Dr Matcha

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

*makes direct eye contact with you with all 7+ eyes*

I know what you are

HA

Ha

VHAT

I AM JUST NORMAL HUMAN DOCTOR !!

NOTHING ELSE !!

That is vhat you mean right??? :)))))))

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Remember to drop into my clinic if you have any ailments! Sore leg? One blood sample and you’ll be as good as new! Headaches? You’re one blood test away from a lovely smooth brain! Marital issues? Well I can’t do much about that, but a blood test may help!

[not-a-conspiracy-theorist]

If they have a marital problem they should come to ME. A definitely LICENSED therapist

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TAGS SHE ADDED AHA OBVIOUSLY MS LIYA IS JUST JOKING!

I am very licensed I went to medical school yes she is just jealous that I went to such a cool school :)

[not-a-conspiracy-theorist]

I have more phds than you do brain cells

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Tf is a phd, sounds like a disease

You should come to my clinic to sort that out! :)

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

what if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

Vhat the fuck

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Remember to drop into my clinic if you have any ailments! Sore leg? One blood sample and you’ll be as good as new! Headaches? You’re one blood test away from a lovely smooth brain! Marital issues? Well I can’t do much about that, but a blood test may help!

[monarch-fae-official]

can you fix clinical depression? ʕ•⩊•ʔ

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Oh!

Uh

Beet

Beet a day keeps sad thoughts away!

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Remember to drop into my clinic if you have any ailments! Sore leg? One blood sample and you’ll be as good as new! Headaches? You’re one blood test away from a lovely smooth brain! Marital issues? Well I can’t do much about that, but a blood test may help!

[not-a-conspiracy-theorist]

If they have a marital problem they should come to ME. A definitely LICENSED therapist

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TAGS SHE ADDED AHA OBVIOUSLY MS LIYA IS JUST JOKING!

I am very licensed I went to medical school yes she is just jealous that I went to such a cool school :)

[mourningmelancholy]

why is my doctor on tumblr

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

To remind you to take your daily medications my dear sickly victorian child! And by medications I mean beets!

[monarch-fae-official]

mmm beets 🤤😋

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

See, this kid gets it!

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Remember to drop into my clinic if you have any ailments! Sore leg? One blood sample and you’ll be as good as new! Headaches? You’re one blood test away from a lovely smooth brain! Marital issues? Well I can’t do much about that, but a blood test may help!

[mourningmelancholy]

why is my doctor on tumblr

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

To remind you to take your daily medications my dear sickly victorian child! And by medications I mean beets!

[mourningmelancholy]

I don’t think I need medications, thank you…

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Riiiiiighhhtttt…..

[mourningmelancholy]

why is my doctor on tumblr

[monarch-fae-official]

to make posts, probably! ^_^

[mourningmelancholy]

I would suggest not taking his medical advice if at all avoidable…

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Hey now I give perfectly good medical advice! Eat vegetables (beets), give blood (to me) and you will be amazingly healthy yes

[mourningmelancholy]

why is my doctor on tumblr

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

To remind you to take your daily medications my dear sickly victorian child! And by medications I mean beets!

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

hi!!! what's your favorite type of baked good (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

(NOT @monarch-fae-official)

My favourite baked good is beet pancakes with blood RED FOOD COLOURING :D ✨

[drmatchaverycoolverysexy]

Everyone should eat beets yesss good for health