drunkenthoughts

[just-shower-thoughts]

Centaurs have six limbs which therefore makes them an insect.

[wreck]

[iamlaichici]

[wreck]

[paulbrady]

[bestviralposts]

And they live happily ever after <3

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s crazy how a billionaire could give you 0.1% of their fortune and it would change your life forever.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die while orgasming, you’re coming and going at the same time

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

[imposer]

[approvers]

[badjokesbyjeff]

What has three legs and four arms?

My son’s shit drawing of a snake.

[makeuphall]

[imposer]

unknown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[art--woonz]

[noctairy]

Created a little chalk artwork in our garden 🌿