Fang Leone

max verstappen's toxic lawyer || 3316

[scuderiamint]

// Do you ever get the feeling Everyone is staring at me? //

[scuderiamint]

i know it's just people going wild but the idea of vcarb being rebranded under verstappen racing is so funny like i don't think that's what the other teams had in mind when they said red bull shouldn't have two teams

now thats an angle i had not thought about or seen anyone talk about but fuck it, lets make Verstappen F1 Racing an actual thing

[scuderiamint]

genuinely dreamt about maxcedes last night like they released a whole auraful announcement video of max joining merc PLS SPEED I NEED THIS😭why did i have to wake up

damn youre already getting flashes of the future

[scuderiamint]

italians talking about alpine alonso, okay

[scuderiamint]

apart from the car being abyssmal and max not even having the energy to be mad about it, i am really not liking the tone coming from the team. they keep saying stuff about 'learning' and keep apologising... where is the fire guys? where is the evil energy?

some of the comments in general are kinda.. questionable from the team members, their tone is something to def keep an eye on as we move forward

[scuderiamint]

max should have signed with merc last year. it's going to be a lot more complicated this year if george starts actually performing/meets his contract metrics and the fact they've now got a very dominant driver in kimi. i hope the ship hasn't sailed for max on that one

he literally could not have done anything last year unless he himself or merc bought his contract out, his performance exit clause did not trigger

[scuderiamint]

https://www.tumblr.com/scuderiamint/819237757184557056/mercedes-milking-the-fact-that-kim-k-grabbed

I didn’t mean TikTok. It was after the fp2, when they didn’t cut tv immediately. Cameraman was showing Kimi in the garage and one of merc employees had a towel, wrapped with ribbon and written something like “to Kimi”

oh 😭😭 i dont think ive ever watched the fp sessions beyond the end of the session, but ig they saw people still talking about it and the marketing team grabbed onto it lmao

[maxcore]

if i dont get a max marc pic this weekend i will do something drastic

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 12, 2026 by Kym Illman

[scuderiamint]

I fully think that max will sign with Mercedes by the end of this month because of his contract clause I think this weekend will be the concrete for max to realize rbr is dead (or he doesn’t and stays which will be really dumb)

Hopefully 🤞

i think well get an announcement by summer break or zandvoort if it happens, but realistically he should have time to do it until october

[scuderiamint]

Mercedes milking the fact that Kim K grabbed kimi’s towel in Monaco is not cute or funny. At this point it’s just cringe 😬

It’s Barcelona time already. LET IT GO

ive fully only seen one video of this, but apparently even my sister got multiple posts and asked me why people care so much lmao

[scuderiamint]

it took lewis like 4 years to move on from merc only for merc to get good now while ferrari continue to suffer the horrors. reckon we should be careful what we wish for 😂😂

difference here is that merc fell apart at the START of a reg cycle, rbr started falling apart in the middle of a reg cycle that produced them the most dominant season in f1, not to mention how the rbr that existed during the wdc years literally doesnt exist anymore, you have like a handful of core people left, with even someone like gp dipping

but if you wanna equate the two, then simply the fact that i dont wanna see max bum it in a shit version of his wdc team for multiple years is enough reason for me to want him to leave

[scuderiamint]

the thing i'm worried about is max wanting for everything to work out with rbr too much and wanting to believe it will get better. (max it won't. please please leave)

unless max is fully prepared to help build this team up again while sacrificing the small amount of time he'll realistically still be here for that he could spend winning, he aint sticking around

[scuderiamint]

why are you so convinced on maxcedes all of a sudden when before you talking about maxlaren?

maxlaren is funny and pisses people off, maxcedes is more realistic especially with the amount of "coincidences" that keep taking place

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just pure speculation and vibes, how confident are you that maxcedes will happen? and do you think if austria upgrades look good they might sway max to stay or he's past that point now? cuz i feel like even if he wins austria it's still not enough, we know red bull they will show up next weekend with a midfield car again

im currently at like a 7 or 8/10 on maxcedes, heavily influenced by how much rbr is pissing me off

those austria upgrades would have to catapult max to be able to directly fight the merc for them to have a genuine influence on his decision, which i do NOT trust this team with

rbr is too unpredictable rn

[scuderiamint]

got sidetracked so fuckin hard rn by another one of connor's weird brain child short films

i wanna examine the brain of director connor so badly

[scuderiamint]

The track is atrocious rn tho. That hamilton lap was absolute trash

nothing looks good so far 😭😭