wants to say HI.

Careful he bites. A lot.

[plasma-veracity]

Oh hello little guy.

If he bites me I'm having Rapidash stomo it dead.

[ariadosanon]

Don’t you DARE. He’s a FRIEND and I just started training him

[plasma-veracity]

Hey VERA check out my new Glitch City JOLTIK

[holds up a very fat, grey joltik]

It’s gonna help EAT the other JOLTIK. Since they’re cannibals and all

- @ariadosanon

[ barely awake] What the FUCK is that THING?!

[ariadosanon]

It’s a JOLTIK! Look he LIKES you. Look he wants to say HI.

Careful he bites. A lot.

[sol-y-yam]

Rotomblr how do you break into a really big house... asking for a .. uhh.. friend.

[skarmorywarcrimes]

If there's tons of windows, try and find one that isn't tripped with an alarm. Bring some sort of lever to force open windows just in case.

[ariadosanon]

Bribe whoever’s working in that bigass house for a KEY

[plasma-veracity]

Does anyone got tips for the irreparable void of hollowness that's left in oneself after they get soulmated with someone but then the other person leaves? One that prefersbly doesn't include meds cause I ran out.

[ariadosanon]

SHADOWFY THINGS.

[plasma-veracity]

Absolutely NOT. I could talk about it I was told that was a good thing to do. Suppossedly.

[ariadosanon]

Alright sorry some flower guy was in my dms and holy shit are you okay

[plasma-veracity]

Kinda? Just feel very uncomfortable and losing a bit of appetite and I'm sorry there was a what in your DMs??

[ariadosanon]

It’s a LONG story bitch.

I’m gonna sit next to you here.

So you’re missing your GUY. I get that.

Maybe we could try and make some kinda DEVICE to call him with. Universe to universe or whatever.

[plasma-veracity]

Does anyone got tips for the irreparable void of hollowness that's left in oneself after they get soulmated with someone but then the other person leaves? One that prefersbly doesn't include meds cause I ran out.

[ariadosanon]

SHADOWFY THINGS.

[plasma-veracity]

Absolutely NOT. I could talk about it I was told that was a good thing to do. Suppossedly.

[ariadosanon]

Alright sorry some flower guy was in my dms and holy shit are you okay

[plasma-veracity]

Does anyone got tips for the irreparable void of hollowness that's left in oneself after they get soulmated with someone but then the other person leaves? One that prefersbly doesn't include meds cause I ran out.

[ariadosanon]

SHADOWFY THINGS.

[dara-does-everything]

Nobody is beyond redemption, I don't think. Even if they say they are.

[ariadosanon]

Why are so many people FIGHTING on this POST

[dara-does-everything]

No idea

Hi btw

[ariadosanon]

Hi DARA.

How’s your BOWLING BALL

[dara-does-everything]

Oh yeah, she's been doing alr

We're staing in Dendemille for a little while, she's reealy enojying frocklicking in the canals

[ariadosanon]

Thats GOOD! A good frolic is well for the Pokémon.

Remember not to buy SHADY EVOLUTIONARY STONES when you’re ready for AZUMARILL. Probably have a good amount of time until then, but you never KNOW

[dara-does-everything]

Nobody is beyond redemption, I don't think. Even if they say they are.

[ariadosanon]

Why are so many people FIGHTING on this POST

[dara-does-everything]

No idea

Hi btw

[ariadosanon]

Hi DARA.

How’s your BOWLING BALL

[wandererfromorre]

It appears that my uncle isn't the only with a criminal record now unfortunately darlings

[ariadosanon]

What’d you DO

[ariadosanon]

Did you die?

I’m just. A wee bit crisp

[ariadosanon]

Do tacky fashion choices make you better at killing pokemon?

TACKY? Anon, I’d like to see what YOU wear from behind the screen HATING on my fashion choices. Probably in your JAMMIES right now.

But for your INFORMATION, yes. All in the COSTUME. I’m actually being POSSESSED by my AWESOME BOOTS to murder and poach. HELP.

[touya-san]

Wait really????? So Victoria Gonzap is just the boots???

[ariadosanon]

Aye. HELP me TOUYA you can save us all if you just VAPORIZE my footwear.

[touya-san]

Okay don't worry I got this!!! Ok Reshiram!!! Lock on her!!

[ariadosanon]

NO NO WAIT TOUYA IM BEING SARCASTIC ITS A JOKE YOU DIPSHIT

[touya-san]

Sorry Reshiram makes a lot of [ being mudfled by fire core ] noise what did you sa—

[ariadosanon]

TOUYAAAAAAAA

[touya-san]

I did it guys! I cured the Gonzap from Victoria!! Yippe!! 🎉🎉🎉

[ariadosanon]

[ariadosanon]

Do tacky fashion choices make you better at killing pokemon?

TACKY? Anon, I’d like to see what YOU wear from behind the screen HATING on my fashion choices. Probably in your JAMMIES right now.

But for your INFORMATION, yes. All in the COSTUME. I’m actually being POSSESSED by my AWESOME BOOTS to murder and poach. HELP.

[touya-san]

Wait really????? So Victoria Gonzap is just the boots???

[ariadosanon]

Aye. HELP me TOUYA you can save us all if you just VAPORIZE my footwear.

[touya-san]

Okay don't worry I got this!!! Ok Reshiram!!! Lock on her!!

[ariadosanon]

NO NO WAIT TOUYA IM BEING SARCASTIC ITS A JOKE YOU DIPSHIT

[touya-san]

Sorry Reshiram makes a lot of [ being mudfled by fire core ] noise what did you sa—

[ariadosanon]

TOUYAAAAAAAA

[ariadosanon]

What was bro even gonna do with all those joltik....

I donno make a PILE and jump IN?

[ariadosanon]

Do tacky fashion choices make you better at killing pokemon?

TACKY? Anon, I’d like to see what YOU wear from behind the screen HATING on my fashion choices. Probably in your JAMMIES right now.

But for your INFORMATION, yes. All in the COSTUME. I’m actually being POSSESSED by my AWESOME BOOTS to murder and poach. HELP.

[touya-san]

Wait really????? So Victoria Gonzap is just the boots???

[ariadosanon]

Aye. HELP me TOUYA you can save us all if you just VAPORIZE my footwear.

[touya-san]

Okay don't worry I got this!!! Ok Reshiram!!! Lock on her!!

[ariadosanon]

NO NO WAIT TOUYA IM BEING SARCASTIC ITS A JOKE YOU DIPSHIT

[ariadosanon]

Hey actually managing to catch so many in a single box is actually up to the work of a professional so like?? Maybe have him catch all of them again?? People pay thousands in Unova for that and you're getting it for free girl.

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM NOT BOX THEM UP FOR TRANSIT