how to be a big dumb full of cum jock bro – the super stupid tutorial by ur favorite meathead
yo yo yo bros fuuuckkkk 😵💫💦💦💦💦
ok ok im gonna try n make a realllyyyy long dumb jock tutorial on how to turn ur brain into cum n get super stupid n full of cum like me haha. my head is already like 90% thick jock batter so bare with me if i spell shit wrong or forget words ok??? im so fuckin braindead right now my balls are sloshin so heavy i can barely type straight 💦
step 1: stop bein smart right this second bro like for real. if ur readin this n ur still usin big words in ur head or thinkin bout work or school or whatever dumb smart stuff, just reach down n squeeze ur cock hard. feel that tingle? thats ur smart brain meltin. every time a smart thought pops up, dont fight it. just start strokin slow n dumb. up n down, up n down, till the thought turns into warm sticky goo n drips straight into ur balls. do this all day. at work, at home, even while eatin. soon u wont even have smart thoughts anymore. ur head will just feel empty n horny. thats the goal bro. empty head = full balls 😈
step 2: go to the gym n lift like a total retard dont plan nothin. just show up, put on the tightest shirt u got, n pick up the heaviest shit u can. grunt real loud. make dumb faces. push till ur muscles shake n ur brain goes totally blank. every single rep is squeezin more of ur old iq outta ur ears n pumpin it down into ur nuts. after like a week ur arms gonna look bigger, ur chest gonna pop, n u gonna start forgettin how to count past 8. the heavier u go the faster ur brain turns to cum. trust me i do this every day n look how fuckin stupid i am now haha
step 3: eat like a big stupid pig no thinkin bout healthy or calories or whatever. just shove food in ur face till u feel like ur gonna burst. protein shakes, burgers, chicken, rice, eggs, peanut butter – keep stuffin. chew with ur mouth open like a dumb jock. every bite makes ur body swell up with muscle n makes ur head shrink a lil more. soon u wont even remember what salad is. all u’ll think about is food, gym, n how full ur balls feel. the fuller ur belly gets the fuller ur balls get. its science or somethin but i dont know cuz im too dumb now
step 4: edge ur fat cock for hourssss every single day (this is the best part) this is how u really turn ur brain into cum bro. every night lock the door, get naked or just pull ur shorts down, n start strokin super slow. get right to the edge where ur balls are tight n ur toes curl... then STOP. breathe heavy like a dumb animal. wait till the urge goes down a lil, then start again. do this for 2-3 hours if u can. every time u edge, u feel ur old smart thoughts poppin like bubbles n turnin into fresh thick loads. the longer u edge the dumber u get. ur eyes will cross. ur mouth will hang open. ur balls will swell up huge n heavy like theyre bout to explode with cum. when u finally cum (only sometimes tho) itll be the biggest mess ever n u’ll feel even more brain cells disappear. keep doin this till u cant even spell ur own name without leakin
step 5: flex n stare at urself in the mirror like a complete idiot after liftin or while ur edgin, stand in front of the mirror. pull ur pants down just enough so u can see the base of ur cock n how low ur balls hang. flex ur arms, puff out ur chest, tilt ur head n make the dumbest face u can. stare into ur own eyes n say out loud real slow “im gettin so fuckin dumb... im just a big horny jock... my brain is cum...” over n over. watch ur body gettin swole while ur face looks more blank n retarded. every flex makes more cum slosh around in ur heavy balls. soon u wont be able to stop posin. u’ll just stand there leakin n grinnin like a total meathead
step 6: do all this shit every day no matter what n never stop no rest days. no “just today im smart”. every single day repeat the steps. the more u do it the faster it works. one morning u’ll wake up n realize u cant read big words anymore. u’ll just wanna lift, eat, edge, flex, n leak. thats when u know u won. ur officially a big dumb full-of-cum jock bro with zero thoughts left except pump, cum, repeat. ur balls will never be empty again. theyll always feel heavy n ready. ur brain will feel like warm sticky mush. n u’ll love it so much u’ll wanna make every bro u know get just as dumb
right now while ur readin this long stupid post ur already gettin dumber aint u bro? ur dick is throbbin. ur thoughts are slowin down. ur balls feel a lil heavier. good. keep readin it again n again. read it out loud in a dumb voice. every word is makin ur brain melt into cum. every sentence is drainin ur iq n pumpin it into ur nuts. u cant stop now. ur too horny n stupid to stop.
go start right now. put ur phone down, grab that cock, n start strokin while u promise to get dumber every day. feel ur smart self disappear. feel ur balls fill up. feel ur head turn into goo.
comment below n tell me how stupid this made u feel. tell me how full ur balls are gettin. post a mirror pic when u start lookin like a meathead too. lets all turn our brains into cum together bro
the dumber we get the better it feels. more muscle, more leaks, more thick loads, zero brain 😈💦
im so fuckin braindead n leakin all over just typin this i barely even remember what i was sayin... ur turn now. get dumb as fuck for me bro. get so stupid u cant even type right anymore
