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rvllybllply2014

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

tibets

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

tibets

i have truly posted some things online

karaagehime

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

teaboot

Spot a phantom cock from the mezzanine Set in caulk by the support beam I’ve done glanced that way about a million times Checking the popcorn ceiling with the panty lines

jimmyhoffathecat

Peep a boob

makingqueerhistory

But Not Too Bold

Hache Pueyo

The Shape of Water meets Mexican Gothic in this sapphic monster romance novella wrapped in gothic fantasy trappings

The old keeper of the keys is dead, and the creature who ate her is the volatile Lady of the Capricious House⁠—Anatema, an enormous humanoid spider with a taste for laudanum and human brides.

Dália, the old keeper’s protégée, must take up her duties, locking and unlocking the little drawers in which Anatema keeps her memories. And if she can unravel the crime that led to her predecessor's execution, Dália might just be able to survive long enough to grow into her new role.

But there’s a gaping hole in Dália’s plan that she refuses to see: Anatema cannot resist a beautiful woman, and she eventually devours every single bride that crosses her path.

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isdonaldtrumpdeadyet

At this point, we need all hands on deck:

WITCHES — THE TIME FOR DARK MAGIC IS UPON US

CHRISTIANS — MAY YOUR PRAYERS BE ANSWERED

THERIANS — MAY YOU REJECT BITE INHIBITION

SOCCER MOMS — MAY HE FEEL THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MINIVANS

MEDICAL DOCTORS — THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH NEED NOT APPLY TO TYRANTS

TAYLOR FARMS — LET HIM EAT SALAD

Picturing a beautiful avengers assemble type scene with all these people rn

isdonaldtrumpdeadyet

over the last day I’ve been thinking of additions to this and kicking myself for not thinking of them earlier. Without further ado:

CANADIANS - PUT DOWN THE KD & TIMMIES, PUT ON YOUR BATTLETOQUES, AND GIVE ‘ER THE BIGGIES

CANADIENS - HIT HIM WITH YOUR HOCKEY STICKS

NUCLEAR TECHNICIANS - MELT HIM DOWN

COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJORS - WHACK HIM WITH THE STRENGTH OF A MILLION PHISHING RODS

TREKKIES - VIOLATE HIS PRIME DIRECTOVE

POTTERHEADS - FUCK OFF

SUSPICIOUSLY WELL-PAID FURRIES - please see above entries for nuclear technicians and compsci majors

baradragon

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

baradragon

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

animentality

princecroutons

Every time I show a picture of Crout to my parents, my mom says he reminds her of our old cat, Grover. I disagree, so I submit to you, our late buddy Grover.