Fang Leone

max verstappen's toxic lawyer || 3316

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// Do you ever get the feeling Everyone is staring at me? //

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[drawballa]

📞😴

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*touches the dash filled with vague posts* theres discourse happening Somewhere about Something

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If Max stays istg... the only bright side is that Charles did him a solid and he wouldnt be the only dummy on the grid

damn...😔😔😔

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i really don't see merc as a viable option for max anymore. with toto already talking about introducing team orders etc, how would that play out trying to have two dominant drivers in one team next season? I feel like increasingly merc are going to want someone who can play a second driver role for kimi unless kimi crashes out hard the second half of this season. i'm jumping back on the maxlaren delusional train bc I think with unfolding team dynamics it would make more sense

i can see why youd feel like that but imo (as much as it pains me to say this) toto is a very smart team principal in the sense that he understands that kimi is FAR too inexperienced to be the team leading first driver rn, he Needs both experience and also someone to directly learn from. cuz he is absolutely the future of merc for years to come

this imo is where max comes in, he would be an experienced driver who is not only used to being a team leader but is also a reliable driver who you can count on in every situation. he would be the perfect direct influence for kimi, providing a way for him to gain the easiest and best experience for his position as a future team leader

all the while providing merc with some of the best data and information about the car's performance on the grid.

plus at the end of the day, max and kimi would be like THE line up toto would ever want regardless of any logic

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I think we need a prayer circle because his loyal ass is going to be tempted to stay with Red Bull.

dw i grabbed mii max and shook him around for a sec to clear his head from the misguided loyalty

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if max stays in rbr after all of this edging, he can expect a visitor behind his front door as he so kindly let us know the exact building and floor 🩷

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more life updates: managed to bag two more job interviews for tomorrow so im gonna run from one to the next at around noon lmao

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ah so the "weight reduction in austria" we have been hyping is only a "hopefully" situation

cool thank dude

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night shifts will have you go through every emotion possible from "i am going to quit mid shift, everyone wants me to DIE" to "damn im so fuckin good at this, these people LOVE me"

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every kax photo really is just the "keep fuckin my girl, i dont even care anymore" meme

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I am starting to see posts screaming about the lh win, time to log tf off

meet my favorite feature of social media, mute words/terms

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...wym max was on the verge of a gearbox failure at the end of the race

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i feel no joy towards your achievements on track anymore kimi

you are an enemy and i hope this was the last time i have to bear witness to you in front of the grid, uncooked pasta boy

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maybe i am magic

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Hi don't know what you're opinion on brocedes but as i was about to close the stream the chat suddenly lost its mind because Nico is doing the interviews which yes on the 10 year anniversary of their crash and let me tell you Lewis is looking everywhere but Nico so at least I watched as Lewis gets tortured after all that

theres a level 90 cataclysmic rpf event taking place rn and im way too mentally exhausted to pay attention 😞

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now i gotta prep for another practice night shift....