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Hi I'm Cass/Keyleth (see my main for more on my names etc), I use all pronouns.

I enjoy vodka, Chardonnay, spiked iced tea and mint or mango flavoured vapes.

This blog is a space for me to talk about alcohol and nicotine and the very rare use of weed

That includes discussion of my vaping habits, moments that happen between friends esp related to getting high, use of weed for my pain in ways like bath soap and a space for me to ramble when I'm tipsy, buzzed or drunk. That also includes being a space for me to complain about hangovers.

This blog is created generally so I don't have to trigger tag posts on my main, but I will still do that if I post there about those things instead of here.

I'm 22 and Canadian so you don't have to worry about any of this being illegal /silly

Ask game

I need my friends to understand that when they ask me about a drink I have or try it

They should always assume it has vodka.

How many times have they seen me with a drink and it's been vodka

There is maybe 1 or 2 semi regular drinks I get that are not vodka, everything else I drink is some sort of mix with vodka and I rarely ever drink anything else

And they all know this

Yet

They continue to ask what alcohol I want or have like my default ISNT A SCREW DRIVER

GUYS VODKA IS MY POISON

IF YOURE TRYING THE COCKTAIL I HAVE ITS GONNA HAVE VODKA IN IT YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

#about last night #friend tried my comfort cherry vodka soda drink #said it tasted awful and proceeded to ask what the alcohol in it was #like he didnt know i always have vodka cocktails at the bar #dude you know me #we go here all the time #YOU DRINK A VODKA COCKTAIL REGULARLY TOO #very likey the cherry in it that made it overlysweet mixed with the carbonated pop beverage also being sweet and sugary #but i still really like it #usually 7up or sprite #mixed alcoholic beverages #alcohol #vodka #sober posting #elf rants

The fact that I'm out of nicotine is really getting to me

Here's hoping I can last till my drag show and earn enough from tips for a new vape

All vapes I have rn are empty so they taste hella fucking burnt when I use them

I wont be able to buy a new one till the 9th if at all

It's messing with me and I hate it

#nicotine #vape talk

Some weird cis dude just asked if he could hit my vape -_-

#drunk elf

I think my routine here has become:

Twisted tea then either a single or double screwdriver

Possibly a shot

Ride the buzz the rest of the night

#drunk elf

faesblood

I need to get it over with...

drunk-elf

It's like I have to get drunk in order to be chill and stable enough to get my words out without panicking, I can't just tell her normally or I'll have an anxiety attack

She's so hard to talk to she can't leave me alone she has to message me on every social she has me on

Fuck

glughs

wine-divinic

a gender [🍷😇] connected to wine being divine, divine wine, or any other interpretation.

feel free to use (divinic made by me [@glughs])

#intoxicated hoard

We have this blog we might as well use it

We were taking a smoke break (vaping) outside and one of our regulars spotted us and snuggly cane over to go

"you smoke?" With fake surprise before walking away giggling

He's so silly I love him

Sometimes our elderly customers aren't so bad

#buzzed ramblings #vape talk

Pretty sure we're a little hungover today

Not great, we have work later

#sparrow posting

Got a little drunk and cried over fourth of July by Sufjan Stevens again tonight

#buzzed ramblings #honey wine

I just read leadership as lesbians

Drunk and gay everyone

#drunk elf #buzzed ramblings

Anyway

This is yummy :)

#sparkling mead #honey wine #drunk elf #buzzed ramblings #alcohol #mead #wine #pollen angels #queens nectar #queen's nectar #recommended beverages

Finally drinking the Mead I've had for a few days sitting untouched

Waited for a chance to have it but been so active that I came home too exhausted and fell asleep before I could

I seriously need a break from socializing

I'm actually so annoyed with this friend for being pushy about hanging out everytime I'm not at work that I'm drinking it now when I have work tomorrow

I'll be fine, it's a buzz and the can is almost empty so I won't wake up with a hangover but Jesus Christ

I wanted this to be a treat not a thing to take the edge off..

Fuck

#drunk elf #buzzed ramblings #honey wine #sparkling mead #elf rants

Pizza, cider and god of war

Hey sober me

Do I actually flirt like that without drinking

Outside of c.ai?

Does alcohol really chill me out enough to not get so flustered I can't speak?

Or can I still talk like that sober?

Cuz damn I wanna flirt like that more

#drunk elf #buzzed ramblings #question to my sober self #tipsy posting

I have 2 bottles of cider I might just drink one like

Fuck everything get me drunk I'm miserable rn

I won't and I shouldn't but I'm tempted and I want to

#drunk elf

YouTube does not have anything good to watch while you're drunk or drinking other than vine compilations

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