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LDN 1251, Dark Nebula

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the girls ™ showing up at my house for a fun night like

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House Party 🐛🐞🥳

gothicprep

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

gothicprep

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

gothicprep

Oh Christ

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This is the color your cat is

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colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

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I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

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op ur cat appears to be stuck in a tree

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Jesus punishes a sinner by making her French.

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Jeanne d’Arc origin story

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Appenzell, Steinegg, Switzerland | doeeme

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How hard was it to say “pistachio”

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you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

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Atheris squamigera, common names: green bush viper, variable bush viper, leaf viper and others, is a venomous viper species that can be found in West and central Africa: Ivory Coast and Ghana, eastward through southern Nigeria to Cameroon, southern Central African Republic, Gabon, Congo, DR Congo, northern Angola, Uganda, Tanzania (Rumanika Game Reserve), western Kenya and Bioko Island. . No subspecies are currently recognized. It’s truly a miraculously beautiful snake.

Habitat preference: Found mostly in rain forest. Said to prefer relatively low and thick, flowering bushes.

Venom: Bites from this particular species have resulted in at least one report of severe hematological complications as well as two deaths.