Actual BoJack Horseman

call me hazel Aphrodite :: Venus lovely and passenger. little monster. parrothead. deadhead. musicals. psychedelic rock. more fandoms than I care to count. 420 blaze it. don't be afraid to ask for help or for a shoulder to cry on. always dream of moonchasing equality.

[tomnooks]

Hard at work

[vera-crossing]

pretty proud of my black bathroom

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

it's so beautiful i-

[mayohr]

There was a double rainbow for the first time on my island today

[thegamefreaks]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

Oh wow. I didn’t know I needed to hear this.

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

How tf can people call their islands "complete" already? I mean.. there are updates coming and new stuff, you know? Are you in hurry or anything?

[speremint]

I forgot I told my villagers to call me “thot” and I had a stroke…

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

Lmao. Cute island btw

[a-mobile-opponent]

Chief teaches Benjamin the f word

[leefi]

[mykonorii-deactivated20210324]

ahAHAHA OMG

[left-reminders]

[ruinedchildhood]

[despazito]

stage 1 emo/weeb phase board

[just-shower-thoughts]

This week has shown that every post-apocalyptic grocery store filled with shelves of items in movies is now one of the most unbelievable story points.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Collectively, as a species, this is probably the cleanest our hands have ever been.

[omghotmemes]

This billboard sign

[kafk-a]

Mary Oliver

[nessa007]

#my last few brain cells

[foxdearr-deactivated20210115]

when sappho said “in the crooks of your body i find my religion” and when hozier said “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you”