#i loved that

[graytodd]

Hiiii! 🩷🩷🩷 How about Kon and Jason being friendly? I think It would be cute! (Also Dick a jealous asshole and Tim Taking 1000 photos bc they are cute together 🤣🤣🤣)

You know how much I enjoy drawing a jealous!Dick but Kon and Jason being 'buddies' is so cute !!?? I've never thought about drawing them before; I'll definitely sketch them more often 🫡✨

[spielzeugkaiser]

Kid!Jaskier and Essi were cute 🥺

[lesbiandotorg]

there are gonna be people watching tonight’s episode who haven’t seen acoc and are mystified by everyone gleefully chanting “slammed down big style” together

[toasted-for3v3r]

Hiii I'd like to ask for Dan Feng crumbs. Dan Feng x Reader but in corporate, with Dan Feng having a high position and reader is just some randomass worker.

They're married but hiding it so things don't have to be messy in the company but they slip up sometimes. Like accidentally grabbing each others employee card or smth

Just throw in some crack and some ✨imagination✨ THANK YOUUUU

Slip Ups

Dan Feng x Reader

You and Dan Feng are in cooperate. Uhm. Yeah

Warnings: Mentions of cheating (not for either of you)

Working in the same company as your spouse is completely fine and normal.

Working in the same company as your spouse when no one knows, on the other hand, is very difficult. Even more so when you’ve stayed with said spouse for so long you barely notice yourself doing things an average employee is not supposed to do with upper management.

Yes, your beautiful and precious husband, Dan Feng, managed to work his way up in the company and landed a spot on one of the best teams that works directly with the CEO. You’re very proud of his dedication and hard work. In fact, you encouraged him to keep going with his degrees just to make more money.

You were just an average employee. Not manager, not supervisor. None of it. Did you want to be? Absolutely not. You were not a fan of the attention. It was better to be in the background than to be in the spotlight, in all honesty. So long as you did your work, clocked out when needed, and minded your business, you’ll do it.

Sometimes you guys would slip up. I mean, it happens. You live together, you’re around each other a lot, so it should come as no surprise when you only realized you grabbed the wrong badge when you went to print something off and seeing your husband’s name instead.

Or when he would be down on your floor, go to your desk, take your coffee and go about his day. Oblivious to the stares that he got because you loved your coffee. You almost hit somebody over it too a few years ago but this man just snatched it right off your desk while you were sitting there.

You didn’t even flinch. You went to grab it, paused at the empty spot, and then just… kept working??? Hello?????

It also didn’t help that your floor was nosy. They gossiped and talked too much for your liking. So you had to be vigilant about being around each other. Don’t mess it up, don’t let people suspect you had something going on, stay low, stay quiet.

Email from: Dan Feng — Executive

What do you want for dinner?

You stared at your computer, the saxophones loud in your ears because one of your coworkers was talking to you about some TV show you couldn’t give less of a fuck of, and only stopped talking when they saw the email.

“Uhm,” they stared at you, “Why is Dr. Feng asking you about dinner?”

You could not, for the life of you, come up with a good excuse, “Because.”

“Because what?” They crossed their arms, their eyes narrowing in accusation.

You turned to them, “You can worry about my business when you give me the schedule I assigned to you three weeks ago.”

They sputtered, “I-I’m getting to it—“

“The amount of time you took to talk could’ve been used getting the schedule.”

“But—“

“Take the hint.” You watched as they sulked and went back to their desk. At least they were aware if they tried to gossip, you’d hold the fact they haven’t gotten work done over their head.

You typed on your computer.

Reply from: [ ] — Reviewer

You cannot email me on the work computers.

It didn’t take long for you to get a response.

Reply from: Dan Feng — Executive

Whoops.

You facepalmed, taking out your phone and texting him.

Damn him. You did tell them that.

Okay, sure. You both messed up a little bit, it wasn’t too noticeable unless someone was really paying attention. You could say low and discreet about everything.

It would’ve worked if Dan Feng hadn’t came down to your floor later that same day (again) and handed you a folder. “I need this done by the end of the week, dear—“

You quickly gave him a look, knowing he was going to call you one of those endearing names that he uses. You would’ve loved it otherwise. Just… not in this environment.

He, thankfully, took the hint and set the papers down on your desk. You sighed in relief when he left and surprisingly didn’t draw anymore attention to himself.

Alas, your little plan to stay hidden didn’t work as well as you both thought. Yes, yes, sure, you’ve been married for a few years now and worked at the company for a while now, but everybody else — specifically Dan Feng’s entire team — knew.

Honestly, they just loved to tease you both endlessly about it because you both were awful at hiding your relationship. The only reason it hasn’t gotten out to the other floors is because of them.

The boss knew. They’ve been known but they haven’t done anything because Dan Feng is good at his job and you keep your head down and do the work.

They definitely would’ve fired anybody else, but you both just got lucky. And plus, the boss knows you didn’t want to start anything anyway.

Which is why it was so funny when an entire cheating scandal was going on at your floor for several weeks, causing work to pile up. You did your part, of course, and helped your coworkers, who minded their business, with theirs too.

You just didn’t expect to get caught up in said scandal

“So who are you cheating on me with, huh?!” One of the workers shouted at her partner, clearly furious. Even more so when he’s been stuttering and lying this entire time. It was pathetic to watch.

“Like you even know—“

“No! I know it’s someone in the company so who?! Huh?!”

The man pointed at you, of all people, “They’re obviously a better girlfriend than you! All you do stalk me constantly and you’re just a bitch all the time!”

You pointed at yourself.

You???? What did you do?????

The woman turned her anger on you, “Are you fucking kidding me?!”

You outright laughed at both of them, “I don’t even talk to him.”

“Don’t even bother lying right now—“

You held up your left hand, “I’m married.”

Silence. Crickets. Everyone stared at you like you’ve grow a second head. This is only of the only times being married was a benefit. The other times it becomes a headache because your husband is like that best friend that you’re so close with they annoy the hell out of you despite the fact you love them a lot.

The woman pointed at the man, “You just lied to me again!”

“I-I didn’t— They cheated with me—!”

“Why are you all yelling?” And the devil shall appear. You twisted in your swivel chair, gesturing a hand over, “Hubby.”

Dan Feng raised a brow but went along with it anyway, “Wife.”

Everyone gaped again.

“But seriously.” He stared at the commotion, “I can hear you two floors up. We’re backed up on work, I don’t need to know who cheated on what. Just get your stuff done and turned in.”

Not like his words mattered anyway because that next week? Everybody who was behind on work for over three weeks were laid off— let go— fired.

Thank goodness you had your husband vouch for you. Well, you vouched for yourself and the boss could see the work you’ve already turned in, but still.

Those workers got replaced, and the office was quiet for once. It was heavenly.

Now you can be as unhinged as you want.

Dan Feng threw his phone across the room, his face dusted in red. His team whipped their heads at the sound, everybody very much concerned.

“You good?” Yingxing asked.

“Fine.” He strained.

That was not a slip up

A/N: LMAOOOO THAT WAS HILARIOUS I LOVE EXPERIMENTING

[genyasglockk]

Cassie doesn't even know what that little conversation meant to Frank. She offered him a listening ear, really saw him and checked in on him, and also gave him a glimpse into what a life of sobriety can look like. Things get better.

[lavender-bong-water]

Lookatmybawwwls!!!!!

[mjfass]

Regal with a fair warning to those risking their necks

And Kenny’s answer:

And Josh’s