Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

[Formerly @andthebeanstalk] Jack the Giant Killer. He/him but like in a non-binary way. Proud autistic. Furious creative. Crippled. Funny. Fat. Quite possibly the sexiest person you know. 32yo. ACAB Punk. Slut. Blasphemer. Graphic novelist-in-progress. Literal Clown. Frequently fragile, but hard to kill. Determined to find/build a better life and to take as many people with me as I can until my dying breath because we all deserve better than being crushed by capitalism. And, also, just a silly little guy! ~ ☆ This is my personal non-art blog where I post/reblog whatever I want! ☆ ~ *I am blogging under the assumption I have only adult followers. If you are under 18, I won't block you from following me, but please don't go responding to my weird sex jokes. **I try to tag for common triggers, but if you want me to tag for something specific, let me know! *** here's a link to my art tumblr: https://jackgoodfellow.tumblr.com/?source=share

[transcyberism]

I prefer the term genderqueer frankly because "binary/nonbinary" is yet another binary I don't fit cleanly into, not because I'm eschewing anything about nonbinariness itself, and I have to go on the record there. I don't want to take sides but if I gotta it's gonna be the nonbinary side even though I don't identify as "nonbinary" because I do not and have never felt fully comfortable being part of The Binary as a reified construct I'm willing to endorse.with my association. man and woman are two fairly particular genders among an infinite plain of other possibilities and just because I happen to fall in the general region called "man" doesn't mean I want to be part of The Binary.

[transcyberism]

also bc I look like this and no matter how Binary™ I identify I'm going to be treated differently unless I change things about myself and my mode of expression that I frankly don't want to. I'm going to be treated as Too Queer anyway unless I slavishly devote myself to a toxic standard. might as well stick my hands up and say, you got me, I stepped out of line and don't always identify with the little boxes all the time, arrest me. doesn't make me less male to do that either.

[lostyesterday]

I think it would have been pretty funny if 90’s Trek had done one singular major gay relationship that lasted over multiple episodes, but it was one that nobody wanted. Like what if Harry and Neelix suddenly got together in season 7 of Voyager.

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[tigertronn]

I genuinely think that Ted Lasso is one of those bisexual’s/pansexual’s that believes he’s straight and that everyone finds men attractive. Like he thinks everyone looks at Trent Crimm and says “oh yeah that man is absolutely beautiful.”

[artaudmatic]

To celebrate this night we found each other, let’s get lost ~

Inks for those interested :)

[mjfass]

[vexwerewolf]

Wait what the fuck is going on in wrestling right now

[doccyuk]

No-one's house is on fire

No-one is being run over by a car

No children are being kidnapped

Everything is fine

Please note, the kidnapping happened a long time ago, and the child is now a professional wrestler in his own right! Probably kidnapping children all by himself

[thepigeonsart]

Today I offer you a shitpost, tomorrow? Probably nothing

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[piierogis]

Did you ever want to listen to Les Miserables without listening to musicas?

Or, did you ever want to play it at a party, only to realize that a musical called "the miserables" might be a bit too sad for that?

I've got you covered.

Thankfully, with enough mental gymnastics and some removal of context, anything can be made out of ABBA songs.

✨Mamma Miaserables: The ABBA Jukebox Musical is here. ✨

Enjoy.

@barricadeday

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[nelyaaas]

insane about puwe again

*through tears* dont waver claire kill him!!

[calliopeslyre]

Pia Douwes as Claire Zachanassian in “Der Besuch der alten Dame” is so powerful I can’t even come close to explain my awe

[mkthedingus]

YAYY IM UNC NOW!!

I wanna take a sec to say I love you all so much. You have no idea how many times I've been up at night kicking my feet at your wonderful fanart and comments. Your kind words and support makes my day and I'm honored to be a part of such a supportive and talented community. Stay weird goobies!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[jabberding0]

The chanclafone (Papua New Guinea)