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i am literally crying this is the funniest thing i have ever seen
adhd college gothic
it’s 2:20 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:01 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:02 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:03 pm. you blink. it’s 4:36 pm
the next chapter of your textbook is 5 pages long. when you turn the page, it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you read it anyway, and turn the page. it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you can’t remember what you read on the page before this one. you still have 5 pages left in the chapter.
you are told to highlight the important parts. you highlight the important parts. when you look back, everything is highlighted.
you leave for class ten minutes late and get there ten minutes late. you leave for class 30 minutes early and you get to class ten minutes late. you leave for class on time and get to class ten minutes late.
the professor says your research paper can be about any subject. ‘any subject,’ he repeats. he meets your gaze, his pupils swallowing the iris and whites of his eyes. ‘any subject,’ he drawls. the floor cracks open at his feet and you can hear the buzzing of millions of flies from the crevice. ‘you have all semester to finish,’ he adds. ‘no check-ins.’ the crack in the floor extends under your chair. the flies swarm up under you. ‘good luck,’ the professor says. the buzzing fills your head and blurs your vision.
the professor is talking about something you learned last year. you pull out your phone to play a cell phone game until she gets to something new. when you look up, she’s handing out the final exam. you check the date on your phone. the semester has ended. you remember nothing.
Friendly reminder that
Spock spent his entire early life battling with himself and trying to ignore the human half of himself
he was heavily bullied as a child
he and his father had a falling out that was only starting to heal in the later films
Jim Kirk was his first friend (at 33)
he spent the majority of his life alone (both before meeting Jim, and after all his friends had died or disappeared)
he still tried to make the universe better
Robin Lord Taylor for Regard Magazine
you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove
My elf, Rhaenir, and my best friend’s half-orc, for a writing project I’m determined to lure her into. Don’t be fooled by Rhaenir’s sad pouting expression; he’s ornery and difficult.
“It’s wonderful how my Gwynplaine makes the people laugh – even when he is sad.”
“YOU WILL NOT HAVE HIM” Re-edit of this old drawing made for some Fenders week prompt. It was bugging me that I never gave it a background so I finally gave it a shot. It’s not perfect, but still better than before, right? Impressions?
Ed: THIS COULD TAKE HOURS.
Oswald: ....
Ed: DAYS
Oswald:....
Ed: MONTHS
Oswald: ????
Ed: EVEN YEARS
Oswald: ?????
Ed: HELL WE CAN EVEN MOVE BACK INTO THE MANSION AND FORGET THIS WHOLE THING EVER HAPPENED HOW MUCH TORTURE WOULD THAT BE!!!!
Oswald looks … genuinely hurt by Jim’s accusation…
Enterprise crew with the unicorn dog.
me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have another idea
i can relate to techrat
Edward “Let’s Make This About Me” Nygma