izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
No title available
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
★
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
#extradirty
Kiana Khansmith
macklin celebrini has autism
Love Begins
styofa doing anything
⁂
Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from Malaysia
seen from Algeria
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@mrstanicansnyder
Ex U.S. Military. Sniper. Captain under Dr. Xeno.
I’m not here to chat unless it matters. Tactical questions, field ops, science backed missions keep it relevant. If you’re looking to waste time, look somewhere else.
But if you've got a real question? Something worth aiming at?
You can ask.
Otherwise, stay out of the line of fire.
so sir that is not pregnant.... When is it due?
Sorry for my absence, extended pregnancy will do that to you.
Merry Christmas, kiddos.
I’ll do my best not to crash my plane into Santa’s sleigh…no promises if he flies into restricted airspace. Cigarette’s and whiskey for me, milk and cookies for the big guy.
slut
That’s “Government Hooker” to you.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hm. No 🙂🙂🙂
Shame. I got two tickets and no one to go with. Wonder if I still have the phone numbers of those barracks bunnies….maybe a nice divorced mom who happens to be a tag chaser…
Hm. And maybe I’ll find another blonde who will get burritos with me and put a lock on a fence near a rocket 🙂🙂 might end up in jail after but 🙂🙂
Sounds like a good plan! Hey, while you’re at it I’ll take my dependa out to some dive bar for darts and whiskey then we can drive out to some back lot and shoot a couple rounds off.
Wooooow guess I’ll just go have a grand ol’ time at the pumpkin patch with some other rando blondie and we’ll go hang out in the sunflower field. Release some ladybugs together to scare off the aphids. At least there’s one positive outta this for you! No aphids!! Congrats!!
You look like a fucking aphid, you know that? Sounds great! I’ll be getting coffee and a chai latte about that time, gotta be a gentleman and spoil my date you know? Might show her my trigger finger on the drive up.
And you look like some fucked up version of some love child between Jeffree Star and lady Gaga but anyway 😗😗
……………………………………………………..you do that and you’re going six feet under 🙂
Ok, so I look like two successful celebrities. I wear the lipstick from one of them so I can’t complain. I would call you a leaf munching aphid, but your wife told me you don’t even eat carpet so I can’t trust you would do your job right. Even if it’s the natural order of things as an aphid to do.
What? I shouldn’t show her my tactical glazing? Don’t know, as they say it’s ass or gas with these California gas prices and I’m not asking for cash.
…I told her that I got inside my head ‘cause she told me she doesn’t care for oral even tho I wanted to give her some :( but hey at least I can make her cum with intercourse unlike well. You who can only dream of making my ass cum by that. Dick game too weak ig 🤷♀️
And no. You shouldn’t :) that tactical glazing is reserved for yours truly and if you think that’s getting anywhere near someone else?? I hope you enjoy being cuffed in musty basement
Well kiddo, it’s time for bed and you know we both made a promise to one another not to go to bed angry with one another so…I’m sorry.
Sorry you lick your wife with less licks than it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
I’m sorry about even joking about taking another person out even though you turned down my offer and said you would take another blonde.
Sorry that you look like an aphid.
I accept your apology. Now get some sleep. I love you.
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Yeah he is 🙂🙂🙂 and he’s gonna get it later 🙂🙂🙂
Glad it ain’t me.
At least this asshole wished me a happy birthday and you didn’t so 🙂🙂🙂 keep playing coy 🙂🙂🙂 go ahead 🙂🙂🙂
Yeah. Got it. Didn’t post. Got a week off before deployment and figured some Italian food and a shitty movie would cover it. Sorry I value quality time with ya kiddo.
You can’t call me kiddo anymore. I’m a senior citizen like you now! We can double up on the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral
Still younger than me. Maybe I’ll get you some tennis balls for the bottom of your walker, and we can both split a plate of mashed potatoes so our dentures don’t fall out. Suppers at 4:30.
And bedtime at 9:00?? 🥹🥹
Yep. We will crawl into our two separate beds and get up at 5:00 AM sharp. Then back to Golden Corral for the breakfast buffet and coffee.
5:00am??? Hell no I ain’t getting up that early even when we’re 80. No. Nope. Absolutely not.
…but if it’s 6:00am you got yourself a deal
6:00AM? That’s so late for our senior citizen life style. I was hoping to catch Gladis at bingo by then and exchange hard candies from our purses.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hm. No 🙂🙂🙂
Shame. I got two tickets and no one to go with. Wonder if I still have the phone numbers of those barracks bunnies….maybe a nice divorced mom who happens to be a tag chaser…
Hm. And maybe I’ll find another blonde who will get burritos with me and put a lock on a fence near a rocket 🙂🙂 might end up in jail after but 🙂🙂
Sounds like a good plan! Hey, while you’re at it I’ll take my dependa out to some dive bar for darts and whiskey then we can drive out to some back lot and shoot a couple rounds off.
Wooooow guess I’ll just go have a grand ol’ time at the pumpkin patch with some other rando blondie and we’ll go hang out in the sunflower field. Release some ladybugs together to scare off the aphids. At least there’s one positive outta this for you! No aphids!! Congrats!!
You look like a fucking aphid, you know that? Sounds great! I’ll be getting coffee and a chai latte about that time, gotta be a gentleman and spoil my date you know? Might show her my trigger finger on the drive up.
And you look like some fucked up version of some love child between Jeffree Star and lady Gaga but anyway 😗😗
……………………………………………………..you do that and you’re going six feet under 🙂
Ok, so I look like two successful celebrities. I wear the lipstick from one of them so I can’t complain. I would call you a leaf munching aphid, but your wife told me you don’t even eat carpet so I can’t trust you would do your job right. Even if it’s the natural order of things as an aphid to do.
What? I shouldn’t show her my tactical glazing? Don’t know, as they say it’s ass or gas with these California gas prices and I’m not asking for cash.
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Yeah he is 🙂🙂🙂 and he’s gonna get it later 🙂🙂🙂
Glad it ain’t me.
At least this asshole wished me a happy birthday and you didn’t so 🙂🙂🙂 keep playing coy 🙂🙂🙂 go ahead 🙂🙂🙂
Yeah. Got it. Didn’t post. Got a week off before deployment and figured some Italian food and a shitty movie would cover it. Sorry I value quality time with ya kiddo.
You can’t call me kiddo anymore. I’m a senior citizen like you now! We can double up on the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral
Still younger than me. Maybe I’ll get you some tennis balls for the bottom of your walker, and we can both split a plate of mashed potatoes so our dentures don’t fall out. Suppers at 4:30.
And bedtime at 9:00?? 🥹🥹
Yep. We will crawl into our two separate beds and get up at 5:00 AM sharp. Then back to Golden Corral for the breakfast buffet and coffee.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hm. No 🙂🙂🙂
Shame. I got two tickets and no one to go with. Wonder if I still have the phone numbers of those barracks bunnies….maybe a nice divorced mom who happens to be a tag chaser…
Hm. And maybe I’ll find another blonde who will get burritos with me and put a lock on a fence near a rocket 🙂🙂 might end up in jail after but 🙂🙂
Sounds like a good plan! Hey, while you’re at it I’ll take my dependa out to some dive bar for darts and whiskey then we can drive out to some back lot and shoot a couple rounds off.
Wooooow guess I’ll just go have a grand ol’ time at the pumpkin patch with some other rando blondie and we’ll go hang out in the sunflower field. Release some ladybugs together to scare off the aphids. At least there’s one positive outta this for you! No aphids!! Congrats!!
You look like a fucking aphid, you know that? Sounds great! I’ll be getting coffee and a chai latte about that time, gotta be a gentleman and spoil my date you know? Might show her my trigger finger on the drive up.
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Yeah he is 🙂🙂🙂 and he’s gonna get it later 🙂🙂🙂
Glad it ain’t me.
At least this asshole wished me a happy birthday and you didn’t so 🙂🙂🙂 keep playing coy 🙂🙂🙂 go ahead 🙂🙂🙂
Yeah. Got it. Didn’t post. Got a week off before deployment and figured some Italian food and a shitty movie would cover it. Sorry I value quality time with ya kiddo.
You can’t call me kiddo anymore. I’m a senior citizen like you now! We can double up on the senior citizen discount at Golden Corral
Still younger than me. Maybe I’ll get you some tennis balls for the bottom of your walker, and we can both split a plate of mashed potatoes so our dentures don’t fall out. Suppers at 4:30.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hm. No 🙂🙂🙂
Shame. I got two tickets and no one to go with. Wonder if I still have the phone numbers of those barracks bunnies….maybe a nice divorced mom who happens to be a tag chaser…
Hm. And maybe I’ll find another blonde who will get burritos with me and put a lock on a fence near a rocket 🙂🙂 might end up in jail after but 🙂🙂
Sounds like a good plan! Hey, while you’re at it I’ll take my dependa out to some dive bar for darts and whiskey then we can drive out to some back lot and shoot a couple rounds off.
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Yeah he is 🙂🙂🙂 and he’s gonna get it later 🙂🙂🙂
Glad it ain’t me.
At least this asshole wished me a happy birthday and you didn’t so 🙂🙂🙂 keep playing coy 🙂🙂🙂 go ahead 🙂🙂🙂
Yeah. Got it. Didn’t post. Got a week off before deployment and figured some Italian food and a shitty movie would cover it. Sorry I value quality time with ya kiddo.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hm. No 🙂🙂🙂
Shame. I got two tickets and no one to go with. Wonder if I still have the phone numbers of those barracks bunnies….maybe a nice divorced mom who happens to be a tag chaser…
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Yeah he is 🙂🙂🙂 and he’s gonna get it later 🙂🙂🙂
Glad it ain’t me.
Knew that would piss you off. Make it up to you Friday?
No <3
That’s right, you’ll be with me instead.
Hey kiddo.
Happy birthday. Have a good one. ✌️
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼anything else for me or just your shitty attitude?
Wow, this guy sounds like a reeeaalllll dick.
Husband. Why are you so obsessed with my nipple hair? I would like to pluck the harvest, but I won’t if you give me a real answer on why
You already plucked it. Fucking murder.
Murder? That’s very pot kettle of you
What I’ve killed had it coming. What you’ve killed was innocent.
The toilet bowl.
Your nipple hairs.
That one, “special” hair.
When will the senseless killing end with you?
First of all, the “special” hair was for your armor. It’s complicit in the murders you did 🤨🤨 the nipple hairs you share the fault too. You wouldn’t give me more context about your harvest which makes you an accomplice to murder. Thirdly, don’t act like you haven’t exploded our porcelain throne too from all those damn burritos you eat 🤨🤨
Point is, you are my accomplice in all of this “senseless killing.” Try again
I sure as hell do. Might want to go check that last flush I gave. Think I birthed your child in there.
As for the rest of it. Bullshit. You know it. That’s why you’re defending it so much. You got a guilty conscience.
And I’m the guilty one? Are we sure?
As for the baby you birthed in the toilet? Did it come out okay? Does it smell like tomahawks and refried beans?
Wow, look at you, kiddo! Finally owning up to the fact that your little crime spree weighs heavier on your conscience than all the murders I’ve stacked up combined. I’m touched, really…takes guts to admit that. Good thing the VA’s still footing the therapy bill, huh? You’re gonna need every session they’ll give you.
And yeah, it burned coming out too. Guess it’s neurodivergent like anon said! It must be from all those damn Tylenol cigarettes I smoked.
