Drunk Fighting Llamas

The side blog of @xerohourcheese where I Post my original posts.

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My Fave Thasmin Pic! Bar None!

The look of "I love this Chaotic Space Alien with all my heart, but right now, I don't know why!" is brilliant.

Found this image while looking for a wallpaper for the PS3

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City Of Doncaster Diaries!

Wow, we went to see the last episode of The Amazing Digital Circus yesterday, and OMG? what a roller coaster.

Caine is actually Jax's father!

Kinger is actually a ghost, but doesn't realise it.

Gangle and Zooble are two disassociating personalities of the same person.

All food served in the cafe is made from people.

They find out they are on Earth in the far future when they find the remains of The Statue Of Liberty.

They discover they are the ghosts, and what they think are ghosts are the people they are haunting.

Sorry for the spoilers

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Converwsations With The Cave Troll!

On this day, ten years ago, I first played World Or Tanks on the Playstation.

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character/Original Male Character Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Sad with a Happy Ending, Eventual Happy Ending, financial abuse, Low Key Spousal Abuse, Racist Language, Homophobic Language, Voyeurism, Invasion of Privacy, Loss of Parent(s), Loss of Spouse, Murder, Attempted Murder, Love Confessions, Found Family Series: Part 2 of Doncaster/Blackpool Chronicles! Summary:

Lost Souls find love beneath the Illuminations!

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Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Separated at Birth, Separate Childhoods, Separation Anxiety, Parallel Childhoods, Eventual Happy Ending, Sad with a Happy Ending, Lesbian Relationships, Found Family, Doctor Who References, Doctor Who fans Series: Part 1 of Doncaster/Blackpool Chronicles! Summary:

Twins separated at birth, are raised in suprisingly similar ways, while being kept apart by fate, maybe, until they find each other. FYI, Spoilers!

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Mrs Fillyjonk's Lemon Muffins! (1567 words) by XeroHour Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Filifjonkan | Fillyjonk/Muminmamman | Moominmamma, Moominmamma/Moominpappa (mentioned), Moominmamma & Moomintroll (mentioned) Characters: Muminmamman | Moominmamma, Moominpappa (mentioned) - Character, Moomintroll (mentioned) - Character, Mrs Fillyjonk Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, BDSM, Degradation Kink, Verbal Degradation, Degradation, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Seriously I mean it!, I Hate Myself For Writing This!, You looked in the bag didn't you?, Safewords, Enthusiastic Consent, We Do Not Kink-Shame Here!, Strap-Ons, Anal Sex, Vaginal Sex, Rough Sex, Lesbian Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming Summary:

Moominmamma has needs that Moominpappa hasn't been satisfying since Moomintroll's conception. Moominmamma has a few ladyfriends, who she visits occasionally, and discretely, and Mrs Fillyjonk has the most extreme sexual appetites of them all. Luckily, they don't Kink-Shame in Moomin Valley!

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Tales From Tonka!

I love my darling wife, but she can be more than a tad dateless at times! I was pratting about with one of her slippers by putting it on my right foot, the one without the toe, (FYI I had my big toe amputated a year ago) and Bird-Brain Of Britain herself said "Take that off, I don't want to catch amputated!" Bless!

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Appologies For The Micro Rant Folks!

There are certain songs that you DO NOT PLAY ON THE EFFING RADIO during certain events!

In the aftermath of an earthquake, you would not play Martika's song, 'I Feel The Earth Move, Under My Feet...'

If something happened to a crewed Artemis Mission, you would not play S Club Seven's 'Reach For The Stars'.

Actually you shouldn't play anything by S Club Seven, after they profaned a Holy Shrine in one of their music videos.

So considering what is happening the Middle East, why In The Ever Loving Name Of Sweet Lord Anubis, is Absolute Radio playing The Clashes 'Rock The Casbah'!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Here is my seventh AO3 story,

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Villain Wrangler (Blog Post), Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character(s) & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), The Villain Wrangler (The Villain Wrangler) Additional Tags: Child Abuse, non sexual child abuse, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Eventual Happy Ending, Sad with a Happy Ending, Found Family, Redemption, Poor Taste Historical Joke Summary:

This is a story set in the Villain Wrangler Universe! It is a world where almost every country has their own Villain Wrangler. A world of Superheroes, and Supervillains! A world of Redemption and Retribution! And a world of where nominative determinism is a bit of a thing!

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250,000 likes!

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Jackanory Turned 60 Years Old Last Week!

If you never got to watch it, I am truly sorry.

Normally told by one person over five episodes, they did a special to celebrate the 3000th episode they produced a special reading of The Hobbit broadcast over 10 episodes, in 1979, featuing 4 readers, Jan Francis, Maurice Denham, David Woods, and The Absolutely Brilliant Bernard Cribbins voicing Bilbo Baggins.

The Hobbit is available for purchase, it is worth it.

Look up the list of readers over the tears it was on the air. True, most of the names will elicit a reaction of "Who da fuk?" but a lot of them will be "OMFG they did Jackanory?"

FYI Cribbins was the most prolific reader with 114 apearences.

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WE GOT THE HUNTR/X DOLLS!!!!!

To celebrate here is 'What It Sounds Like', my favourite song.

Yes, I love Golden, How Its Done, etc, but I love this because it is the Call To Arms song.

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May I Wish All My Mutuals A Very Happy First Day Of Hallowe'en, 2026!

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City Of Doncaster Diaries!

The Monkey Nut and Myself were shopping at out local Morrisons supermarket this morning, and guess what we heard on Morrisons Radio among it's normal playlist of Earth Wind and Fire, Madness, & The Carpenters?

We were both loudly singing along from the dairy section, to the frozen fish fingers.

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A Short Poll To (hopefully) Settle An Argument!

Even if framed in a comedic/cartoonish manor, would it ever be acceptable to show, specifically in live action, two muscle-bound men taking turns beating up a woman, and throwing her across a room?

That would be acceptable, given the correct context!

It would never be acceptable!

Voting ended onOct 5, 2025

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Barnsley's Greatest Contribution To Our Planet!

Beloved Cricket Ambassador, and Proud Yorkshireman!

aka The best thing to come out of Barnsley since the X19 bus service.

(South Yorkshire Humour)

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May I Wish Everybody A Happy Treason Day, Folks!

(Except for the shredded wheat headed walking colostomy bag who resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave)