Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

[Formerly @andthebeanstalk] Jack the Giant Killer. He/him but like in a non-binary way. Proud autistic. Furious creative. Crippled. Funny. Fat. Quite possibly the sexiest person you know. 32yo. ACAB Punk. Slut. Blasphemer. Graphic novelist-in-progress. Literal Clown. Frequently fragile, but hard to kill. Determined to find/build a better life and to take as many people with me as I can until my dying breath because we all deserve better than being crushed by capitalism. And, also, just a silly little guy! ~ ☆ This is my personal non-art blog where I post/reblog whatever I want! ☆ ~ *I am blogging under the assumption I have only adult followers. If you are under 18, I won't block you from following me, but please don't go responding to my weird sex jokes. **I try to tag for common triggers, but if you want me to tag for something specific, let me know! *** here's a link to my art tumblr: https://jackgoodfellow.tumblr.com/?source=share

[piierogis]

Did you ever want to listen to Les Miserables without listening to musicas?

Or, did you ever want to play it at a party, only to realize that a musical called "the miserables" might be a bit too sad for that?

I've got you covered.

Thankfully, with enough mental gymnastics and some removal of context, anything can be made out of ABBA songs.

✨Mamma Miaserables: The ABBA Jukebox Musical is here. ✨

Enjoy.

@barricadeday

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[nelyaaas]

insane about puwe again

*through tears* dont waver claire kill him!!

[calliopeslyre]

Pia Douwes as Claire Zachanassian in “Der Besuch der alten Dame” is so powerful I can’t even come close to explain my awe

[mkthedingus]

YAYY IM UNC NOW!!

I wanna take a sec to say I love you all so much. You have no idea how many times I've been up at night kicking my feet at your wonderful fanart and comments. Your kind words and support makes my day and I'm honored to be a part of such a supportive and talented community. Stay weird goobies!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lostsometime]

ok sorry to double reblog BUT I just looked him up and he does these fantastic videos where he breaks down HOW he actually mimics the other artists’ styles. Like for ed Sheeran, he explains how he brings his voice forward in the mouth, while Adam Levine sings in the back of the mouth, stuff like that. It’s SO COOL, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone actually break down how to do this sort of thing, as a skill, instead of just treating it like a neat trick they just happen to be good at. https://www.tiktok.com/@justinjmooremusic

Check him out he’s so cool

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[jabberding0]

The chanclafone (Papua New Guinea)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[rustyanddustychevron]

I think we all want the same from him

[garaks-padded-bra]

welcome to my twisted mind

[judebarnes]

@garaks-padded-cell

We can not let these edits die

[garaks-padded-bra]

iTook a Near Lethal Dose of Psychotropic Drugs airing tonight on Nickelodeon at 8/7c

[judebarnes]

@garaks-padded-cell

We can not let these edits die

[weirdbird74]

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandmother tells me that she thinks I drink too much water but that woman also seems to live off of half a cup of water and a can of Diet Coke a day and just sucks on hard candy when she feels thirsty so idk if it’s growing up in the 40s and 50s that made her like that or if that’s just how she is but I’m pretty sure she’s been dehydrated for the past 70 years or so

[what-even-is-thiss]

She’s also like “why do you drink so much water? Do you have a medical condition?” and I’m like “Grandma, both of us have type 2 diabetes we need to be drinking water constantly” and then she goes “oh that’s right” and keeps sucking on hard candy.

Like lady if you wanna stay dehydrated that’s your business but why are you judging me for my water consumption habits

[what-even-is-thiss]

I spend basically all of my waking hours constantly sipping on water, tea, or coffee and aside from all the pee it’s pretty great and I enjoy doing it but my wonderful grandma who I love very much keeps trying to get me to take up her hard candy instead of water routine and I’ve never fully understood why. It’s one thing for her to enjoy being dehydrated but why try to get me to do it?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @seththemusehub

yeah thats how the game goes usually

text: Link does not have self-preservation instincts. Ever.

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.