Fang Leone

max verstappen's toxic lawyer || 3316

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// Do you ever get the feeling Everyone is staring at me? //

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got sidetracked so fuckin hard rn by another one of connor's weird brain child short films

i wanna examine the brain of director connor so badly

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The track is atrocious rn tho. That hamilton lap was absolute trash

nothing looks good so far 😭😭

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I am happy Antonelli is not having a good time this make my day

rule nr1 of free practice: do NOT trust merc

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Apparently Ted said redbull has a new chasis???...

pretty sure that would have been in some way mentioned in the list with the front wing ?

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maybe the people who dont watch fp sessions were onto something cuz i feel depressed watching max

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hudson and connor both nominated for a tca award :)))

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erik wants him out as much as we do 😭

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Idno if boycar is even trying at all 🤨 I've been trying to be sympathetic to boycar that he's doing his best

boycar is NOT trying his best, hes pissing me off to the point im sad looking at him

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Yk what maybe this weekend will go horribly so max is convinced enough to leave rb because he knows it’s wayyy to far gone right??

OR practice 2 will go considerably better idk and we all celebrate!! 🎉

well the fp sessions so far are definitely along your plan lmao id be very surprised if we are anywhere near the top5 this weekend

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Maybe they were right for getting rid of this circuit because the hell is going on? Wheels are dying, losing 0,5 from one hot lap to the next. And its not just a RedBull problem.

Granted replacing it with the disgrace that's going to be Madrid wasnt the solution

rbr's issues are the same from fp1 so its a car issue for us thats definitely not helped by the track lmao but its looking like a very depressing weekend so far

max also sounds so done with it

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okay ive stopped caring about the monaco appeals now, unless mcl's thing actually has any weight, which i highly doubt

time to look at whatever tf this weekend is gonna bring now

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im back to slightly caring about this solely to point out how empty rbr's and mcl's appeal against this is

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Marc Marquez being asked about who he identifies with the most in the F1 paddock while attending the Barcelona F1 weekend : "I would like to say Fernando Alonso but obviously, everything that Fernando has meant for Formula 1 in Spain is something impressive. I've shared moments with Carlos Sainz, he's not missing talent. Simply, we're in a world where the athlete, in this case the rider/driver, not only depends on himself but also the car / the bike, the infrastructure, and everything has to add up. The one [driver] that I like, for the claw, the things he gives on track, is Max Verstappen. He's a beast. I grew up with him, we're from the same generation. I remember being a kid and watching Fernando Alonso and now, the Verstappen generation I identify with."

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max somehow being in p4 rn does NOT accurately indicate how absolutely horrendous the car looked

so again, do NOT spare any actual thought into the fp positions

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'when the cars are good, it makes it looks so good' incredible commentary by montoya, so happy they hired him for f1tv..........

true intellectual has been given the mic huh, fascinating words

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now whats going on here

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I see we're back at our regularly scheduled program at rbr huh

ye, but also i dont even wanna think about the tire temps this weekend cuz overheating seems to be an issue at least for us rn