april blart, mall cop.

[cringeassremakingnaenaebaby-dea]

if you can’t eat cilantro bc it “tastes like soap” thats literally just your fault and no one should have to cater to you thats a personal issue

[dreaminterlude]

[penny-anna]

i usually water my peace lily sunday morning/afternoon and today I got in sunday evening (bcos I was at my grandmother’s) and it was all wilted. ‘mother cares not for me,’ it says. ‘mother wishes me to die of thirst. see how i swoon.’ f*cking drama queen.

[h3ckn0]

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

[ruinedchildhood]

[julieterbang]

[thanos-jeep]

The girl from vine walked so euphoria could run

[slab-o-meat]

me recovering very well from surgery: good post op

[haleyincarnate]

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

[hannful]

fresh off the press

[wonting]

[kid-with-plans]

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[punishedsjw]

roses are red, grass is light green,

[waitineedaname]

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

[toastbutteregg]

me all the time:

[femestella]