Lissa: COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
Delilah: Yay!! Do you mind if I put you in charge of managing the Kart Tournament?
Lissa: It will be the best tournament.
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@drlissadangelo
Lissa: COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
Delilah: Yay!! Do you mind if I put you in charge of managing the Kart Tournament?
Lissa: It will be the best tournament.
TEXTS || PRIV (Minus Tommy)
DELILAH: Hey babes!!! So it's our favorite boy's birthday next week, and I'm planning him a party! December 2nd at 7pm. DELILAH: We'll have pop culture themed food and a video game tournament. DELILAH: Please let me know if you'd like to come, and hope to see you there! <3
Lissa: COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
— private.
And you thought the PSU site was the best place to ask about that?
Private
You convinced me to get back on this thing, you pay the price. You fucked around, now you find out. But what else are you finding out about in the continuing saga of fucking around and finding out that is your life?
Also, it should be noted, I was kind of implying we needed to get coffee and talk about your drama in person, but it be what it be.
Who badgered you? Do you work at the school? Do they make you use it for work?? Oh my goodness, I bet you all spy on us, don't you? That's so funny and cute.
Nice to meet you, Lissa! I really love Clarissa, but if you prefer Lissa, then that's what I'll call you. I'm Preslee, and people don't really shorten it other than sometimes Pres, but I like Preslee anyway. Ooh, what's the gold medal in? Also, if you're blind, how do you see the computer? Like, are you super blind?? Totally blind?
My friend Penny. I was a student here, but haven't used the site since. Though given how many professor do seem to use this app I wouldn't be surprised.
It was easier for my siblings to say when I was little and just stuck. I don't exactly care either way. Archery, I have four. Two in team and two in solo, Beijing and London. I'm legally blind, but am not entirely blind, yet.
It's not the worst form of social media. Definitely beats, like, Bebo or whatever we used to use before Facebook and Instagram happened.
That's...definitely a mixed bag. I'm Addy Corcoran, and I'm nowhere near as impressive. I own a record label, so any awards I get are gonna depend on other people's success. Not really an internet-watching person, but good to know... I'm not the most adventurous eater, so my favorite food is probably, like, pizza or burgers or something. I kinda like pineapple on pizza, but I once saw a pizza with banana on it and that's where I draw the line.
What's your gold medal in?
Did you know they tried to bring Bebo back?
I feel like I'm far less impressive these days, but it is what it is. Banana on pizza? Also... you're Emmy's twin, right?
Archery. Two in team, two in individual, Beijing and London.
Coffee, I can help you with. I can also help you with actual tea, but the tea you're implying I think you're gonna have to get elsewhere. I have no drama, just lots of Thanksgiving prep.
I will happily take the coffee. But I know you're lying about the tea. You always have some new drama happening.
During my trip to Rio de Janeiro, I had a burger with pineapple on it. I was hesitant at first, naturally, but it actually wasn’t as horrible as I imagined. Still, I can't help but feel like they've crossed the line here. We haven’t even properly resolved the whole pineapple-on-pizza debate, so why are we adding it to burgers now?
But let's not digress, I'm much more intrigued by the fact that you're a doctor and an Olympic gold medalist. You do know how to keep people on their toes, don’t you?
Burgers with pineapple are up there with burgers with dippy eggs, which is to say, I love them but I cannot eat them all the time. Like, have to be in the right mood. but it is an acquired taste. You also have to just really like pineapple. Now, pineapple and pork, top tier, cannot reccommend enough, which is why pineapple pizza often includes ham or bacon.
Well, going blind makes you change life direction a lot, just going where the eye power takes me.
I have never been here until now so why is everyone asking you to get on here?
Nice to meet you Clarissa, I'm Nolan and I am a model and photographer so not as wholesome as you I guess. What were you an olympic gold medalist for? That is an amazing achievement. Who even likes pineapple on pizza? My favourite food is a lasagne, can never go wrong with a lasagne or even a carbonara. What's your favourite food?
Misery loves company? Fuck if I know. I was a student here a number of years ago, used it back then, chose to then forget about it.
In what universe did anything I say equal wholesome? Seriously, I need to know, because there's an 18+ warning on my twitch account for my mouth alone and I've probably threatened to put an arrow through someone's knee more times than can be considered joking. Archery. Two for team, two for individual. Beijing and London. Many people. There's a reason the internet is so divided on it. Personally, I'm indifferent, in that I won't eat it but I'm not going to get into an argument with people about it because I can understand the logic of why it might be good. Ah pasta, cannot beat pasta. Mine is a well made eggplant parm.
I need more coffee than I know what to do with and whatever tea you have, because the internet is trying to consume me and your drama is more interesting. @pennysylvester
broccoli, for sure. like who even does that??
See, you understand the assignment. And you're correct, some kind of demon creature is the only one putting broccoli on pizza.
Y'know considering this is supposed to be an institute for higher learning or whatever, you'd think I wouldn't have to constantly tell people not to pet my service dog, especially considering he's literally wearing a vest that says "do not pet"??? Like imagine if I just started petting my barista at The Bean when she's making my caramel latte, everyone would think I was (a) insane or (b) really rude. Yes, he is the world's goodest boy, he is a sweet angel and the most handsome man, but when the vest is on, Oreo is At Work.
Anyway rant over, it's very on brand of me to forget this site existed for well over a year, but hi, I'm Madison, I like to paint and take photos so much that I decided to turn it into a degree, what does everyone else teach/study? Also my short term memory is crap so if you've had to introduce yourself to me more than once sorry about that, I swear I'm trying
Feel like it's the same reason people get all up in arms when I take them out at the ankles with my cane after I've asked them to move and they haven't... Not sure what that is, but you couldn't pay me to be back on a college campus these days.
Ngl I've been putting off getting on here because I don't have the best experience with social media historically, but there's also no better way to network in 2024 than somewhere like this, so... teaching has been a little odd for me, I'm not sure I'm the guy who should be guiding people towards their careers in acting, but plenty of people show up to my classes still, guess I'm doing something right.
I'm just ready for Christmas at this point, the tree is up, Poppy is in her little Christmas sweater most of the time looking adorable, and it's now socially acceptable to drink egg nog. Anyone else ready to drape themselves in tinsel and call it a year?
My tree doesn't go up until mid-December but that is to keep my cats from deciding it needs to come down, so the less time it is up, the less likely it is I have to pick up repeatedly. Then my holiday baking starts the week of Thanksgiving. But, otherwise, I'm more or less ready to Christmas.
So I know the girls are always filming TikToks before & after practice, but at least I run a tight enough ship that they know absolutely not to do it during practice. But I'm pretty sure I saw some giggly group of teens apparently filming in the church lobby? Not that cameras at the church are new, but for a TikTok? Really?
Was it in the middle of a service or something? Like... they're kids, its what they do and if it wasn't in the middle of something, why does it matter?
I keep getting badgered about needing to get back on here, so I guess I might as well. The accessibility features seem decent, at least.
Name's Clarissa D'Angelo, most call me Lissa. I'm technically a doctor of occupational therapy and an Olympic gold medalist but I'm mostly just a blind nerd who lives life on the internet. If you're into watching strangers do shit on the internet, I'm Pasta4Arrows just about everywhere, otherwise... what's your favourite food and can you come up with a more offending pizza topping than pineapple? Which, for the record, definitely isn't as offending as people think.
CLARISSA D'ANGELO
☆ FULL NAME: Clarissa “Lissa” Erika D'Angelo ☆ GENDER: Ciswoman ☆ PRONOUNS: She/Her ☆ AGE: 35 (August 29th, 1989) ☆ TYPE: Half sibling; solo ☆ HOMETOWN: Milan, Italy ☆ JOB: Twitch Streamer; Content Creator; Musician ☆ SCHOOL: PSU Alumni ☆ SEXUALITY: Pansexual ☆ FACECLAIM: Taylor Swift
ABOUT CLARISSA
Brianna Hawthorne and Max Anderson had a heated, but short lived, affair on the set of a movie the pair filmed together. She was a barely on screen side character and he was the star. She was, at the time, unaware of who exactly he was, much less that he had a wife, and when the filming ended, so did their contact. Shortly after, Brianna met her husband, Antonio D'Angelo, and then found out she was pregnant. Antonio, being a stand up guy, and loving Brianna, saw no harm in staying with her and married her. Then, Clarissa was born in Milan, Italy on August 29, 1989.
The family moved every few years due to her father’s job, resulting in a number of younger siblings born in various places around the world. Over the years, they lived in Greece, England, France, Spain, and Japan, before eventually settling down in Tennessee, where Brianna had once called home before becoming an actress. This led to a lot of language learning for Clarissa, as she wanted to be on top of the language for wherever they were headed next, and because she liked it. She enjoyed learning and in time picked up Latin, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, Portuguese, and Korean, on top of English, Italian, Greek, Spanish, French, and Japanese.
One of the most constant things in Clarissa’s life from a young age was archery. It was something she could do no matter where they moved and she was really good at it. She competed internationally as a child, including going to the Youth Olympic Games and winning gold there a number of times. At sixteen she began her training for the 2008 Olympic Games and made it, competing for her home country of Italy, instead of the United States. Not only did she make it, she won Gold and her name exploded all over social media. And with her name, the reputation that she was high and mighty, having done a lot of interviews at the Olympics in the interviewer’s native tongue. The easy-going but confident air about her sparked rumors that she believed she was better than anyone else and to people who hadn’t followed her career, it looked like she was raw talent. Ignoring the years and years of practice and work she’d put into everything she did.
When Clarissa was seventeen, it became known that she had actually started losing her eye sight. It was gradual and uneven, which meant that she still had a number of years left as an archer, before her eyesight became too bad to keep going. She kept it a secret from anyone outside her family and close friends, while she set her sights (no pun intended) on a future outside of archery. She competed in the 2012 Olympic Games, at the end of which she announced the end of her career as an archer and went public about losing her eye sight. Clarissa then devoted her time to her new career, as well as ways to keep archery in her life, despite the continuing deterioration of her eye sight. Across the two Olympic games she competed in, Clarissa earned four gold medals, two individual, and two team.
Worried that whatever was wrong with Clarissa’s eyesight might be genetic, Brianna braved the backlash and reached out to Max when Clarissa was eighteen. She wanted to, at minimum, warn him that his other children might suffer from similar. Max’s response was to send money to keep Brianna quiet, money that Brianna put away for Clarissa. It was at this time Clarissa was made aware of who her biological father was, though she didn’t much care at the time. In her eyes, she was Antonio’s child and it didn’t matter that, that wasn’t biologically.
Between Antonio’s business and Brianna’s acting career, Clarissa was accepted into PSU, studying Kinesiology with a focus in Occupational Therapy, as well as a psychology minor. She later applied to, and was accepted into, the Doctor of Occupational Therapy program at the University of Pittsburgh. By the time Clarissa started her career as an occupational therapist, she was considered legally blind. However, a combination of a strong contact prescription, adaptive technology, and a lot of determination it didn’t really change much for her. She went into business and, after a number of years, at 27, she left Pittsburgh for New York when she was offered a better job and the chance to possibly aid in developing better assistive technology for people like herself, as her eyesight continued to deteriorate.
In 2022, Clarissa made her way back to California for a medical trial regarding her sight loss. The next two years were rough and resulted in nothing but mounting frustrations regarding her eyesight. It was also around this time that Clarissa started streaming on Twitch under the username Pasta4Arrows. It started as just her playing video games to kill time and make the most of being unemployed, but soon developed into a career all its own. Something she was grateful for, as the paperwork that accompanied being an occupational therapist was starting to become near impossible for her to keep up with due to her sight loss. She also found a group of fellow archers with sight loss as a way of keeping herself busy.
Outside of archery and playing video games, Clarissa is an avid musician. It was something she picked up more as her eyesight deteriorated. She used music to cope, realizing that her eyesight wasn’t needed for it as much as she once thought it had been. In a lot of ways, it’s the best thing she has going for her. She’s learned to play the guitar and the piano, and sings relatively often. She is also a lover of cooking. Whether it’s baked goods or elaborate meals, Clarissa has taught herself the best ways to do so. Both of these, alongside typical video game content and disability advocacy, are featured heavily on Clarissa’s twitch and other social media.
Clarissa can be sarcastic as hell, but overall is very laid back. She knows what she’s good at and she’s not afraid to admit to it. While this makes her seem cocky, being so confident while also being laid back, she’s actually extremely hardworking. She knows what it means to put in the work and expects others to do the same. When people have ideas of who she is, she lets them believe what they want. To her, there’s no reason to try and change someone’s mind if they’re not willing to get to know her. She can be really sweet and caring when someone doesn’t have preconceived notions of who she is. She’s pretty nerdy, at her core. Clarissa is a little awkward under it all, having not had much socialization outside of her siblings and competing, so she often stays quiet when she doesn’t know what to do or say in a given situation. This lends itself to her being easily ignored and lets her move about without people noticing her, just to startle them when she finally speaks up.
FAMILY BACKGROUND
When Paula dela Cruz, an up and coming singer, met then C-list actor Max Anderson at an industry party, sparks flew instantly. With them both being busy trying to catch their respective big breaks, real love blossomed between the pair, and they did their best to make a long distance relationship work. When Max’s first leading role in an independent film became an instant cult classic, landing him his first Emmy and Oscar nominations, things started to escalate quickly for his career while Paula was still performing as an opening act for bigger artists. But regardless, she stuck by his side, which was why he ultimately proposed and then married the love of his life. They were barely married for a full year before they started growing their family. Her music career took the back seat as she raised the couple’s children, and over the years, she found herself feeling like a single mother with how little time Max was able to spend at home. As their children grew older and they spent less time together, both of them found other ways to be happy, even if it has landed them on TMZ from time to time.
“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.