it was legendary

KATHERINE KITTY WILDE. thirty two. fiancée. youth leader. dance instructor. Yes, that Kitty Wilde. One of five siblings, but 100% & totally original. You may think you know me from Wilde Faith, but think again.

[mumblo-number-five]

Willa Fitzgerald

[psumilesbhudson]

I'm confused, what is a lie?

[wildekit]

The entire rom com premise. That one major hurdle will present in your relationship that makes you question everything, only to find that there's a relatively simple answer that comes magically out of nowhere to make it not so much of an issue after all. & then deciding that yes, this person is the one. The end, happily ever after, cue the kiss, the snow if it's a holiday movie, & the sequel. It's bullshit.

[calpuckerman]

Sounds sacrilegious, but kids will be kids, right? Did you let them off the hook or did they feel the Wilde wrath? 'Cause I wouldn't hate seeing that.

[wildekit]

I suppose so, & I should be grateful that they're at church to repent in the first place. Let them off the hook this time but if there's another? You can bet the claws will come out. I'll let you know if it's bound to happen.

[anagabrielalopez]

The lack of focus these days is honestly a little ridiculous.

People seem to think they’re entitled to film everything now. The whole TikTok culture? It’s just... noise. I get it, they want to feel relevant, but at a certain point, it becomes disrespectful. Some boundaries should be clear you know.

[wildekit]

Which is most likely why TikTok is so popular in the first place. I think I need to print these words & post them on my desk for how true they are & so that everyone else can appreciate them as well.

How've you been, Ana? Feels like I haven't spoken to you in forever which I'm glad we're remedying now.

[lucianalopez]

I'm confused. True intentions with what? Being at church? What could they possibly do that's so terrible?

[wildekit]

Things that require them to come to church & confess in the first place.

[wildekit]

TEXTS: KITTY ⇄ MARI

KITTY: MARI. BABE. HAPPY BELATED I'M SORRY FOR BEING THE WORST & NOT SENDING THIS YESTERDAY KITTY: for that you get to pick where I take you for your birthday dinner & can have an entire bottle of wine to yourself KITTY: I'm generous like that, you're welcome @marielalo

[natepuck]

Look at this face. Do I look dangerous?

Nah, in all seriousness, I get it. It's cool that you look out for them like that. Aerospace Engineering is my major.

[wildekit]

I'm pretty sure that's a trick question, so I plead the fifth.

No shit, you've been hiding an intellectual genius underneath said face this entire time? I don't believe it.

[jessestjameslds]

Oh gosh. Every youth group i help out at they are always on their phones and filming tiktoks. In the chapel, the hallway and everywhere. They are obsessed. nothing is sacred anymore. The only thing to come out of it is the way our church is trying to use more of these platforms to promote their message. But im not always sure when the youth do it its promoting the faith.

[wildekit]

The chapel?! Really?! Please tell me that you gave them a good talking to because that is entirely unacceptable.

...Who am I kidding, you're Jesse St. James, of course you did.

If we could find a way to use TikTok for good? Sign me up.

[fyeahgg]

[presleestjames]

The girlies love to film TikToks literally everywhere, even sacred spaces. What kind of video was it? Did you kick their butts or were you, like, cool about it?

[wildekit]

I have no idea, to be fair. & I was just trying to comprehend what they were doing but they eventually skedaddled out of there. But if they atempt it again, you can be damn sure I'll be right there to shut it all down - the disrespect.

Also, hey stranger, been too long since I've seen that beautiful face of yours.

[westonbacts]

Ngl I've been putting off getting on here because I don't have the best experience with social media historically, but there's also no better way to network in 2024 than somewhere like this, so... teaching has been a little odd for me, I'm not sure I'm the guy who should be guiding people towards their careers in acting, but plenty of people show up to my classes still, guess I'm doing something right.

I'm just ready for Christmas at this point, the tree is up, Poppy is in her little Christmas sweater most of the time looking adorable, and it's now socially acceptable to drink egg nog. Anyone else ready to drape themselves in tinsel and call it a year?

[wildekit]

Wasn't aware that we were using this site to network now, but now that you mention it I do kind of see the point. & hold your horses, before we get to Christmas break there are still football games to be played, which means there are still dances to choreograph.

[ltcdrmaeveflynnabrams]

I imagine most would consider it inappropriate but not all would and it's more likely one of those things where context matters. I don't particularly use tiktok and when I do, I don't tend to come across anyone under the age of 21, nor is any of it Christian in nature.

[wildekit]

Where age & maturity seem to matter, as well. & please, say no more, I don't need to know any more than that.

[averydunn]

You either ain't the brightest bulb or you ain't the most imaginative and I can't decide which. Point is, the number of times I've been compared to a goat in my life is more than enough to lead me to believe I might as well have been one, at some point in time, probably a past life, but either way, goat. So, if god didn't want weird shit to be done, I probably shouldn't have gone directly from goat to human. It's on him, I dunno what else to tell ya.

[wildekit]

...so you truly believe that God reincarnated you from a goat? There is so much wrong there, I can't comprehend how those words even came out of my mouth.

[privmelissa]

They do. Don't they have any shame? I'm doing nothing scandalous, just trying to make my cat TikTok famous. Because I'm openly gay as hell.

[wildekit]

Apparently not, maybe they need to pay more attention to specific sermons. That's the side of TikTok I can get on board with though. Ah, I can see your struggle in that case.

[phoebeclar]

What sort of TikToks were they doing? I've seen people who film videos of them reapplying their makeup during the day and videos of people defying the laws of physics while blasting music at full volume in a public space, and one of those is... much more disrespectful to shared spaces than the other.

[wildekit]

I have no idea, but I don't really think they were reapplying their makeup in the middle of the lobby. & I'm too scared to venture onto TikTok myself to find out.

[wildekit]

TEXTS: KITTY ⇄ MIDGE

KITTY: I must have missed you at church today but I...have a question for you @mir-iamwilde

[lucianalopez]

Wow, a group of teenage girls making a TikTok. Someone should call the news.

[wildekit]

Not saying they're causing major issues, just questioning their true intentions.