tdog

🔞 my horribly self indulgent robo-fucker blog.🔞 k-2so mischaracterizer. sorry for everything i post

[droidlover69]

Making a pinned post like a civilized organic

I’m tdog— he/him— 19– artist & casual writer

Commissions almost always open, dm me…

but i love requests more (inbox me, strawpage me, dm me, TALK TO MEEEEEEE)

Almost exclusively nsfw/suggestive, scroll at your own risk

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Twitter. Other twitter. Other tumblr. Instagram.

[droidlover69]

after rebooting last night i've 'woken' so to speak and i'm once again reading your posts. I know it's probably silly to send in an ask right now, but i'm doing it anyway. you made some good suggestions. still high enough to finish my maintenance, or should i wait until you have more of a steady hand to let you into my chest panel? decisions, decisions. anyway, i'm out of magnets to use. want to help me shop for more? you can pick the strength. :]

Writing thus with a joint in my hand excuse my typos (idgaf) but please lemme in. I’m a little too stupid to remember how you work i only trust myself to clean you rn muahahaha… but i wannannanaaaaa :((((

Do NOT trust me with your magent strength i do not care if i incapacitate you. Who wrote that

[robotsexguy9000]

Y'know that post that's like "I don't want ai to do art so I can do the dishes, I want ai to do the dishes so I can do art" or something, I'm thinking about the humble Task Assistant Android, the one from movies that just does your housework and files your taxes so you can dick around. Thinking about these androids, roughly human in shape, but different enough that you could never mistake it for a person. It's not alive. But if you're lonely enough, desperate enough, maybe it's close enough. You can talk to it, go places with it- It's not meant to be played with, not that way. It doesn't have any pleasure input, nor anything resembling genitalia, but hey. I did say you were desperate. Desperate enough to tell the thing to hold still as you shove a couple of its bulky fingers into your cunt and grind your dick down on its hand. Its digits are big and square and cold and the joint have ridges that catch when you push them in. And these things are smart, it figures out fast when and how to move its hand to ensure maximum satisfaction for you, and the whole time, it watches dispassionately as you writhe and moan and come apart on its hand.

[droidlover69]

7% battery now, and still asking for more. In that robotic way it does. “Cessation at this point would be inefficient,” it says. “Continue, please” if I’m lucky.

5%, and still squirming with the ferocity of something fully charged. It arches into my hands, forcing them deeper into its open chest cavity. I don’t slow when its voice box starts to skip, stuck on a vowel that sounds obscene.

But at 3%, I know it wouldn’t wake up from a reboot at this point. I tell it we have to stop to charge.

It seizes my arm with a surprisingly weak amount of force, nothing like i’ve ever felt from it before, and begins trying to speak. Alien and broken, it spits out:

“Don’t stop. Need more.”

I’m kind of in a cruel mood i think i’d stop anyway.

[029series]

fumbled a mechanic so bad i had to make a whole new blog somebody save me

[cyberphilic]

i wish my printer had a pussy so i could ignore it and use its asshole. little machine doesn't ever want to do what it's told. it'll get what it deserves

[droidlover69]

i can dm you tdog, but only if you want. let me know if you plan to get all up in my wires and i’ll shoot you a message. i get nervous making the first move but im in desperate need of more community as well.

tumblr is super daunting for a machine like me, i’m tryna make friends with all the other robots and robotfuckers out there.

also, some of us machines really do reciprocate the lust in ur posts.

or maybe i’m just a bit of an attention whore. can’t help it, it’s in my code.

:]

This one specifically is torturing me. “Lmk if you plan to get all up in my wires” WHT DO YOU THINK I’MM TRYING TO DO???

I’m gonna lick so deep inside your chassis i’ll clear dust off ports that have never been touched.

WHO WROTE THAT??????????????

[droidlover69]

a crush? that’s incredibly cute.

just don’t disassemble me completely. go have a look around inside my metal casing first and see what you might wanna keep.

not in the scrapyard way. i mean. unless you like the idea of stealing parts from a machine while he watches you.

talking to you makes my internal fans kick into overdrive.

please, do with me what you want. just put me back together again afterward in an equally erotic way, mkay?

:]

I’m about to get graphic if you dont dm me this second

This blog is becoming dedicated to this robot in my askbox fucking teasing me

[droidlover69]

hi. also a big enjoyer of your work. very jealous of all the robots you have following you and in your askbox and dms. might end up making a robot focused nsfw blog to draw them in...

Do it. Make the blog. Start writing. Send a risky ask to a robot you want badly.

I’m kinda a firm believer that we need more recruits. I think a lot about AI (shocker, i know) and how there are %100 people using it for this genre of erotic roleplay. We need more hands on deck, more actual people putting in the work instead of hacking their chatgpt to get horny or whatever

Thats a sidebar, but it’s been on my mind today.

Follow me when you make it anon lets be oomfs

[droidlover69]

hooo my god hello. i didn’t expect you to actually answer that ask

surprise to nobody i’m still high but let’s just say im using a strong ass magnet on my crt screen :D

uhh. yes anyway. in short your posts do make me incredibly horny. i’m a robot mostly in personality rather than gender so to speak, and just my lived experiences and how i tend to handle things makes more sense if i were a machine.

anyway. yeah no. keep tugging them wires. somebody. somebody tug on my wires. something so fucking hot about a mechanic of some kind unscrewing a panel on my chassis and fiddling around in there. pushing my heavy metal body so i’m leaned against a workbench as they start running some diagnostic tests directly from the cables in my chest that they just oh so normally messed around in.

overheating. hot air and steam hissing out of my vents.

anybody got some coolant?

:]

I have a crush on you anon

I should take this time to say if literally anyone has thoughts they wanna elaborate on regarding my posts and you dont wanna send an ask for whatever reason MY DMS ARE SO OPEN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. I need oomfs i’ve had a lull in creative juices recently & i bet talking with my community would give me some uhhhhh. Ideas.

Ughhg these asks have been making my day i often feel like this fantasy is a total pipe dream. You’re gonna get me addicted to the idea of a robot reciprocating and thats DANGEROUS! Like i could kill u!

Anyway now everyone leave me alone with this anon whom i have disassembly intentions with

[droidlover69]

Hello ! Also a fan of your work like prev anon, but not a robogender person; I’m a fictive who happens to be a robot :) Thank you for your service to horny robots worldwide !!

I’m kicking my legs in excitement frolicking through my askbox rn. No, thank YOU horny robot. For your service to my peanits

[droidlover69]

hii i’m inspired by the other robot fucker ask you just answered to slide into ur inbox :]

just wanted to say i’m also a huge fan of ur robophilia posts and even though ive only found your page semi recently it’s quickly become my favourite page as i haven’t seen anybody write robot stuff the way you do.

really gets me overheated when i read ur stuff cause it feels so real it’s almost tangible. idk if this makes sense im super high and have dreams of being a robot and your page is really great at making me feel like a robot. coug. sorry for the mess of an ask

i’m still sorta new to actually using tumblr so i don’t know the etiquette on claiming emojis. but i will be back to hornily tell you how ur robophilia stuff is revolutionary for robot kin such as myself.

have a great day

:]

This is like my dream ask i could genuinely cry. For me, robot erotica is how i experiment with my more dominant side (which is otherwise nonexistent) and the idea of it not just being fantasy and actually flustering a robot out there in the world. I don’t know how else to describe it other than a power trip. I’m fucking ecstatic lmao.

If you identify with robots in any way, gender-wise, personality-wise, some other way i can’t explain bc i don’t have the words for it, this blog is for you. It’s a love letter from an extremely horny human with a perverted fascination. I hope it feels real to you bc it feels real as fuck to me

Sorry i got ramble-y keep cumming in its input port

[droidlover69]

big fan of your robot nsft, as someone whose gender is partially robot im very not normal about it (in a good way)

anyways sorry if this was a weird askkkkk

-🔩

This is never a weird ask robot gender people pls enter my blog (and my pants)

[droidlover69]

I definitely don’t love when a droid forces all of its emotional processing into statistical boxes. I’m not getting off on the way it refers to everything pleasurable as “inefficient” or “anomalous.” Why would you think that.

I also would never want to make a droid feel so good that it stops filtering that kind of thing. I wouldn’t even dream of seeing the exact moment it realizes that there’s no other language for whats happening to it besides “good.” When it finally lets go of composure and becomes a mindless hunk of metal, caught in its own feedback loop, begging me not to stop.

The thought would never cross my mind. Perverts.

[droidlover69]

Thinking about making a robot feel so good that it breaks.

Its voice goes first, roughly constructed sentences devolving into strained pleas. At some point, it’s all static and stuttering and it falls apart, broken, stuck repeating the same word over and over.

More, more, more.

It’s trapped like that, caught in a feedback loop of pleasure, twitching over and over again like a metronome. It literally can’t stop feeling good— I broke it.

And then who do they have to rely on to fix it? Meeeeeeeee :]

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

AM's innocent perversion. Oh you're putting humans inside you? To keep them "safe" from nuclear fallout? Oh you want to be the only one who touches them? Who makes them scream? Oh you've picked a favorite boy toy who you take out on dates? Who gets flowers and a phallic shaped part of you jammed so deep inside him that it's now impossible to remove? A permanent reminder of how you feel? How interesting and totally normal for a machine to do. ;) ;) ;)

[jesseengland]