Dorks

Hey I’m kate I’m 19 and I never learnt how to (not) read (Phan shitposts)

[circeswife]

don’t make posts joking about dan’s video. don’t make “*pretends to be shocked*” memes about him deciding to talk about his sexuality. don’t invalidate his or anyone else’s journey in regards to understanding, realizing, accepting, sharing, etc. of their own sexuality. the internet has made assumptions and jokes about his sexuality for years and the fact that he’s brave enough and willing to share it with us now is his decision and shouldn’t be made into a joke. coming out, especially in such a public way, is extremely personal, regardless of who you are. respect that and respect him.

[danandphilnews]

[alovelyphil]

the entire phandom being revived instantaneously:

[dailydnp]

[asforthesoundtrack]

ok but WHY is dan making fun of phil’s laugh and phil playfighting him the absolute softest thing in the world I CANNOT WITH THEM

[waterdnp]

can we just talk about the boxuse scene? that conveyed both pure understanding of the fact that we all think of babuse as boyfriend abuse and confirmation that we are correct in that thinking by adorable playfight and i just think that’s important to take from this 

[asforthesoundtrack]

why is this the most domestic thing ever and why does it make me wanna cry send help pls

[hwardlaunch]

Dan, trying to be subtle: so PHIL, what do you think about, and I’m just SPITBALLING HERE, it doesn’t HAVE to happen now but it SHOULD, what’s your opinion on DAB PROPOSING THE EVAN? Hm? Opinions on gay weddings? Hm PHIL? Hm? Anything? Should there be a gay wedding Phil? Should tHERE FINALLY BE

A G A Y WEDDI N G

PHIL?

[alovelyphil]

dan: “i hate tacky things”

dan: sees a tacky but gay christmas tree

dan: “oh my god phil we need this now this is the best thing i’ve ever seen holy shi-”

[asforthesoundtrack]

these fucking NERDS i swear to GOD

[littleshitphil]

dan: i think u should admit to them that i always win rock paper scissors

phil: *while looking at dan in the most fond way ever* he does

me: fuck this i don’t want to know anything while third wheeling this hard

[soyoudonthavetobebrave]

this is literally the cutest thing ever

[seatawxnan]

⭐️

[themarkofoxin]

dan is 100% heterosexual

[gryphll]

bathroom antics

[quicktoloveorhate]

no idk what this is thanks for asking

[glittergradient]

not to alarm anyone, but if dan and phil ever have kids, phil will be the parent who forces everyone to play dumb games during car trips, even when no one wants to play, but they do just to please him and eventually they all have fun. and dan will be the cheerleader mom, always treating every single tiny accomplishment of his kids as a huge deal, encouraging them to pursue every weird quirky interest they might have and clapping along the way as he tells them how proud he is of them :’)