go fucnk urslef, gyaylord

fuck* urself* guylord* gnyalord* fuck it*

[drunkvp]

what do you do in your free time?

i drink

[drunkvp]

lets go burn down bbhq and turn it into bbq!

yell heah

*hell *yeah

[drunkvp]

are you actually wearing a suit or is that just painted metal???

its a metl sut

*metal *suit

[drunkvp]

loop zoop!

???

(5/5)

oh hye m nt a berdd dragn

*hey *dragon *beerded *beardead *fuck it

[drunkvp]

*Puts lizard in a the fridge to freeze*

D:

(4/5)

[drunkvp]

I'm taking your keys.

y would u do taht???

*that

(3/5)

[drunkvp]

how much butt have u touched?

idk but ifi hda a lsit itd b v long

*if *i *had *list

(2/5)

[drunkvp]

what if one of your lightbulbs broke?

id prob scream

(1/5)

[drunkvp]

:O!!! You are now a bearded dragon for the next 5 asks!!!

wat hte fuc

*what *the *fuck

[drunkvp]

Go back to selling u stinky cog

im on brek u turtlfuck

*break *turtlefuk *turtlefuck

[drunkvp]

How exactly does a robot get drunk, anyway

i dun fuckin kno, hw do cogs drink oil

*dont *know *how

[drunkvp]

Senior Vice President of Sales, I challenge you to a dance of!!

tri me bicth

*try *bitxh *bitch

[drunkvp]

how do you feel about toons

thye fuckin SUC!

*they *suck

[drunkvp]

S U C C

uh

[drunkvp]

do you think clowns are scary

ther kid entertainmnt, no??????

[drunkvp]

honk honk

THIS IS STUPID.

[drunkvp]

what would you do if you met another you, but edgier

id prob b like “dude wat hte fuc”

*what *the *fuck