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@dronecentral-blog
Megatron, but like, in a dress, yāknow?
Ah, Rush. I saw ya comment there. Not a fan of this holiday either, eh?
Not in the fragginā least. Whoever came up with thisĀ āholidayā should be fired outta Megatronās cannon straight into the slagginā sun.
āYOU FRAGGING MORON, WHATāS WRONG WITH YOU, CANāT YOU LEAVE ANYTHING ALONE THAT HAS TO DO WITH--WITH WHATEVER THIS SLAG IS??!!ā
āEhehe...sorry...I was just curious--ā
āSHUT UP! I DONāT WANNA HEAR IT!ā
Ricky blinks.
ā...curse?ā
MAGIC CARDS? WHAT?!
I love magic!! Its so energetic!
I dunno whatās happening with those card things, but I donāt want any part of it.Ā
I donāt know whatās so bad about them. I got a good card. I donāt know what theyāre supposed to do though. I donāt really know how to play.
From what I read, theyāre spose to be...magic?Ā Like, they do magical slag to you? As in, they can take everything away? Donāt really know, but I donāt like it.
I dunno whatās happening with those card things, but I donāt want any part of it.Ā
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Yeah. You know he stuck his spike in a pumpkin? He fragged it. You should tease him about it. *he snorted* I might have tricked him into it, though. *he laughs*
*he leans back and puts the stone over his chest to let it float there*
A pumpkin? Never heard of that! Sounds organic and if it is...howād you trick him into it??Ā
dronecentral:
-it takes a moment for Ricky to pick up on Allenās meaning-
Uhā¦oh! Heh, nah, you donāt wanna do that, it might actually hurt. Its got hard edges and pointy endsānot somethinā you wannaĀ āput away~ā
But, if thatās your kinda thing, go for it! Mānot here to judge!
-he lets go of Allen in favor of leaning back on his servos to watch the other drone-
Maybe if you sanded off the rough bits. I bet a talented person could even shape this like a spike~ *he joked*
Iām not that weird though, Iām not like Smokescreen. I donāt put weird things in me. I bet Alpha Trion is what started that kink of his.
*Allen moved the crystal between his hands and watched it float side to side. It was very fascinating. He even put his hand under it to make it float above his hand, that was cool too.*
This is neat, Ricky, thanks!
Yeah, they probably could! Hehe~
-he blinks at the mention of Smokescreen- The Autobot? I didnāt know any ofĀ āem were into that sorta thing. I always thought Smokescreen was a funny loudmouth that just wanted more love and attention from his peers...not that I can blame him, it feels nice to be cared for.
-he watches Allen play with the crystal and smiles at the gratitude-
No problem!Ā
dronecentral:
Hehe, why donāt you tinker with it a little bit? Nothinā dangerousāll happen but, its always fun for me to watch others figure these crystals out~
-he winks at Allen and nudges the crystal closer to him-
*Allen chirped and flicked his wings* You like to watch otherās tinker with them, eh? *he chuckled darkly* So, if I were to put this crystalĀ āawayā youād like that? *he chuckles again. But for now, heās just gonna poke at it to see what it does*
-it takes a moment for Ricky to pick up on Allenās meaning-
Uh...oh! Heh, nah, you donāt wanna do that, it might actually hurt. Its got hard edges and pointy ends--not somethinā you wannaĀ āput away~ā
But, if thatās your kinda thing, go for it! Mānot here to judge!
-he lets go of Allen in favor of leaning back on his servos to watch the other drone-
dronecentral:
Oooo. I always thought Rust Sticks were just for fliers. -heāll just casually take one and nibble on it, purring at the taste-
Wow! Theseāre great! Er, anywayā¦
-heāll pull out one of the crystals he uses-Ā
So, what I do with these is setĀ āem around me in a circle. They kinda do their own thing and float thereā¦havenāt figured out how, yet. What these babies do is absorb all the negative energy thatās pent up inside you and in the room! They act like magnets for positive energy, too, and it just feels so wonderful to feel it washing over youā¦like a fresh energon bath~ Ah~
After all is said anā done, they turn from blue to pinkish purplish. They filter the bad energy they absorbed back into positive energy for later use. You want one? I have tons ofĀ āem so, I donāt mind!
Then lets cuddle, silly!
Just for fliers? What jerk told you that? One of the fliers? They do jerk things like that.
I have more if you want some! *heās glad Ricky likes them*
Yeah! Thatās really cool that they change colors and do all the positive/negative energy stuff! *he moves to sit by Ricky and leans on him with a soft purr*
What do they do when thereās no negativity in the room?
-without hesitation, Ricky throws an arm around Allen-Ā
Nothinā. They just kinda float there if you putĀ āem on the ground. See?
-he tosses the crystal on to the floor; it rolls for a second then stays stillā¦before slowly lifting upright, hovering a few inches above the floor-
Sāpretty neat! They make great nightlights, too. Sometimes, I lineĀ āem around the tub when iām takinā an energon bath, and the atmosphere they create is really relaxing. Here, you can have this one.
-he pushes it over to Allen-Ā If youāre ever feelinā sad or something, try usinā it! You gotta concentrate a little bit, let your mind open up and the crystal does the rest!
*He giggles as Ricky puts his arm around him. He likes that very much!*
Thatās so cool! *he loves that they can float* Oh, I never thought of using them as a nightlight. Thatās a good idea. They have such a nice glow to them too. *and guess who loves glowy things?!*
*itās now glowing and floating in front of him* What happens if you poke it when itās doing that?
Hehe, why donāt you tinker with it a little bit? Nothinā dangerousāll happen but, its always fun for me to watch others figure these crystals out~
-he winks at Allen and nudges the crystal closer to him-
dronecentral:
Oooo. I always thought Rust Sticks were just for fliers. -heāll just casually take one and nibble on it, purring at the taste-
Wow! Theseāre great! Er, anywayā¦
-heāll pull out one of the crystals he uses-Ā
So, what I do with these is setĀ āem around me in a circle. They kinda do their own thing and float thereā¦havenāt figured out how, yet. What these babies do is absorb all the negative energy thatās pent up inside you and in the room! They act like magnets for positive energy, too, and it just feels so wonderful to feel it washing over youā¦like a fresh energon bath~ Ah~
After all is said anā done, they turn from blue to pinkish purplish. They filter the bad energy they absorbed back into positive energy for later use. You want one? I have tons ofĀ āem so, I donāt mind!
Then lets cuddle, silly!
Just for fliers? What jerk told you that? One of the fliers? They do jerk things like that.
I have more if you want some! *heās glad Ricky likes them*
Yeah! Thatās really cool that they change colors and do all the positive/negative energy stuff! *he moves to sit by Ricky and leans on him with a soft purr*
What do they do when thereās no negativity in the room?
-without hesitation, Ricky throws an arm around Allen-Ā
Nothinā. They just kinda float there if you putĀ āem on the ground. See?
-he tosses the crystal on to the floor; it rolls for a second then stays still...before slowly lifting upright, hovering a few inches above the floor-
Sāpretty neat! They make great nightlights, too. Sometimes, I lineĀ āem around the tub when iām takinā an energon bath, and the atmosphere they create is really relaxing. Here, you can have this one.
-he pushes it over to Allen-Ā If youāre ever feelinā sad or something, try usinā it! You gotta concentrate a little bit, let your mind open up and the crystal does the rest!
dronecentral replied to your post: I thought you said you were busy, Bee!
Ricky: Donāt worry, Allen! You can hang with me!
!!
Iād love that!
Whaddya wanna do? Some Cyberturkey stuff? *he snerks*
Wanna get some snacks? Wanna cuddle?
Well, only if you wanna do that. A lotta bots find it pretty boring, though, since you just sit around and meditate usinā crystals.
But, yeah, we could get some snacks! In fact,Ā I have some energon crisps right here! -he digs into his subspace and pulls out a half-eaten container of them-
Theyāre my favorite! Want some?
I love cuddling, we can totally do that.
I dunno about sitting around with crystals, but I do enjoy looking at them and wouldnāt mind knowing what they do!
Sure! Iāll share my rust sticks with ya!
I am so glad youāre up for cuddles. I have a need.
Oooo. I always thought Rust Sticks were just for fliers. -heāll just casually take one and nibble on it, purring at the taste-
Wow! Theseāre great! Er, anyway...
-heāll pull out one of the crystals he uses-Ā
So, what I do with these is setĀ āem around me in a circle. They kinda do their own thing and float there...havenāt figured out how, yet. What these babies do is absorb all the negative energy thatās pent up inside you and in the room! They act like magnets for positive energy, too, and it just feels so wonderful to feel it washing over you...like a fresh energon bath~ Ah~
After all is said anā done, they turn from blue to pinkish purplish. They filter the bad energy they absorbed back into positive energy for later use. You want one? I have tons ofĀ āem so, I donāt mind!
Then lets cuddle, silly!
dronecentral replied to your post: I thought you said you were busy, Bee!
Ricky: Donāt worry, Allen! You can hang with me!
!!
Iād love that!
Whaddya wanna do? Some Cyberturkey stuff? *he snerks*
Wanna get some snacks? Wanna cuddle?
Well, only if you wanna do that. A lotta bots find it pretty boring, though, since you just sit around and meditate usinā crystals.
But, yeah, we could get some snacks! In fact,Ā I have some energon crisps right here! -he digs into his subspace and pulls out a half-eaten container of them-
Theyāre my favorite! Want some?
I love cuddling, we can totally do that.
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I saw that like, Ricky. Want me to introduce you to the blueberry captain himself?
IāD LOVE TO MEET HIM!