in medias res

jake | xxvi | adl | star wars | marvel | twitter/ig/snapchat: dropkickjake

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[missharleenfquinzel]

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

[missharleenfquinzel]

HOEHIBITION 

[rai-r]

@zurichphotographer/instagram

[recaption]

[allthingseurope]

Haute-Savoie, France (by justin holding)

[allthingseurope]

Mont Saint-Michel, France (by Memoire2cite)

[oddness]

things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up 

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping

[hxmidea]

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

[medieval-castle]

Burg Castel Taufers by  blackmountain__

[gangsters-wife]

[plantfunerals]

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

[frogmp3]

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality

[lioness--hart]

I’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life

[onezia-deactivated20161019]

[samelkinsphoto]

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[aestum]

(by chrisbeetham)

[rose-bleu]

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

[everything-thing]

Kasteel de Haar, Netherlands |een_wasbeer