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@dromeda-whoisleft-blog
Sturgis loved the colder weather. He loved the prickle against his skin as he went for his morning run, and he loved the crisp air waking him up. He also loved the way that the greenhouses smelled this time of year, almost suffocating, but still warm enough that he didn’t need a jacket to wander around among the plants while he worked.
What he didn’t love, however, was the wet. The wet made his morning run a bit more precarious, and it was more clear than anything when he slipped and faceplanted into the wet grass. He counted his lucky stars that most people weren’t up so early. Of course, that didn’t mean that he was always lucky enough that he completely avoided wandering eyes catching him embarrassing himself.
Of course, he immediately prepared himself for the mocking and jeers, but he took a deep breath and steadied himself as he stood up, using his (admittedly also wet) shirt to reach up and wipe off his face as he approached, offering a wry little grin and shooting a wink toward the surveyor of his momentary downfall. “Guess I’m just falling for you, eh? What’s got you up so early? Thought I was the only psycho that came out this early.”
It wasn’t common for Andromeda to be up early in the morning--- let alone outside rather than curled up in her bed among her many blankets with a book. She wasn’t entirely sure what was keeping her from falling back asleep, but she was restless. The inability to lay there any longer pulled the girl from her bed, and quickly but quietly she got dressed for the day so she wouldn’t disturb the other girls she shared a dorm with. Not that it would likely happen--- Lucinda and Alecto slept well enough and it seemed Emma was already out of bed; likely out for a morning run.
Andromeda had no intentions of going out for a run, but she did pull her cloak tightly around her to go walk the grounds. She had always liked being outside--- less so once it started to get cold, but it was still bearable that she could be in her cloak and stay cozy for a decent amount of time.
There weren’t many people up: a couple or two who wished to watch the sun rise, and then a few other faceless people who were out jogging. Andromeda herself made her way down to the lake and knelled down, collecting a few stones which caught her eye near the water’s edge. She wasn’t paying attention to anyone else who was possibly around...that is until she heard what she assumed was a less than graceful fall followed by the grunting and whatnot.
Turning her head the middle Black sister arched an eyebrow, only recognizing the Hufflepuff as one of Ted’s friends. The name was lost to her. “You are still the only mental one,” Andromeda quipped, rising to her feet as she placed the couple stones she picked up in the pocket of her cloak. “Perhaps you should take a trip to the Hospital Wing. There’s a large chance you hit your head on a rock on the way down.” It was only then the Slytherin gestured very vaguely to the spot which was bleeding on his forehead.
tedxtcnks·:
The minutes that lived and died between the moment Andromeda asked who Elvis was and the squealing seemed to pass faster than they should have. It could have been that they were eager to see the confusion that both rushed through Ted and decorated his features as his gaze shift first from the album to Andromeda and then from Andromeda to a person he knew only too well. Though eventually confusion dissipated and left genuine joy with a hint of panic in its place, Ted found himself hugging her back.
Clara, named so after the protagonist of a ballet her parents fell in love with, had been a constant in his life up until he departed for Hogwarts for the first time. Like so many, she was someone that appeared episodically and a letter from her would find its way to him via his parents. She was someone Ted knew he could count on to be there first thing Christmas morning and leave only when the talk turned to things she hadn’t the time for.Â
“Field trip.” The excuse left him faster than he could have anticipated but knew that it was a concept that translated from the muggle world to the wizarding world. It may have been a stretch but in true Clara fashion, she didn’t press into it. “We’ve been in town for a few days but only got some time free today. Unfortunately, today is the last day we’re here too.” Ted knew it was far too convenient but it was the first thing that had come to mind and it seemed to serve well enough.
As the chaos brought on by Clara’s sudden appearance and his setting of a particularly good cover story, Ted had almost forgotten that he should have introduced Andromeda to Clara. Perhaps if he had done so, the next few moments would have gone down completely different. “Andromeda has a different taste in music besides there are a lot of people out there who have no idea who the King is. Which, is actually why we came in today.”
Shifting the attention away from them and instead on the Elvis album that he had been previously looking at, Ted picked it up along with the one behind it. “What better way to introduce someone to Elvis then to listen to them after lessons and such. Honestly, I should just have my dad send his whole collection at some point. He’s got duplicates you know but who could blame him when I use to mess them up.” A small chuckle left him as he held onto the albums and he was glad to hear Clara laughing along though he hadn’t really expected Andromeda to laugh.Â
It was entirely too easy to note how Andromeda hadn’t taken a liking to his friend, although he couldn’t completely fault her for it either. Clara had a strong personality and he knew plenty of others that hadn’t taken a liking to her, though a few of them would later change their minds. “We really have to get going but you’re coming over for during the winter break, right? I actually think my mother would be heartbroken if you didn’t show up.” To some degree it was a joke although they both knew that his mother was quick to consider his friends as part of their small family. “Besides, if you don’t show up who else is gonna keep me company when they go on and on about one thing or another.”
Making his way over towards the cash wrap, Ted glanced behind him to make sure that Andromeda was alright. The actual transaction itself had gone off easily enough and though he told her it was alright, Clara had been kind enough to give him a discount. With a plastic bag in one hand, Ted reached out for Andromeda’s hand once more before apologizing for such a short visit and a promise to make it up to her over the winter break.Â
Had he been with anyone else, Ted would have possibly stretched the minutes as far as they could have gone. It may have been his seventh year at Hogwarts but the feeling of missing his friends had never truly gone away. It was a selfish thought to sneak off alone or with someone else but as they stepped out into the busy streets of London, Ted found himself wondering if it was possible.
“Sorry about her, she’s just very vocal about things.” If an apology was truly needed wasn’t entirely clear but he had offered her one just in case. “One of those people that speaks without thinking too much about what they’re going to say. But, anyway, we got one thing and now all that’s left is the candy.”
Ted knew he shouldn’t have been excited but a part of him simply couldn’t wait to see how Andromeda would react to a supermarket. Â
It could be said Andromeda wasn’t entirely fair with her initial reaction of meeting someone who was obviously close to Ted, but she didn’t see any other way. She was thrown into a strange place and lost not only to those around her, but everyone around her as well. Ted himself wasn’t even quite someone who Andromeda would say she was completely comfortable around.Â
She didn’t get a chance to respond to the girl’s list of questions--- thankfully enough, that is. She didn’t wish to come up with whatever excuse was needed and was happy to nod along to whatever it was Ted felt was appropriate to toss the girl’s way. In fact, she planned to stay out of the conversation entirely now. Music wasn’t a big interest to Andromeda, so as the two discussed that she stayed by Ted’s side, but it looked as if she wasn’t paying the pair any attention. That wasn’t true, of course--- she was hanging onto almost every word due to the fact that this part of Ted’s life interested her...even if she believed the company he kept outside of his friends from school was questionable. Then again, Andromeda didn’t even really know who he considered to be his friends at Hogwarts.
“Of course I’ll see you over break,” Clara answered with a confident smile, only turning her attention to Andromeda for a brief moment. She didn’t seem the least bit phased by her less than friendly attitude--- if anything maybe amused by it “But I sincerely hope you’re not going home for at least part of your break alone. I’m sure Ted’s Ma and Pop would be really interested in meeting you. Andromeda was it? That’s a really interesting name. I have to ask how your parents came up with that one.”
It was only then that the Slytherin turned her dark gaze back to the pair. The initial annoyance was almost gone, though she was still short with the girl. “I sincerely doubt you will see me at the Tonks’ residence for the Holidays. I’ll be home and I live rather...far from here,” Andromeda said casually enough. “But I’m named after a constellation--- it’s a reoccurring theme for names in my family. It’s also a name of a princess in a Greek mythology tale. If you’ve studied any Greek mythology you’ll likely know half of my family.” Her tone only seemed to lighten towards the end when she talked of herself and her family, and Clara seemed interested enough to nod along and keep quiet for the few short moments which Andromeda explained.
The rest of their time in the shop seemed to go along easier. Andromeda didn’t talk much and only nodded as a goodbye after Clara demanded Ted write to her more. Once they were finally walking out of the shop Andromeda glanced down when she felt Ted reach for her hand once again. This time she pulled her hand away--- not frantically like she almost wanted to the first time he reached for her hand, but firmly enough before she crossed her arms over her chest.
“I promise not to run off this time. There’s no need to be scared,” she said, glancing over at Ted. “She seems like someone who you would spend your free time with. But she seems to know you well--- she talked of your parents fondly enough. Childhood friend?”Â
“Mrs Tonks’s resemblance to her sister Bellatrix became much less pronounced: Her hair was a light soft brown and her eyes were wider and kinder.“
Charity Burbage has seemingly been cornered by two different Black family members- looks like someone isn't happy about a certain relationship.
(owl to @charity-whoisleft)
It seems you’re consistently being bothered by my family, and I don’t believe I’ve ever actually spoken to you. I haven’t bothered my cousin as of late as much as I should when it comes to the things which are surrounding him, but I’ll likely start. I haven’t even asked him if there’s any truth to these rumors, but I’m assuming there is if they’re as frequent as they are and have been.
So, if you are planning on sticking around, I suppose that means I should bother getting to know you. I at least appreciate he’s spending his free time with a Hufflepuff over a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw.
Andromeda
Has anyone else seen Andromeda Black stumbling back to her dorm with her shoes in her hands? For someone who claims she’s got everything together she seems to BARELY be holding it together when the Head Boy of all people is the one bringing her back... Since when did she decide to hangout with James Potter anyway?
@dromeda-whoisleft
So I’m very much aware of the fact that we haven’t been spending as much time as we usually do and I HIGHLY doubt this one is true… but just in case, is something going on? I won’t be upset or anything remotely close, I promise.Â
This makes it sound far more terrible than it actually was. I got caught up in a book and ended up going back to the dorm late and Potter found me while he was patrolling. And I do not stumble.
Andromeda
That’s what I wanted to say. [x]
@tedxtcnks
Ted Tonks has been spending a lot of time with Marlene, maybe he ditched whatever he was doing with Andromeda for Marlene.
tedxtcnks‌:
[ owl to Andromeda, delivered and promptly dropped on top of her head by a happier looking owl]
The Gryffindor has a name and it’s Marlene. Also, would be easier for me? You don’t honestly believe this rumor, do you? You and I both know what actually went on between the two of us and that should be more than enough. Besides, who is honestly going to believe this? But if you insist on not speaking, I’ll go along with it although arguably, this isn’t talking. So are we allowed to write to one another?
 I’m going to clearly overstep a few boundaries here but why don’t you start thinking more about yourself and not about your family name. But again, I may just be over stepping boundaries.Â
It was replicated school property and I suggested it to help a friend feel better. Not all mad sounding ideas are mad.Â
TedÂ
There is usually a grain of truth to most rumors— even the completely absurd sounding one’s. Of course there’s always exceptions to such a rule. But no, I don’t believe the rumor. People have just seen you spending time with females and are deciding to make more of a scandal about it than it actually is. At least on one end— what you do with your friends isn’t my concern. But no…this isn’t talking. I don’t mind writing to you, Edward.
You are, but I won’t be angry with you because I understand it’s likely a subject you don’t entirely understand. Family is very important to me, and I have to care about what they would think. They’re likely not going to think anything of us being seen together for a favor for someone, but if it continuously happened then that’d raise suspicion. It’s a hard topic, but it is important to me.
Your suggestions to make someone feel better are still up for question.
Andromeda
P.S. Your owl is perfect for you.
Emma Vanity seems very confident about her future career at the Ministry. Which shouldn't shock anyone, given the fact that the Former Virgin Queen has been getting down and dirty with someone who works there. Taking networking a little too far? Or just making sure she has enough favors owed to get to the top?
emma-whoisleft‌:
It’s bullshit. I worked my way to the top with hard work. I’ve never taken anything that wasn’t already owed me, and I did it the right way. My company in bed is a favors to others, not the other way around. So what if I’ve also been blowing off steam on the side? Am I not owed that, too? I’m going to sue them for everything they’re worth. Which isn’t much, but it would still be a moral victory.Â
You may want to go ahead and make that crown ahead of time. I’m willing to pull my want out on the first person who says a word of it. Other thank you fo course, my dearest. I think peonies would be a good look.
EEV
They’re tragic, bored, sad, and pathetic. Rumors about everyone have been spreading frantically. It’ll blow over--- until the next thing spreads around. Maybe it won’t be quite so connected to your taste in Ministry Workers or the status of your lack of virginity. Then again that may be the topic of the month.
I just ask you let me know if you do. I’ve been bored as of late and need a form of entertainment.
Andromeda
Has anyone else seen Andromeda Black stumbling back to her dorm with her shoes in her hands? For someone who claims she’s got everything together she seems to BARELY be holding it together when the Head Boy of all people is the one bringing her back... Since when did she decide to hangout with James Potter anyway?
[delivered by owl to @dromeda-whoisleft]
Just to make it clear, I didn’t tell anyone about this, and I don’t know how anyone found out unless you did. - JP
I frequently brag about accepting help back to my common room in the dead of night, yes. I never figured you told anyone--- not even Sirius due to the fact that I’d likely have heard his bragging before now. I only found it a few minutes prior to receiving your own letter.
But don’t worry about it. This isn’t exactly the worst thing for people to talk about. Besides, it seems most everyone believes my family has been getting closer to my cousin’s friends anyway.
Andromeda
Ted Tonks has been spending a lot of time with Marlene, maybe he ditched whatever he was doing with Andromeda for Marlene.
(owl to @tedxtcnks)
The Gryffindor is much more likely someone who would be easier for you anyway--- not that we’ve been doing anything. I’d hardly call doing a favor for someone justifiable gossip, but then again perhaps people are just ridiculously bored and have nothing better to do. Nonetheless, I ask we don’t speak for a little while. My family’s name is spoke enough I shouldn’t be doing anything which would encourage gossip, no matter how absurd it is.
It’s for the best anyway, especially if you’ve gone completely mad and plan to “blow up” the school. I just have to ask for my own curiosity: where did that one come from?
Andromeda
Emma Vanity seems very confident about her future career at the Ministry. Which shouldn't shock anyone, given the fact that the Former Virgin Queen has been getting down and dirty with someone who works there. Taking networking a little too far? Or just making sure she has enough favors owed to get to the top?
(owl to @emma-whoisleft)
Are they aware that’s likely the least far networking has been taken? I don’t entirely see what’s so wrong with this picture, anyway. Working your way to the top with favors owed to you. Nothing should come for free these days--- least of all company in bed.
I will admit I do like Former Queen Virgin, at least. If I actually hear someone call you that in public I’ll likely make you a flower crown which says it. Just make sure I have enough time to make it so you can wear it before the victim is justifiably unconscious.
Andromeda
Has anyone else seen Andromeda Black stumbling back to her dorm with her shoes in her hands? For someone who claims she’s got everything together she seems to BARELY be holding it together when the Head Boy of all people is the one bringing her back... Since when did she decide to hangout with James Potter anyway?
[owl to @dromeda-whoisleft]
I’m so proud to see you finally taking on some of the better family traditions. Rough night?
I’ve found not all of your friends to be the worst people to see throughout my life. The messy haired one isn’t as awful as I thought, and the obnoxiously tall one is tolerable. I have no opinion on the quiet one yet--- ask me again in five weeks and perhaps I’ll have an unexpected opinion on him too.
Likely no worse than your’s as of late. Trouble with your friends?
Andromeda
ANDROMEDA BLACK
she loves moonlight, and rainstorms, and so many other things that have soul.