Dr Stanley

Chief Surgeon aboard HMS Erebus

[drstephenstanley]

just checked and yuuuuup im a surgeon

[drstephenstanley]

All of me is dripping

[dundysoup]

SNIP HIS TOES OFF SATURDAY! 🦶🏻✂️🍾

[drstephenstanley]

the nude year

[drstephenstanley]

throwing basketballs at peoples heads

[drstephenstanley]

what the Dickens is a basketball

[drstephenstanley]

is this ting on

[drstephenstanley]

clitorical question

[drstephenstanley]

cousin shack

[echo-heo]

Dude I could make caviar out of a surgeon's eggs

[drstephenstanley]

[drstephenstanley]

thinking really jard

[drstephenstanley]

thell never kill me im unkillable

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[ltgore]

everyone is dead

[apjvff]

do you cum a little when you see me make a post after a period of no activity?

[drstephenstanley]

[erebusanatomist48]

Harry,

An update. Lieutenant Irving has been kidnapped by mutineers and is currently out on the ice with Lieutenants Graham Gore and Charlie Des Voeux as well as able seaman Thomas Hartnell from the Erebus, caulker's mate Cornelius Hickey from the Terror, and gunroom steward Thomas Armitage from the Terror. I assure you Lieutenant Irving is in good hands, and we are doing the best we can to ensure he returns to the Terror safely. I am imposing a curfew currently. Reach the Terror, let me know when you arrive, and do not leave. It is not safe to be on the ice.

Yours,

Jas

Oh, good Lord!

I did not wish for this.

I...I will take the proper precautions and head to Terror straight away. I must alert everyone to the current situation.

@asleepmottley You, as my assistant, will be in charge of Erebus' sickbay until further notice, as @drstephenstanley is working through (what i suspect to be) dementia.

[drstephenstanley]

Lieutenant Irving has been kidnapped by mutineers. Are you a bad enough dude to kiss me with tongue ?