Why should I trust you?

ind. sel. priv. dr. madeleine swann from spectre

[wordsnquotes]

Girls like her were born in a storm. They have lightning in their souls. Thunder in their hearts. And chaos in their bones.

Nikita Gill

[cillians-murphy]

I think that nudity is beautiful. Sometimes it can be awful, but when it’s beautiful? Cinema is the art about reality; it’s art from reality. In French we say l’art de la realite. You show reality, so you have to show bodies.

[drmadeleineswann]

daniel craig’s accent in logan lucky is too much for me, i was not ready for this 5 seconds after coming on here again.

[xxhorace]

Lea Seydoux

[drmadeleineswann]

stillhavespots:

imagine if you’re just making an exam and suddenly daniel appears in front of you to hand you a puppy and tell you that its all going to be alright 

tbh i’d probably forget i’m making an exam and proceed to look at daniel in awe whilst petting several puppies

[drmadeleineswann]

@stillhavespots replied to your post “i may have watched that daniel craig ad with the puppies ten times...”

girl same

people should be given puppies during the exam period to counter stress. i’ll take daniel craig too if they can arrange that.

[drmadeleineswann]

heretokillyou replied to your post “@heretokillyou replied to your post “i may have watched that daniel...”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X08b0o8CxH4

i have watched it and the award for most adorable laugh goes to daniel craig

[drmadeleineswann]

@heretokillyou replied to your post “i may have watched that daniel craig ad with the puppies ten times...”

what about him with the turtle? :D

i’ve seen the gifs but i haven’t seen the thing yet! i’ve tried to look it up on youtube but i can’t remember why he’s holding the turtle.

[drmadeleineswann]

i may have watched that daniel craig ad with the puppies ten times already today BUT in my defense, exam time is depressing and daniel craig with puppies is a good remedy

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[cmomccoy-ensignoconnor]

Your muse notices bruising around my muse's neck. How does your muse respond?

[drmadeleineswann]

 as her co-worheretokillyou:

“I can’t imagine why,” he responded without missing a beat, again the sarcasm more than present in his words. Naturally he’d caught the roll of her eyes and it was something he expected even though they were both very used to each other and their ways by now. On her other comment he managed a smile, tilting his head as he thought about the prospect of it. “Is that something that can be arranged?”

“Maybe you can growl at the staff, it might just be the little push they need to be busy then.” She suggested with a chuckle. It might sound teasing but Madeleine wouldn’t be surprised at all if it worked. All by all she was already convinced it would be postponed, seeing as her co-workrs seemed to really dread having to do his evaluation. “I’m fairly sure it will be arranged on its own. We will have a meeting about it which will be dreadfully long as we go in circles discussing this and it will end without having found someone to do it. We will try again the day after but to no avail and then someone will go tell M your evaluation will have to be postponed.”

[drmadeleineswann]

heretokillyou:

It was interesting but most unwelcome. Psychiatric evaluations were the worst part of the job but apparently necessary. As far as he was concerned, his belief was they learned absolutely nothing more about the agents they had in their midst. Time and experience was proof of that. The heavy sigh that left him only helped to back up this belief, not that he always spoke it out loud. “I’m looking forward to it.” The answer was sarcastic and, most probably, expected. “When?”

The blonde made a valid effort to not roll her eyes at the expected sarcasm, but in the end failed before taking out her agenda. “Hmmm, if I’m not mistaken, either in two days or three. Depends on how long it will take to find a candidate to do yours. Strangely, it seems no one is very keen to evaluate you.” That was obvious sarcasm on her part. It was a fact that none of the agents liked psych evaluations and the whole staff knew that, but apparently they have always done some sort of drawing straws when it came to the one infront of her. Hardly surprising, but nonetheless troublesome. “Maybe you will get lucky and yours might be postponed due to all staff having urgent business at that specific time.”

[drmadeleineswann]

heretokillyou:

“What do you want me to say?”

“Nothing really, it was more an observation that requires no answer. And now that you are here, you might find it interesting to know that you have a psych evaluation coming up. M requested it.” She’d have to sit down with the staff to determine who would be doing it, seeing as she couldn’t due to conflicting interests. Nonsense if you asked her but hardly something to throw a fit about. In any case, it would have to be someone of the senior staff, they couldn’t possibly consider one of the newcomers for his psych evaluation. 

[uuuhshiny]

Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend. MI4 P43/?

[drmadeleineswann]

@heretokillyou replied to your post “madeleine looks so done in this icon and i love it.”

well she was talking to james at the time so.

lmao fair enough. she’s just like ‘i said i hate guns why is he still talking about it’

[drmadeleineswann]

madeleine looks so done in this icon and i love it.