Oh heart , guide US to KINGDOM COME.

Poke-multimuse written by Hearty. WIP.

[hamuret-archived]

FUCKING  BONKS  YOU ON THE HEAD WITH HIS GIANT AXE …    

[drivenbyheart-y]

[drivenbyheart-y]

“May I ask what your name is? I would hate to be rude.”

Sal kept his distance, he still didn’t know this person very well. He was still blushing but he was on guard. He was on edge just mentioning his teacher even in that vague way made Sal upset. Still he tried to keep composure.

      “ Ira, just Ira.

      It’s a pleasure, Sal. “

      And that was expected; anyone keeping their distance had a clever tooth to their boon, and Ira could respect that.

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popgoesthesneaselreturns​:

“I never really knew anyone but one person my whole life. And that person was an evil person…they lied to me about so many things…”

“You’re not lying are you? I’m really cute in your eyes?”

There was desperation in that tone, but Sal tried to stay composed. He didn’t like being lied to, he needed to be sure the words spoken were true.

      “ I have no reason to lie to you; you’ve got plenty of the word ‘cute’ all about you, Sal. “

       Is the taller of the two’s words, simple and honest -- deceit was a clever, useful tool, but not here, not now ... especially not with their apparent, cruel background.

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popgoesthesneaselreturns​:

The Sneasel covered his cheeks as best he can.

“No one’s call me that before…no one recently anyway.”

The words of his teacher echoed for a second but Sal shook them off. He was feeling nervous, but it was a good kind of nervouis. Not the type Sal felt in the past, it was almost like meeting a prince from a novel.

      “ That’s a shame, Salvador.

      You must be hanging around the wrong people then if they haven’t vocalized something so true. “

       Ira crosses his claws, gaze cast away for a moment, before bright cyans meet the Sneasel’s; smile worn as a blade.

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@popgoesthesneaselreturns​

Sal blushes.

      “ Cutie here seems to agree. “

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       He ... licks his lips. It’s a nice taste but, there is clearly a bit of shock in his face as he just sits there.

       “ Oh, shit.

       He actually did it. “

[drivenbyheart-y]

"Calling yourself sexy just makes you less sexy."

     " You're right, syl; it's a poor, ego-driven habit.

     But I know it always brings a pretty gal into my eyesight, so, looking less sexy is clearly worth it. "

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@ketzerhund​

Then just dont be, forehead.

      “ Could ask the same of 01; sucks having to look at him. “

[drivenbyheart-y]

       “ It’s such a hassle being this sexy, honestly. “

[drivenbyheart-y]

       “ KYAAH! “ 

       She just roundhouse kicked the lights out of an unfortunate Lucario who got a bit too close up in her personal space.

[drivenbyheart-y]

Ira I'm surprised, you're normally the first one saying Pokemon shouldn't belong to people if they're caged up

" I never said they deserved to be in a cage, but Stockhold syndrome is a hell of a drug.

Bun bun just doesn't have the cojones to aspire for something better. "

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avtxmn-hxnter​:

“But nothing prettier than you”

      “ What do you mean.

               You’re right here in front of me ... “

               His voice lowers to a purr, and claws soon find themselves around their waist, bringing them ever so close.

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darkestaken​:

          woaaah okay that was freaky.

But still, he quickly heals from his shock, and holds his chin between his fingers while analyzing the scene. It’s … Not a sight that he enjoys.

“ … I see. Thank you. ”

“ I’ll … Have to inform my trainer ‘bout this. It ain’t good. ”

      “ Have fuuun~!

      Tell her I said hi. “

      He leans back and sits on an invisible chair, crossing a leg over the other.

      “ Be a dear and come back later; tell me how it went, yeah?. “

[avtxmn-hxnter]

@drivenbyheart-y​

“Needle scary”

[drivenbyheart-y]

        “ Scarier things in life than needles, baby. “

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darkestaken​:

“ There are still some like that ? ”

… Yeah, he doesn’t like that one bit, nor is he going to have a long discussion about his own philosophy about it.              But he knows his question is stupid. There are still humans like that, and there always will be. He has seen it before, and he will see it again.

“ … Where ? ”

      “ You ask a lot of questions. “

      Ira speaks, but not quite against the idea of apparently answering said inquiries.

      They snap their fingers; a tear in reality manifests right before Kolohe’s eyes, and there, he can witness the sight that everyone seems to be rioting against, all through a ripple in existence that acts as if a magic ball.

       “ Happy now, meow meow? “

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darkestaken​:

“ I’d appreciate if you didn’t call me that. ” Still, that’s a pretty vague answer, huh.

        “ Sensitive.

        Gotcha -- ANYWHO!

        Everyone’s in arms because humans are nasty creatures very often and put beings like you and I in cages. 

              Funny ain’t it. “

[darkestaken-archived]

          “ … Is it me, or … Is the atmosphere a tad … Tense. ”

[drivenbyheart-y]

       “ It isn’t YOU AT ALL, kitten!

       People LOOOOVEEEE getting angry about things, makes them feel powerful. “