Dr. Crane, one of the other doctors said I have to get something called ECT. What is that?
Firstly, I thought I made it clear that you are to never listen to any doctor that isn’t me.
But in this case, they have actually given you a good prescription. ECT, better known as Evangelical Christian Treatment, is where a psychologist goes to the tried and true traditions of Bible times in order to assist their patients. And it is almost always a success, assuming you rate ‘patient death’ as a success, which I of course do because technically you are no longer insane once dead.
For you, I’m thinking your treatment should commence with a nice public stoning, followed by nailing you to a cross, and then if we have time I think I’ll drop you into a pit of lions. If that doesn’t get you mentally healthy, then I don’t think I’ll have much else for you.












