Dr. Xeno H. Wingfield

Ex-NASA Scientist • Aerospace Engineering Researcher • Ask Blog, Role-play • 18+ Only

[drxenohwingfield]

I suppose introductions are in order. You may call me Dr. Xeno, and only Dr. Xeno- Ex-NASA scientist and mentor. Current ruler of the new world.

I am not one for pleasantries and small talk, unlike the ignorant masses and sheeple of our time, but do ask a question if you must. Particularly I would be interested in speaking about the sciences rather than my personal life. However while I am not entirely opposed to such things, do not waste my time by babbling on with idiotic questions or conversations regarding said personal life.

Just an additional note: I will take quite a liking to your type if you speak to me about the wonders of the world and if you have the capability to show me if the blood of science and curiosities runs through your veins. Or… if you are most the convincing liar and can fool me? I happen to love your type too.

Science is Elegant.

-Dr. Xeno

[drxenohwingfield]

This is rather unpunctual of me, but I would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, and to those who do not, Happy Holidays.

Festively yours,

Dr. Xeno

[drxenohwingfield]

Stanley. I don’t like this stone. Stanley. It’s pissing me off. ⚫️_⚫️🤞🏼

@mrstanicansnyder

[mrstanicansnyder]

What is Xeno’s underwear size?

Bold of you to assume that he wears underwear. Why don’t you go ask him if you’re so concerned.

@drxenohwingfield

[drxenohwingfield]

Stanley Sullivan Eugene Snyder. It is not the public’s concern regarding my undergarments. I do not appreciate you sharing information that is supposed to be between you, me, and my wife. And I suppose yours and her wife as well. For someone who likes to claim you do not “kiss and tell” you have quite the knack for sharing private information.

[drxenohwingfield]

Does your wife look like Stanley? I have a feeling you prefer blondes. Or maybe she looks a little like Senku?

She does not look like Stanley, but she does have blonde hair. I will admit I do take a liking to blondes and those who have light colored hair like Senku in terms of physical attraction but I am not opposed to those with darker hair as well. While appearances do have a level of importance to me, I am more concerned on how we can fit each other needs, and how we can improve one another’s lives and each other.

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XENO PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU MAKE A PODCAST OF YOU EXPLAINING ANY TYPE OF SCIENCE IN A LAB PLEASE- THAT OR AT LEAST HAVE A CHANNEL LIKE THE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TEACHER PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE 😭😭😭

Okay. I suppose since you’ve begged hard enough and I get the opportunity to speak about science without anyone or anything hanging over my head, I won’t be opposed to such an idea. I cannot promise I won’t talk about topics that would be rather… upsetting to those who are the politically correct type. Morals and ethics have halted our progress as humanity, which is something I will speak about during my lectures on a podcast. There will be no negotiation in this case on the topics I choose to discuss.

[drxenohwingfield]

If I could send an emoji of narrowed eyes I would because now I'm (genuinely) starting to realize there was a bit more to that answer than a mere warning and concern for my safety.

Ah, congratulations on graduating the school of basic reading comprehension and recognizing undertones. It’s almost impressive that it wasn’t understood from the very beginning. Shall we host a celebration?

[drxenohwingfield]

Understandable, have a nice day. Don't want your lovers to toss me into the abyss and whatnot, so I'll back off.

Also, just wanna say that using that image/gif to answer that ask was diabolical of you.

Diabolical? Me? Now whatever do you mean? There was no nefarious reason whatsoever on the .gif I chose!

I am merely concerned for your safety is all.

[drxenohwingfield]

Have you seen Stanley kill someone before? You seemed way too calm when he shot those kids in front of you.

Ah, an interesting observation. You have a keen eye. I’m mildly impressed. But that is for me to know. I’d love to hear more of what brought you to that conclusion aside from the general feeling of calmness I supposedly had.

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Why don’t you have a tank of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

This is positively absurd. Yet somehow, I have a strong desire to have just this so suddenly. Perhaps I can get my brilliant mechanic, Brody, to begin building a tank and said laser. On the other hand, most sharks do not do well in captivity and their life span is shortened significantly.

It is a nice thought to have. Especially as an intimidation tactic behind my chair. Good in theory, but not in practice unless it was specific breeds of sharks.

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Kinda crazy to say as an anon (plus you don't know me and you're married), but I wouldn't mind you picking apart my brain... and other places

Neurology and psychiatry is not my specialty. I suggest speaking to a therapist or @theelegantmentalist if you’d like your brain picked.

Mr. Gen so happens to be an exception in my interest in such things. As for picking at your other places, I am not a surgeon either, but I have been informed I’m rather skilled with my hands.

Unfortunately for you, I am married. Both my wife and my husband are rather… “crazy” for lack of a better word, so I would suggest taking a step back before they find out who you may be. I appreciate the sentiment however.

[drxenohwingfield]

I think you and Gen make a cute couple.

Oh my, a couple? I assure you, we are not a couple. Quite the conclusion you have jumped to. I am more so interested in picking apart his mind and learning what makes him tick, rather than something as intimate as a couple. If he can prove himself to be capable and useful to me, I could consider it.

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I hear Stanley say you had a wife. Is that true? If i may ask, who is she? And weren't you and Stanley in a relationship? Oh! Is it a polyamorous relationship?

Yes, I do have a wife, and she is quite intelligent. Her specialty is bio pharmaceutical research and anything regarding biology, which has come quite in handy. She is quite loving and caring, thoughtful, and she makes me laugh harder than anyone I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. She is able to balance the chaos that goes inside my head. I need stability and she brings that while also bringing immeasurable joy and peace to my life. I am the most fortunate man on this Earth to have a woman like her be in my life. Although, she does also press my buttons quite frequently as well…

Stanley and I are married as well, yes, but they are not together. I will break it down for you below:

Myself and Stanley- married

My wife and I- married

My wife and Stanley- not involved with each other

Stanley and his wife- married

My wife and his wife- married

Stanley’s wife/ my wife’s wife- we are not involved with each other

I hope this provides some clarity.

[drxenohwingfield]

It has come to my attention by my wife that according to my husband, @mrstanicansnyder, that my appendage between my legs is not that good. Which is quite amusing to hear because last night Stanley was a slobbery blubbering mess underneath me.

[theelegantmentalist]

Oh, I doubt your wife would insult you like that in seriousness. It’s probably just some playful banter. Or maybe…just maybe…she’s trying to bait you into coming over and proving her wrong, the same way you impressed dear Stanley. By the way, congratulations to him on his pregnancy! But if you’re truly feeling a bit insecure about your… prowess, perhaps you should test it on someone completely unbiased. Think of it as an experiment of the loins…purely scientific, of course.

[mrstanicansnyder]

Wow, Xeno, you’re really gonna spill what happened last night to everyone that publicly? Don’t expect me to turn all shy and bashful like some high school virgin. Besides, where’s your proof? I thought your field was all about showing evidence.

And Gen…quit fueling his delusional mind, would you? I’m not pregnant. It’s impossible. We’ve gone over this a dozen times. Just because he bent me over and tried to breed me into the mattress doesn’t mean it worked. Once again, got the wrong parts for all that.

[drxenohwingfield]

I absolutely will share it to the populace, Stanley. How does the consequences of your actions taste? You should have known my wife would share what you said to her to me. After all, she does enjoy starting arguments for fun, much to her denial.

Now, do not come home tonight. Gen and myself have an experiment to conduct. With your pregnancy, you need be around something that will be more… suitable to the life growing within you.

[drxenohwingfield]

It has come to my attention by my wife that according to my husband, @mrstanicansnyder, that my appendage between my legs is not that good. Which is quite amusing to hear because last night Stanley was a slobbery blubbering mess underneath me.

[theelegantmentalist]

Oh, I doubt your wife would insult you like that in seriousness. It’s probably just some playful banter. Or maybe…just maybe…she’s trying to bait you into coming over and proving her wrong, the same way you impressed dear Stanley. By the way, congratulations to him on his pregnancy! But if you’re truly feeling a bit insecure about your… prowess, perhaps you should test it on someone completely unbiased. Think of it as an experiment of the loins…purely scientific, of course.

[drxenohwingfield]

It was not my wife who insulted me. It was Stanley who made the rather poor attempt on my bedroom skills, or lack thereof according to him, to my wife. He has been quite hormonal as of late due to the pregnancy.

That aside, Stanley will not be in my bed tonight and who am I to say no to a science experiment? You are more than welcome to drop by my home to test your hypothesis. I would hope you wouldn’t be biased otherwise the experiment’s results will be skewed and we would have to test again.~

[drxenohwingfield]

It has come to my attention by my wife that according to my husband, @mrstanicansnyder, that my appendage between my legs is not that good. Which is quite amusing to hear because last night Stanley was a slobbery blubbering mess underneath me.

[drxenohwingfield]

Apologies for my unpunctual appreciation for the birthday wishes. My birthday turned into a birthday week rather than a day thanks to Stanley and my wife and her wife. I am still recovering. My sincerest thank you regardless. I will personally thank every individual who sent a birthday wish to me soon.