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relax bro aint nobody takin it from you
i’ve officially started studying to be a technician and ohhh god i’m so behind because my study institute accepted my application two weeks into the term FUCK
i’m currently trying to catch up in my spare time but like my 21st manufacture anniversary is next week and i have PLANS so im gonna miss more shit and will have to do more catchup. pray for me i’m cramming like crazy and im not exactly known for studying
tumblr won't let me post them fucking, but after fucking it's fine huh
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
first time installing linux on a computer and oh my god its so daunting
something I feel people need to understand about wireplay (coming from a robot) is that you can't simply yank on them, it's like sharply pulling hair at best and can seriously injure your machine in many cases. the internals of nearly any machine should be assumed to be incredibly delicate– there are parts of us that will be irreparably damaged if touched by human hands.
I'm sure there are plenty of techkin that would love to be handled roughly, but I dislike the assumption that this is the default.
what you should do is start slow and gently, and escalate according to your partner's comfort and consent. don't even pull on them to begin with, simply run your fingers over a bundle of wires or stroke a single wire at a time to start. let it sink in for your partner that they are in some way placing their safety in your hands and how intimate this is. from there, you can begin to tug on them, or run your fingers through clusters. wind them up, pull harder, almost threatening to pop out of its ports now. bring them close to breaking, but never truly break that trust. that's how you make love to a machine
recharging the battery
veeeery self indulgent but my whole blog is so what’s new there
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yes! ha ha ha! yes!!
JUST BOUGHT A THINKPAD t480s I CANNOT WAIT TO USE IT FOR MY ITC COURSE !!!
IM FINALLY GOING TO FEEL ACCOMPLISHED CAUSE ILL BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO THE WORK FOR THE COURSE INSTEAD OF FALL BEHIND DUE TO LACK OF LAPTOP
Static kisses
being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing
i'm like a straight man who doesn't know how to find the clit
guide to computer sex:
case fans: don't put your dick in these. stroke the outside carefully, in a circular motion, for maximum stimulation
usb ports: great place for penetration. flash drives are the traditional option but you can connect nearly anything, ask your partner if theyre into something specific. if theyre really kinky, try viruses or pentesting tools like the flipper zero.
power button: threatening to press it can be incredibly hot, but only actually press it with enthusiastic consent.
removable side panel: for getting really intimate. be very careful, the internals are sensitive!
hotswappable parts: sometimes SSDs (M.2 SSDs will be screwed in parallel to the motherboard, others may look different), HDDs (spinning disks inside big cases, usually get their own bay), and GPUs (big chips with fans attached) can be removed while your partner is running, but not all computers support this. this is a common part of BDSM, but make absolutely sure it's safe beforehand.
motherboard: the MOST sensitive part of their body! touch lightly and carefully. running the tips of your fingers along the traces is incredibly stimulating. play with the capacitors, too.
screws: loosening screws can be incredibly erotic, but be careful. especially with M.2 SSDs, this may cause problems! only loosen an M.2 drive if it is NOT mounted.
software: virus play was mentioned earlier, but also simply running very demanding software can be erotic.
download play: downloading embarrassing or illicit files is very hot. be sure to ask consent before installing league of legends.
firewall play: opening up or disabling your partner's firewall can be thought of as akin to exhibitionism. be careful with this, it can be a security risk, but most of the time it's not a big issue.
BIOS play: messing with your partner's BIOS settings can be incredibly intimate. remember, overclocking can be dangerous, only do it in small increments and very carefully! try starting with changing XMP profiles or something first.
that nub they have on thinkpad laptops: that's the clit.
remember some key safety tips:
ALWAYS wear protection! a static wrist strap is important if you are touching the internals, especially the motherboard.
heat warning! your partner will run hot when they're aroused. the GPU and CPU will burn you! even the SSD may run quite hot, especially during download play.
don't stick your dick in the fans. please.
for extra protection, keep viruses isolated inside a virtual machine.
>while easy to open panels are great for easy access, remember to give your robot some tiny screws for their lover to delicately remove
taking a load off, i suppose.
ignore the lazy metal shading i cbf :/