seventeen incorrect quotes

things seventeen said, 100% true. i know, i was there

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wonwoo to mingyu: you give me butterflies everytime i see you

wonwoo: [struggling to keep his hands clasped] like seriously mingyu, what do you expect me to do with these?

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joshua: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster

joshua: that’s so fucked up. that is murder suicide. bananas commit murder suicide

soonyoung: that’s pretty fucking metal

jun: i’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas

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seungcheol: you’re smiling a lot, did something good happen?

minghao: can’t i just smile because i’m happy?

joshua: mingyu fell down the stairs

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[at a movies theatre]

seungkwan: how do you want your popcorn? sweet or salty?

mingyu, making heart eyes at junhui: i want them like him

junhui: awww

seungkwan: they don’t sell ugly popcorn

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mingyu: can i ask a dumb question?

seungkwan: better than anyone i know

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seungkwan: i’m declaring it now, it’s illegal to be cuter than me

chan: well guys, i didn’t expect it to be so soon, but i guess we’re all going to jail

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jihoon: i am very small and have no money

jihoon: you can imagine the amount of stress i am under

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vernon: okay, here’s what i don’t understand

vernon: why is pizza considered “unhealthy”? it’s literally just bread, tomatoes and cheese. if you had that stuff as a non-pizza, people would consider that a pretty healthy meal

vernon: why does it suddenly have a bad reputation once it becomes pizza?

seokmin: homophobia

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chan: would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

minghao: i would dropkick mingyu for free

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soonyoung: it’s annoying how jihoon is good at everything

joshua: maybe he’s a bad kisser

soonyoung: no, he’s good at that too

joshua:

joshua: excuse me?

[kristian-do]

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jun: this date is boring

minghao: this isn’t a date. i said i was going to the store

jun: then why did you invite me?

minghao: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “fuck you, i do whatever i want” and followed me here

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wonwoo: if you ever need anything i’m available 24/6

jeonghan: you mean 24/7?

wonwoo: no, saturdays are hang out with soonyoung day

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mingyu: i accidentally wore my contacts to bed. sometimes i think i’m stupid

seungkwan: don’t worry. i do that all the time

mingyu: wear your contacts to bed?

seungkwan: no. think you’re stupid

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chan: that’s a mean question, i’m not answering that

jihoon: come on, it’s just a question! if you had to, if you absolutely had to, which member would you punch in the face?

chan:

jihoon: it would be soonyoung, wouldn’t it?

chan: yeah, but i don’t know why