regular normalguy

im 2 small birds. he/him, tme, 18+, I try to tag all undescribed images but I may forget

[breakbeatbun]

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

[darkspaceboytoy]

Folks I won’t say it again all authors must be killed

[yuriartillery]

tumblr really is the only place where you can post "i want that pretty girl to break up with her boyfriend to lez out with me" and somebody with their harry potter house in their bio will tag it "#omg this is exactly minky and scrod" and then you click over to their blog to find out who minky and scrod are and it's two men from an usamerican children's cartoon with a majority female cast

[missstrogen]

I think that most adults are extremely bad about youth liberation. And that yall need to get better about that.

[missstrogen]

No, pointing at a scapegoat group of Evil adults to rid yourself of blame is not "being a good youth liberationist". Liberation starts with acknowledging your role as a member of an oppressor class and your Extremely Real capacity for harm.

[missstrogen]

If you are an adult, you hold the power to harm children. If you do not understand this, and the way this power manifests itself, you will harm children. This is not a possibility, this is an inevitability. I have seen more people consider themselves "safe adults" without a thought be abusive to children because of this. Be a traitor to your class today.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You're such an ungrateful fucking cunt. I let you stay in my galley. I feed you. I give you a cot. I give you fresh water, and even treat you to grog on holidays. When you're expected to contribute you just bitch and moan about having to row all day long because you "have scurvy." Another guy in the galley actually has scurvy and he agrees that scurvy doesn't work like that. Besides, everyone in the galley has something, and they still do the work. You're just a lazy, fat, ugly piece of shit.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

yaharg ye be me best matey

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[tlirsgender]

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[delmondo]

Chris dies in the delta room chapter 4

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[schlimdog]

im like 80% sure i’m real but that could go down at any moment

[guelwaar]

clinical medicine is simple, basically the way it works is 99.999% of doctors don't know anything at all, so they only treat the 10–15 most common problems in their specialty. this might sound bad, but actually it's better, because 99.999% of patients don't have any complex medical problems anyway, which we know because they've never been diagnosed with anything except the 10–15 most common problems in the relevant specialty, because in order to be evaluated for something else they would have to be referred to one of the 0.001% of doctors who occasionally know something about some other condition, but they can't get that referral because they obviously don't need it because they've only been diagnosed with simple problems that the other 99.999% of doctors evaluate. so as U can see it's really about ensuring every patient gets the best possible care.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly