People Are Strange

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[norseminuteman]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The U.S. Is currently warming up for the biggest game of “would you rather?”

[smarter]

i’m proud of him

[drowningxlessons-deactivated202]

amazing

[northrn-deactivated20180106]

Put him in the next avengers

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity

[storyunraveled-deactivated20150]

[yelyahwilliams]

WAIT NO! HOW?

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

not to scare you but you’ve already been in a unisex bathroom before. look out…there might even be one………in your own home…………

[tastefullyoffensive]

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What did we do to deserve dogs?

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity look, they can help around the house!!!

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

[grazed-deactivated20161018]

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

[lunchbox-philosopher-deactivate]

everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever

[tastefullyoffensive]

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*Jaws theme intensifies* (via loopdeloops)

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity 😩😩😩😩😩

[leasingauthority]

Bug out with this 2014 #Chevrolet Silverado “Black Ops” Concept..

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity I need it. With my truck. I need it now.

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity 'Murcia

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

[tautomers]

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

[special-operations]

“Fear an old man in a profession where men die young.”

[sleepspindles]

[drinkhappythoughts]

@morethananythinginfinity yes.

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

War Puppies!

[pathoftorment-deactivated201812]

THAT DOG JUMPED A FUCKING CAR I NEED HIM!!!

[oscarmikeactual-deactivated2018]

I’m never going to stop reblogging this

[seashellsandpastels]

reasons why i love german shepherds 

[hawaiianmaster]

Back up.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if I’m always being recorded for a 24-hour reality TV-show, just like the Truman show, and that one episode where I watched “The Truman Show” was absolutely one of my funniest episodes to my audience?

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw em like real close n graze somebody to let em know 2 shut the fuck up