Fang Leone

max verstappen's toxic lawyer || 3316

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// Do you ever get the feeling Everyone is staring at me? //

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..... Did u give the Spain trophy to any of ur mii's?

imma be honest i could Not figure out which trophy they were using this weekend, just found the madring one

so this weekend will be the "neutral" test weekend and then we try again with mii max in austria

im conducting only the most important experiments

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i got back from the 12 hour practice night shift at like 8:30 am and just fell asleep so i am So incredibly out of it rn and the race is in two hours 🫩🫩

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Whyyyy does Max only have 1 set of hards omg he is gonna die

tbf the hards Are horrendous under his car but at this point which of the tires arent... very interesting to see that max is the ONLY driver with 2 new mediums and one of 3 people to Have to do a double medium stint tho

cuz i would be very surprised if anyone really tried a soft start with this level of deg and temps

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Don't want George to win bcs ugh

Cannot have kimi winning bcs streak needs to be broken he needs to be stopped

Don't want lewis to win it's the wrong red car

Don't want Lando to win bcs even tho I am kinda fond of him outside of the race smth about him winning pmo I like him only when he's losing

They should all think about me personally and explode their engines it's so rude

Maybe if boycar got a TASTE of p1 podium he'll start trying proper

at this point ill take anyone but kimi winning tomorrow's race cuz im learning that in the midst of the hate watches, there are bigger enemies

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max saying he thought P3 was possible if it wasn't for that final sector gives me delusional hope that the car does have potential. hope the upgrades at austria close the gap and put us up there competing

our s3 has been bad all weekend with no fixes so ehh idk, the first two sectors were By far some of his best performances so far tho

potential has always been in the car, its the execution of the engineering thats not there unfortunately... i dont have Massive hopes for the austria stuff, i just wanna see the car actually drivable without max needing to fight it for a full lap

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Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 13, 2026 by Steven Tee

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Wache seat being safer than Hadjar's / are we watching the same F1 season? Hadjar is Mekies’ protege and Red bull’s favourite, they’d sooner fire Max and the entire team than Hadjar.

i fundamentally disagree with that, but i am VERY curious as to why you see it that way

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Well, as a Charles fan it is time to avoid Twitter. It is truly exhausting having to read the same horrendous takes again. Hoping for an amazing race for him tomorrow, because we need it and he needs it. And also I’m not the fondest of the top 3. Lewis may wear red now, but I still associate him so much with Merc and I really do not like them. Also he’s British, and I am not fond of the British. Grudges are still held after what they did for the perception of Max in the sport. And I honestly just currently find myself disliking Kimi because he keeps winning, and I do not want him to touch Max’s records. He can come back in my semi-good graces when he loses. Actually if he can just take out the top 4 in turn 1 tomorrow, I will vote him driver of the day.

Crossing my fingers for Max and Charles tomorrow. I biblically need them to stunt on these hoes.

yeah unfortunately f1twt is f1twt, so you can already predict the reactions

also i do think the lewis thing is attached to how much merc hypes up whenever hes with their boys in results, so its kinda hard to draw a distinct line between his merc past and ferrari present, also yes fuck the british

may the start be nice to max and may charles not get caught up too hard with the bottom half of the top10

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I decided to stop watching and my Instagram decided I needed to know george Russell topped it all and shit in my native language EVEN THOUGH I DON'T INTERACT WITH F1 ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR

I'm-

lmao the world just REALLY needed to tell you kimi wasnt on pole

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it's so frustrating when you see our shitbox of a car and what max does with it despite that and then you look at whatever the merc drivers do with their car and you can only imagine what awesome stuff max could do in it

yeah... which is why i so badly need him to switch teams 😭😭

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pulling out a P5 after the free practices is way better than I hoped for now just need the mercs to explode

it would have been p6 without charles' crash so yeah p5 is a Very good result for us

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lewis and george need to bully the child so he doesnt sniff the p1 tomorrow

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Wache seat being safer than Hadjar's 😭😭💀💀

isack should take him out and ill personally guarantee he wont have to move his ass from that seat

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Max to Mercedes is STILL possible even if George does good this one race right???

maxcedes is always possible

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also, for a second I read your post as “what if we didn’t restart the season” and I was like hell yeah

wish we could scrap this whole thing

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p5 is more than this car deserves. now let's just pray our start somehow works

lol watch us have a shit start tomorrow and lose like 5 places