[romanceyourdemons]

my scholarly physique and delicate constitution are not well-suited to questing, but they keep me around because i’m very good at saying ominous and unsettling things at significant moments

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[girlnextvore]

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

[riverlarking]

[angelicsister-deactivated202602]

i need to be kissed by someone who is so hungry for me they can't think straight

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[sapphireh3arts]

my evil confession: i want to be touched tenderly and with intention

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[starlit-meadow]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[kosmogrl]

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday