Drunken thoughts of a young adult

I get drunk often and have interesting thoughts at times.

[fuckyeahharkavagrant-blog]

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[overpricedvodka]

Hello, Police? I would like to report a murder at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Immediately following Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ homegoing service, refreshments will be served in the hall. It’s Easy Mac and dried out rotisserie chickens from Food Lion tho, so…ya know…

[lucidnee]

If you ever seen my boobs you’re welcome

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[tyrells]

[drunken-bitch]

My breakfast sandwich descended from heaven.

[betterstayabsurd-deactivated202]

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[regretroulette]

[drunken-bitch]

Breakfast tacos are my to-go ♥️

[afterskool]

Doodle Bear Commercial (x)

[drunken-bitch]

I used to love those.

Until I drew on it with the wrong markers.

[sadbitchezonly]

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

[adeles]

#everyday mood

[biisousss]

[drunken-bitch]

Free the nipple

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[drunken-bitch]

My mom use to put hot chocolate on buttered toast and we would call it breakfast.

[timbradford]