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Big for spring. Kinda big for hope too if you’ve been having a severe deficiency you know

#yeah they discovered a planet where after every depressing cold winter flowers still bloom all on their own #and they’re calling it earth #Spotify

Godddddd remember when Nancy was like I fucking hate the clash and Jonathan was like I threw away your ugly pink sweater and Nancy was like I don’t want to marry you and Jonathan was like thank fucking god I don’t want to marry you either…. Guys we got them out…. 🫶🫶🫶🫶

#the all time incredible high I got from that scene….. nothing is ever gonna top it I fear #I’m gonna go the rest of my life and never again feel the pure and genuine love and elation I felt during the jancy breakup….#mind you. before I get hater allegations. I fuck heavy with jancy. but this is bigger than jancy….#jancy breakup was a win for feminism a win for freedom a win for truth and justice and NOT the American way fuck that #it was a win for me…. it was so beautiful

They should make it possible for me to rip out my uterus with my bare hands and then run it over with my car.

#we went to the moon. make pain meds for period cramps work. what the hell

ava-deb

Well, if you fuck that nympho trophy wife and Kelly finds out, I will never get that jumpsuit!

HACKS: S05E07 "Montecito"

#Deborah getting jealous at the thought of Ava cheating on her while they’re fake dating was crazyyyy #which could mean nothing as they say #hacks hbo

nocterm

#many such cases

this year i finally decided i wanted to really finish reading picnic at hanging rock (don't worry about how long ago i tried to read it the first time) and i DID do it but the thing of it is. that book is lowkey not very good.....

#1975 movie still good though #2018 miniseries? have yet to rewatch but i will report back to let you know if it's still good #i imagine so. can't see why not i love gay people #i will however be gatekeeping the one very tantalizing piece of info that would make all you people want to watch it though #'beth why are you gatekeeping...' because if you haven't used a search engine about this by now i cannot imagine you gaf. i'm gatekeeping..

Guys this byler shit is serious have you heard

#that damn fanfiction….. it’s serious.

They should let me put on a resume that I’m a fan of reading books but not in the way where it’s fairy smut at the writing level of a typical ya novel from 2007. How can I express that I’m literate and smart and better than most people fr

#trying to lock in but the way I have like. nothing good to say on here #I’ve lowkey had one job it’s just they promoted me a bunch of times :/

Dude I’m always saying this too

Meg stalter saying that if Paul was ever in another comedy duo she would be sick and she would unlike all his instagram posts and never speak to him again and then Paul downs saying that if meg was ever in another comedy duo he’d commit a vehicular manslaughter… they’re perfect…. Hacks should have gone on forever for them….

My Jimmy and kayla forever….

Yo does anyone wanna meet up and die…

#my new perfect Fanfiction……

nicollekidman

me and who genuinely me and WHOOOOOO

#perfection no notes #meg stalter

fanfiction update already life might be beautiful actually

#well that'll be our palette cleanser after this stupid book is done thoroughly pissing me the fuck off today.

Ok book is maybe getting better or I annoyed myself out and now I’m neutral idk. Characterization still insane. That’s not mike fr. And well. The disrespect to the show’s lowkey easy as fuck to follow canon timeline is laughable. You’re gonna sit there and tell me you’re a fan of the show and then you fuck up the canon timeline this bad…. AND you don’t understand these characters at all? That’s crazy. Average season three glazer. I digress. Anyway. I liked the part where in that group scene el kept looking over at Will and noticing how he was reacting to everything the others said and worrying about him. Exactly. Don’t know why we were acting like she’d never thought about him before earlier that was crazy. As if her whole fucking life isn’t all about trying to save him. And that’s not necessarily a good thing but it is the truth

#I also don’t like that I can tell Jennifer primarily writes ya romance about characters older than this #she’s making them sound/act like they’re 16. they’re 14. there’s a big difference girl!

Living in Texas is hardly a moral failing but moving to Texas after living and being from somewhere else is surely something crazy.

#sorry doing a hater ass deep dive on my new enemy Jennifer #disney adult. lives in Texas. annoying voice. i need to fight her

flyinghellfish

#how it genuinely feels

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