me & the moon

I'm Ashton, I'm twenty years old from Hornsby, Australia and I'm the drummer for a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. It's possible that you've heard of us.

[audreyfckx-blog]

I don’t know if you should find out or not..

[drummerirwins]

Probably best if I don't. I've walked in on one two many awkward situations with the crew here, don't know if I can do it again. 

[drummerirwins]

I just heard a very girlish scream come from the room next to mine but I'm almost positive the assistant tour manager is the only one in there... 

[drummerirwins]

Text ☂ Ashton & Lia

Lia: Dude, you leave your shit everywhere. I have three of your stupid shirts in my suitcase, come get them you lazy ass.

Lia: Or should I leave them in a secret location for you to pick up at a later date? Wouldn't want to piss off the ball and ch- I mean girlfriend :)

Ashton: Right, I was wondering where those went. Uh... You left some, underwear in my room, so I have those.

Ashton: I don't know what you're talking about Lia, there's no need to be rude about anything.

[alxctocxrrow-deactivated2022032]

Is it bad that I wanna put on Leeroy’s costume and wig just for good old days?

[drummerirwins]

I don't think anyone's stoping you. Personally I loved leroy, he has a special place in my heart. 

[anarchy-ft-deactivated20141211]

Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.

[drummerirwins]

Wow, did you make this one up yourslelf , Horan?

[theannagrey-blog]

I don’t approve of the fact that I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten nothing done since Friday.

[drummerirwins]

Everyone deserves a little bit of rest right?

[shxtmichael]

Ash.. A-A-Ash whatever you do.. Just… Just….

[drummerirwins]

What's up with you Mikey? Why are you acting so strange?

[incidentcarrow-deactivated20220]

That is just… Nope. Okay, can I just run out now? Oh, wait, I can’t. What the hell is going on?!

[drummerirwins]

I mean you can try but for some reason I can't get off my floor. I think the elevators are down and I've yet to find stairs. This hotel is ridiculous.

[iksumin-deactivated20170211]

Your drumsticks are stuck in the wall? How is that even possible?! Okay, it’s official. This place is no joke.

[drummerirwins]

I wish I could tell you. I can't get them out either, not that they're in any way salvageable. Oh it's a huge joke, and when I find out whoever did this they'll have hell to pay. 

[rcseqvrtz-deactivated20230430]

Your drumsticks are stuck in the wall? What the actual hell is going on?! 

[drummerirwins]

Honestly this is getting ridiculous. Whoever is doing this is putting a lot of effort in and it's not funny anymore. It was funny when they locked me in my room and wrote on my wall in red paint but now they've gone too far. 

[felixfxck-blog]

A-Ashton..? P-please make the walls stop moving..

[drummerirwins]

Hey, Whoa, Astrid are you okay? What's going on?

[drummerirwins]

Okay seriously what the fuck. Who was the right asshole who thought it would be funny to break every single one of my drumsticks in half and shove them into my wall. 

[drummerirwins]

@Calum5SOS: @Ashton5SOS I've been missed? Well geez, you should give me a bear hug.

@Ashton5SOS: @Calum5SOS I'm walking over to your room as we speak. Just you wait.

[drummerirwins]

@Calum5SOS: @Ashton5SOS I'm applauding from afar

@Ashton5SOS: @Calum5SOS Why so far away, Cal? I miss you, come closer.

[teasetheteasdale]

Just when I forget how big of a dork you are, you go and do something like this and completely redeem yourself.

[drummerirwins]

I've got to keep the persona up somehow, right? Can't have people thinking I'm anything less than a complete imbecile.

[drummerirwins]

Text ✐ Lia & Ashton

Lia: You don't have to apologize, I'm not hurt at all. That would require caring in the first place :)

Lia: Well if your girlfriend doesn't want you to be around me then we better stop hanging out. We were never good at just hanging out in the first place so it isn't much of a loss tbh.

Ashton: Right... Okay, it's good to know that we're.... On the same page?

Ashton: Yeah, we probably should not do that any more. It always seemed to lead to, activities.

Ashton: Uh... I guess I'll see you at the next sound check?

[drummerirwins]

Text ✐ Lia & Ashton

Lia: Yeah no, it's fine whatever. It was just kind of a shock.

Lia: A warning would have been nice, y'know to find a replacement and shit. I don't care Ashton, it was just rlly weird to find out this way when you've nEVER mentioned her before. She must be cool, I'm happy for you.

Lia: No shit Sherlock, of course it has to stop. I may be a hoe but I'm not a home wrecker.

Ashton: Right.. I'm sorry, that was really stupid of me of course it has to stop I was just stating the obvious.

Ashton: I don't really know how to react in these situations to be honest... Where do we go from here? I mean, Lia you're an awesome person and I'd hate to lose you as a friend because of this. but i don't know how awkward this is going to be between us...

Ashton: and i don't know if Zoe is all that comfortable with me being around you after... everything.