Whimsy and Madness

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[ameliaglitter]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate that AO3 now has different tags for Mpreg | Male Pregnancy and Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy. Because the former is a squick for me, and the latter is normal.

[ameliaglitter]

Meet Soot Sprite. She's weird, and I love her.

[ameliaglitter]

Hi, long time no post.

[mephistopheles]

stargate is a funny tv show because in addition to ur standard "dead" and "alive" they have a secret third thing (rising out of yr mortal body to become an energy beacon of light in another galaxy which is simultaneously an objectively shitty midwestern american diner)

[velvetwar]

In Stargate I love how Sam is almost never the damsel in distress. It's Daniel who's usually the damsel in distress.

[magnetic-rose]

I made a post similar to this before but if Stargate: Atlantis was airing today the McKay love would be so intense. He’s literally THE blorbo blueprint. he’s wet, he’s pathetic, he’s whiny, he’s a coward, he’s the bravest man in the world, he has incredible character growth, he accidentally destroyed a solar system, he saved the world countless times, he’s annoying, he cares about his friends, he’s nd coded. he’s such a fully developed and complicated character played by a genuinely talented actor.

don’t even get me started on McShep lol. the only reason it lost the shipping poll so bar (rip) is because it’s an older fandom. McShep makes me feral fr fr.

[ameliaglitter]

I am in shock and crying. I just got the email from the Dept of Education that my student loans are going to be forgiven. I just keep looking at the email. I don't know what to do with myself. $6.5k debt will be gone. Just. Gone.

[ameliaglitter]

I have yet to receive a follow-up email saying, "SIKE!"

[ameliaglitter]

I am in shock and crying. I just got the email from the Dept of Education that my student loans are going to be forgiven. I just keep looking at the email. I don't know what to do with myself. $6.5k debt will be gone. Just. Gone.

[ameliaglitter]

Coming home from visiting my parents really sucked today. I walked into my apartment and called for Callie like I always have and it took me a second to realize why she didn't come greet me. 😥

[ameliaglitter]

I leave tumblr for a bit and suddenly there is booping.

[accidentalkilljoys]

What order do you take pills in?

If you take more than one kind of pill at a time, what order do you take the pills in?

In order of how important I think each medication is

In order of size: largest first

In order of size: smallest first

In color order

A secret, fifth option

I don't take any pills regularly

Voting ended onMar 24, 2024

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

when I saw the original I didn’t laugh but this sent me

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[thedeathdeelers]

all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

[moncuries]

fire lord zuko and his very close friend ambassador Sokka thanks to the canadian museum of history for its archive of inuit and cree clothing that i referenced :] some beading inspired by Paatlirmiut

[ameliaglitter]

Theory about "The Watcher House"

There was a murder and literal skeleton(s) are in the walls.