Drive Thru Rick 🍔

SAY NO TO THE PENSION - ham and cheese for all the “surprise me” chicks - DJ on the side - don’t ask me about my moobs - EAT AT ANUS

[drivethrurick]

Music is my life. Anus is my *burp* side-hustle. Jerry’s bass’d up nasal cavities gave me tinnitus & now I’m going to pound his 97 lb NT ass to the ground

[yodaprod]

Burger King Internet corner, New York (1998)

[drivethrurick]

@murtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurtmurt MUUUUUUUUURTTTTT. Got a great job opportunity down in pompeii for you if you want it. We’re just aboit to close up shop and head home but it’s a great history lesson. 40.7497° N, 14.5053° E

[drivethrurick]

yaoi yaoi bl bl yaoi yaoi

[putting-rick-in-places]

me giving Rick the wrong order at the drive thru

How funking DARE u

[drivethrurick]

I’ll swallow my pride. Thanks for eating at Anus.

[drivethrurick]

To the Italian throwing the angel hair pasta, throw a little straighter

[drivethrurick]

bp and i looking at each other like 'we are so fucked'.

if you havent noticed you can see my neck now

[drivethrurick]

shoutout to big pharma for sponsoring my de-aging serum. nothing to do with Anus, fuck me right?

[drivethrurick]

manager morty is the only one who can get me to admit I’m a grandpa. that’s why I’ve had to block all his numbers and socials

[drivethrurick]

New Anus establishment

[drivethrurick]

birdperson to fly over the Atlantic with the ikea

[drivethrurick]

jerry’s on all fours snorting this orange juice like his life depends on it everything’s illegal it’s all wrong I can’t stop looking at him from my rear view mirror he’s so uninteresting his ass is pulsing like crazy

[0rb0t]

FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

[drivethrurick]

WHOASWHOAEWHOAXWHOAY easy easy there THAT’S THE BODY I WANT BROTHER. IS THIS ALL THE EXERCISE YOU DO ?

[reporiiiiick]

bitch I'm like constantly running around the multiverse hunting pRicks, OF COURSE this isn't the only exercise I do BUT I MEAN I WAS SHREDDED BEFORE I GOT THE SERUM SO

breakdancing is a great way to stay flexible MUTHAFUCKAAAA we would dance together just keep those placenta things away from me

[bevismahnameboi]

MCDONALD’S

[drivethrurick]

There you are. I found you. You’re mine. Take off your hat. Put this one on with the Anus. Remove your eyepatch … okay now put it back on. You’re one of us now Morty, you flip placenta burgers at Anus Morty!!! Nnyou’re Anus Morty!!!!

[0rb0t]

FUCK IT UP PEEPAW

[drivethrurick]

WHOASWHOAEWHOAXWHOAY easy easy there THAT’S THE BODY I WANT BROTHER. IS THIS ALL THE EXERCISE YOU DO ?

[drivethrurick]

Forgot Birdperson works here. @intergalacticartiste Want me to hook you up? I saw Morty’s posts you can say yes

[drivethrurick]

Forgetting Manager Morty, bonding with new Jerry (I’ve been calling him Jer-bear. It was funny at first but I’m starting to think he likes it. Tiles are looking a little too clean).