First of all, Bitch...

Ginge | LVL 32 | Taurus Ghost/Fire Type | Slytherin Married to my best friend

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[journeymanfool]

[newbarktownalumni]

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[were--ralph]

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[gingersofficial]

You should be extremely embarrassed for still having your fucking hogwarts house in your bio in 2026. Like holy shit.

What’s embarrassing is still sending anonymous hate messages on fucking tumblr is 2026 lol genuinely pathetic

[chisapiens]

[jarofcandies0180437]

computer

my mistake

laptop

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#sure just use lampwork techniques on sugar#you can do what you want forever

[stevienick]

“I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky enough to grow up in it.’‘ 

Catherine O’Hara photographed for The New Yorker (2019)

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cannot emphasize enough that this was a 100% real ad that I saw just now

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[restinpiss]

[official-lucifers-child]

[thickness-protection-program]

It's more likely than you think

[pukicho]

Dont need to watch this video. Already know the answer. Lion Gorilla Hole, west of the Congo.

[pukicho]

Put that dumbass in the hole

[graveyarrdshift]

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[yogi-bogey-box]

[guerrillatech]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[elder-moss]

Same david, same

[thingsinslowmotion]

Every gay relationship