Fang Leone

max verstappen's toxic lawyer || 3316

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// Do you ever get the feeling Everyone is staring at me? //

[grogumaximus]

14.06.2026 Spanish Grand Prix – Photo by Vladimir Rys

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wtf is max's latest instagram story....

helmet reveal for the home races probs

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Look I need him in mercedes cause I can't watch him bum around with the french any longer but damn something (everything) about Toto getting his hands on Max doesn't sit right with me 😔

got a shiver down my spine at the mention of the french

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Ferrari drama. From what I can see there are multiple things going on which is why the posts are so confusing to follow. I think some of it is because there are Charles fans who only care about Charles and then there are Charles fans who are also Ferrari fans, both of which are valid. So some Charles fans were celebrating Lewis’ win which made other Charles fans angry and accusing them of not supporting Charles enough. Then there were LH fans taking Chirlie posts out of context and accusing them of being racist and saying they should kill themselves. Then there were LH fans saying LH should now be prioritised and saying Charles can’t handle the pressure. They are making out like Charles is an awful driver just because he has had a few issues lately and they are forgetting the year LH had last year. It’s all over the place, I can’t keep up. 

ive now also gotten two rundowns of this in dms and my god everyone take a breather for 2 seconds at least 😭

also any time anyone does the "you should be happy your favs teammate did well or you arent a real fan" ? okay ? who made you mayor of real fans, literally who tf are you 😭😭

also i find it so unbelievably funny that people will spend months ragging on rbr for their Very Clear and Simple driver hierarchy but will turn around at the first good result and say "first and second driver dynamic time 😃😃 ??"

ferrari would literally double stack even if it means both drivers would be forced to essentially serve the penalty only one of them got in the name of 'fairness', do you Really think that team has it within themselves to back a proper First and Second driver dynamic

their strategy team has the object permanence of a toddler when they arent looking at both drivers at the same time

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Not rbr shamelessly posting a pic of post barc lewis and max and captioning it "excited for the battles to come" when we're literally waiting for a hypothetical ozempic shot

Battles to come don't pmo😭 the battle is will we dnf faster than the other ferrari

if we erased merc and mcl and then also lost car weight and upgraded our car properly and got the balance and general set up of it right for once, then yeah maybe we could see a battle there 🩷

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sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

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🇪🇸 Barcelona 2026

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Gabi checking the state of his tyres post-race

(via mxverschaos on x)

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[drawballa]

📞😴

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*touches the dash filled with vague posts* theres discourse happening Somewhere about Something

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If Max stays istg... the only bright side is that Charles did him a solid and he wouldnt be the only dummy on the grid

damn...😔😔😔

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i really don't see merc as a viable option for max anymore. with toto already talking about introducing team orders etc, how would that play out trying to have two dominant drivers in one team next season? I feel like increasingly merc are going to want someone who can play a second driver role for kimi unless kimi crashes out hard the second half of this season. i'm jumping back on the maxlaren delusional train bc I think with unfolding team dynamics it would make more sense

i can see why youd feel like that but imo (as much as it pains me to say this) toto is a very smart team principal in the sense that he understands that kimi is FAR too inexperienced to be the team leading first driver rn, he Needs both experience and also someone to directly learn from. cuz he is absolutely the future of merc for years to come

this imo is where max comes in, he would be an experienced driver who is not only used to being a team leader but is also a reliable driver who you can count on in every situation. he would be the perfect direct influence for kimi, providing a way for him to gain the easiest and best experience for his position as a future team leader

all the while providing merc with some of the best data and information about the car's performance on the grid.

plus at the end of the day, max and kimi would be like THE line up toto would ever want regardless of any logic

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I think we need a prayer circle because his loyal ass is going to be tempted to stay with Red Bull.

dw i grabbed mii max and shook him around for a sec to clear his head from the misguided loyalty

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if max stays in rbr after all of this edging, he can expect a visitor behind his front door as he so kindly let us know the exact building and floor 🩷

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more life updates: managed to bag two more job interviews for tomorrow so im gonna run from one to the next at around noon lmao