Good Guy ™

[laughing420-deactivated20200629]

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

[zvaigzdelasas]

The New York Taxi Workers Alliance just tweeted these as an act of solidarity with the protests going on at JFK airport.  Throw Sand In All The Gears. #RefugeesWelcome

[sauvamente]

A lot of those drivers are from the countries on the ban list too. There may not be pickups for awhile.

[crescendd]

[littlekingcorona]

3 counts of murder

[rightnowimloving]

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[vasmemeas]

please let’s not forget

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

Fuck Taylor swift

[skankheaux-deactivated20240330]

who?

[bellaxiao]

no lie

[sweetfrosti]

*gags*

[wheremyshrimps]

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

[bigshrimpass]

a krilling spree

[wheremyshrimps]

no it’s fucking murder

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

[elfgrove]

[stability]

“hi I’m Denice, your new coworker :)”

[jackafz]

everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money*

me: 

[vanish]

[thesociologicalcinema]

“I must keep saying this: How the HELL are we going to spend $20 bil to build the #WallOfHate but can’t find $55 mil to fix pipes in Flint?!!” ~ Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow)

[kinginthewest]

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

[sistermaryfake]

[vxxt]

[memewhore]