Jewish Snack Chip

I'm just a chip that's into hypnosis and porn and stuff. You know how it goes. I'm not a sissiy, I'm a trap (there is a diffrence) ;P

[sweetsurrenderdoll]

You need bigger tits.

i want bigger titz!!!… how much bigger? Anybody got any ideas

[drmrpringles]

I'd say two more cup sizes would look perfect on ya

[thetrippytrip]

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

[gentlefemdomboy-deactivated2017]

What the actual fuck Home Depot

[drmrpringles]

They gave him his job back plus back pay. Just one shit manager I guess.

[drmrpringles]

I don't like to complain

I know how lucky I am compared to like %90 of the world. I have friends and family that love me and I’m in reasonably good health. I don’t really need much more so I feel bad about bitching about things. All that said though, burning flesh just fell onto my foot and ruined my favourite pair of shoes and I hate my life omg

[drmrpringles]

Just kind of sad today

I read stuff that I know can only make me sad, but I keep reading it.

[drmrpringles]

Do you have any party tricks Sir or signature dance moves?

I used to be able to do that Russian dance where you bend your knees and kick, but my ankle gave out.

[drmrpringles]

Hello Sir, why don't you tell us all about your fave outfit?

I have this really nice black corduroy dinner jacket with light brown leather elbow patches that I really like. I normally just wear it with a casual dress shit and black pants, but if I need to dress up I'll pair it with a bow tie and my think rimmed glasses. I like looking like a professor l.

[sweetsurrenderdoll]

Ok, so this lovely sunday i’m going to paint the back room and it’s going to be my zen, exercise paradise… anybody have any inspo ideas?

[drmrpringles]

A nice warm yellow with pink sprials

[sweetsurrenderdoll]

Like 7 bunnies just moved into my backyard. How can I make them love me?

Uhm they’re bunnies.. probz too busy lovin each-other… soon you’ll have hundreds… hundreds of bunnies… hey can i come live in your garden Sir? 

[drmrpringles]

I don’t think there is going to be enough room if I’m going to have hundred of bunnies.

[minusthree-3]

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[gentlefemdomboy-deactivated2017]

An update

I am still awake and comfortanly drunk. I am now drunk enough to warrant a dick pic for the lovely individuals who would want me to post one. Thoufhts?

[drmrpringles]

pls yus

[johnny--guitar]

gay and european

[korr-a-sami]

SHE SAYS IT AT KINGS ROW YESSSSSS

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

Eeeeeee

[drmrpringles]

I’m so glad they did this. I was gunna be real mad if she said it on the moon.

[drmrpringles]

I'm so hella drunk

Ask me stuff

[illbeyourmursesomeday]

NURBLRS, SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

[museumnelson]

yelling at young kids and making them do things

[aprillikesthings]

Kiss the asses of old rich people

[jeremycoatney]

Making numbers behave.

[arafaelkestra]

Help people understand why their metal box is the wrong amount of hot inside.

[toxinfox]

Faking friendship to make people exchange money for pretentious rotten grape juice.

[tomthefanboy]

Low-grade luxury accessory wholesaler.

[novavisitor]

artistic prostitution

[viergacht]

You know how you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover? I make you do that.

[foxesjaw]

staring at bat shit for 8 hours a day

[stud-yawgmoth]

coordinate a large network of people who hate each other and hate the work they need to do

[comcast-official]

give keys to important and sensitive buildings to idiots

[the-inquisition-scmh]

Add various powders to some liquids and see if they change color. 

[aliakindomu]

I pet all the doggos and sell their owners pretentious foods to feed them with.

Also I’m that stranger on the internet who comes to pick you up with my car.

[drmrpringles]

I hug people then take all the blood out of their grandma.

[winterwicked]

How many times do you cum?

How many times to you have  to cum everyday? What’s “normal” for you?

[drmrpringles]

When I'm not edging 2-4 times a day

[gooningbimbos]

[gooning-gone-deactivated2017122]

send me your face just like this

[drmrpringles]

I would but I can't cross my eyes :p

[l30m730w]

[drmrpringles]

since you’re distributing your weight evenly across the chair I don't think it would hurt that much

[vengeful-daughter]

Do you find blood erotic

Not in the absence of suffering

[hypno-sandwich]

Best. Answer. Ever.

Cc: @theleeallure, @hypnosubdude, @zanythoughts, @loreleirivers @endza-adair

[pinkbubblegumbimbo-deactivated2]

I don’t get it… I feel like I should… but I don’t

[drmrpringles]

No you shouldn’t, cuz then you would have to think!